K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
On an island. Making things for you. Shirts pay for skeets: https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen
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K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
· Jan 11
It's just too many good T-shirts. Eight pages of good T-shirts now. I will never stop. I will never die. www.teepublic.com/user/kthorje...
I fell for this one and my punishment will be reskeeting Casey Newton
The author of a viral Reddit thread alleging fraud at a food delivery company tried to back up his claim by sending me AI-generated documents. Today I'm publishing those documents in the hopes that it helps other reporter see what we're up against in the age of AI www.platformer.news/fake-uber-ea...
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I fell for this one and my punishment will be reskeeting Casey Newton
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Meet Cute [1/3]
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Meet Cute [1/3]
Was working on a mechanical issue in my high school auditorium’s light board when somebody flipped the power back on and an electrical shock threw me six feet backwards into a pile of chairs
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Was working on a mechanical issue in my high school auditorium’s light board when somebody flipped the power back on and an electrical shock threw me six feet backwards into a pile of chairs
Today's most deranged bit of movie trivia is that the studio wanted John Landis to cast Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi in the two lead roles in AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, which would have made a... much different movie
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Today's most deranged bit of movie trivia is that the studio wanted John Landis to cast Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi in the two lead roles in AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, which would have made a... much different movie
As You Three Shells, So Shall You Wipe
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
As You Three Shells, So Shall You Wipe
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A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
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New shirt, perhaps more sadly relevant than ever. Please do not report me to the corporation. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8591...
Try And Stop Us by kthorjensen
As seen on famous animated father Homblur Sampson on non-copyright-infringing episode S13E15 - "Blame it on Lisa" of Animated TV Series (No Name Given)
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January 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
New shirt, perhaps more sadly relevant than ever. Please do not report me to the corporation. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8591...
nicknaming myself the Slop Jar Socrates
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
nicknaming myself the Slop Jar Socrates
New shirt, perhaps more sadly relevant than ever. Please do not report me to the corporation. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8591...
Try And Stop Us by kthorjensen
As seen on famous animated father Homblur Sampson on non-copyright-infringing episode S13E15 - "Blame it on Lisa" of Animated TV Series (No Name Given)
www.teepublic.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
New shirt, perhaps more sadly relevant than ever. Please do not report me to the corporation. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8591...
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
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And if we obey God, we must disobey ourselves; and it is in this disobeying ourselves, wherein the hardness of obeying God consists.
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
And if we obey God, we must disobey ourselves; and it is in this disobeying ourselves, wherein the hardness of obeying God consists.
this is the tweet they were looking at
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
this is the tweet they were looking at
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
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Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!
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In 2019, Tulsi Gabbard warned that Trump’s desire to intervene in Venezuela is “about the oil ... again.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In 2019, Tulsi Gabbard warned that Trump’s desire to intervene in Venezuela is “about the oil ... again.”
Any politician who signals support for this lawless military action no matter what party or other policy must have their political career compromised to a permanent end. This must be a line in the sand. No jokes available at this moment, please try again later.
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Any politician who signals support for this lawless military action no matter what party or other policy must have their political career compromised to a permanent end. This must be a line in the sand. No jokes available at this moment, please try again later.
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If you are in the US military, you are serving for a pedophile
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
If you are in the US military, you are serving for a pedophile
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thanks for the tip
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
thanks for the tip
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made a fondant 40 for a birthday cake
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
made a fondant 40 for a birthday cake
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
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When you’re sharing your big tent with neo-Nazi sex tourists like Matt Forney it might be time to have a good long think
Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
When you’re sharing your big tent with neo-Nazi sex tourists like Matt Forney it might be time to have a good long think