K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
On an island. Making things for you. Shirts pay for skeets: https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen
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K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
· Jan 11
It's just too many good T-shirts. Eight pages of good T-shirts now. I will never stop. I will never die. www.teepublic.com/user/kthorje...
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we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
Ready for this one? What idiot called it a marketing pitch for a new resort owned by the bad guy from Despicable Me and John Leguizamo and not the Brand Gru Da Pest Hotel?
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Ready for this one? What idiot called it a marketing pitch for a new resort owned by the bad guy from Despicable Me and John Leguizamo and not the Brand Gru Da Pest Hotel?
Trump could literally be polling at 1% and the Democrats would still show him their bellies. Worthless in every way. Abject self-serving cowards.
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Trump could literally be polling at 1% and the Democrats would still show him their bellies. Worthless in every way. Abject self-serving cowards.
please, my opposition party…. he is very sick….
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
please, my opposition party…. he is very sick….
Incredible gamesmanship sir, what would we do without you
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Incredible gamesmanship sir, what would we do without you
The Banana Boat Song? Mr. Belafonte, with the utmost respect, this is barely A banana boat song. You’ll have to do better.
January 30, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The Banana Boat Song? Mr. Belafonte, with the utmost respect, this is barely A banana boat song. You’ll have to do better.
God damn my dude got IMAX skull
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 10:17 PM
God damn my dude got IMAX skull
I need the longest, deepest scalp massage imaginable. I want them to shift around the plates of my skull. I want bare-knuckle trepanation.
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I need the longest, deepest scalp massage imaginable. I want them to shift around the plates of my skull. I want bare-knuckle trepanation.
talking to my cats exclusively in Jimi Hendrix’s singing voice
January 29, 2026 at 9:36 PM
talking to my cats exclusively in Jimi Hendrix’s singing voice
So… is there a Raylan Takens?
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
So… is there a Raylan Takens?
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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St. Paul: That's fine. We didn't want to be included anyway.
As longtime observers of struggles to establish peace and justice in the US and around the world, The Nation is honored to nominate the city of Minneapolis and its people for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.
“The Nation” Nominates Minneapolis for the Nobel Peace Prize
With their resistance to violent authoritarianism, the people of Minneapolis have renewed the spirit of Dr. King’s call for “the positive affirmation of peace.”
www.thenation.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:54 PM
St. Paul: That's fine. We didn't want to be included anyway.
why does opening any page on any of @adobe.com's websites automatically crash my entire Chrome browser? this has been happening for several years, across multiple updates and on multiple computers. seems bad!
January 29, 2026 at 6:36 PM
why does opening any page on any of @adobe.com's websites automatically crash my entire Chrome browser? this has been happening for several years, across multiple updates and on multiple computers. seems bad!
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AI chat toy company Bondu left its web console almost entirely unprotected. Researchers who accessed it found nearly all the conversations children had with the company's stuffed animals.
www.wired.com/story/an-ai-...
www.wired.com/story/an-ai-...
An AI Toy Exposed 50,000 Logs of Its Chats With Kids to Anyone With a Gmail Account
AI chat toy company Bondu left its web console almost entirely unprotected. Researchers who accessed it found nearly all the conversations children had with the company's stuffed animals.
www.wired.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:21 PM
AI chat toy company Bondu left its web console almost entirely unprotected. Researchers who accessed it found nearly all the conversations children had with the company's stuffed animals.
www.wired.com/story/an-ai-...
www.wired.com/story/an-ai-...
Hillary could have just whipped. She could have just nae nae'd. But she pushed through. She excelled. She set the standard and did both. And you still criticize her?
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Hillary could have just whipped. She could have just nae nae'd. But she pushed through. She excelled. She set the standard and did both. And you still criticize her?
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I will simply never recover from reading this sentence:
"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."
"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."
Today, Luke Farrell (@lukef.bsky.social) explains how complex eligibility requirements have turned America’s safety net into a lucrative revenue stream for monopolistic private contractors.
The Means-Testing Industrial Complex
As Republicans tightened work requirements and eligibility rules for Medicaid and SNAP last year, Equifax’s CEO openly celebrated the profits to be made from administering this deprivation.
lpeproject.org
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I will simply never recover from reading this sentence:
"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."
"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."
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I think about this post a lot.
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I think about this post a lot.
pronounce “spigot” as “spicket” or leave this family
January 28, 2026 at 5:29 PM
pronounce “spigot” as “spicket” or leave this family
New shirt. Not sure what inspired me to make this one but maybe it will prove useful. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8703...
Found Dead In Miami by kthorjensen
Get a jump on the headlines with this useful T-shirt telling people where you can be found dead
www.teepublic.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
New shirt. Not sure what inspired me to make this one but maybe it will prove useful. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8703...
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Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.
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Congresswoman @ayannapressley.bsky.social has been trying to get qualified immunity eliminated her ENTIRE career.
What the fuck is it going to take to get people to listen to her?
What the fuck is it going to take to get people to listen to her?
There's no ICE accountability without ending qualified immunity.
They're murdering people. There won't be justice for the lives they've stolen, but there must be accountability.
My bill with @markey.senate.gov would ensure families can sue the agents murdering their loved ones.
They're murdering people. There won't be justice for the lives they've stolen, but there must be accountability.
My bill with @markey.senate.gov would ensure families can sue the agents murdering their loved ones.
January 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Congresswoman @ayannapressley.bsky.social has been trying to get qualified immunity eliminated her ENTIRE career.
What the fuck is it going to take to get people to listen to her?
What the fuck is it going to take to get people to listen to her?
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Can't keep funding this at all. If the government shuts down and people still see ICE on the streets doing this kind of shit, the midterm ads write themselves. Even for the scared centrists. No money for (insert affordability message) but money for terrorism! Kitchen table issue immediately.
here's a video from this afternoon in Eden Prairie MN of ICE agents camping out as a bus stop.
Again, this is terrorism.
Again, this is terrorism.
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Can't keep funding this at all. If the government shuts down and people still see ICE on the streets doing this kind of shit, the midterm ads write themselves. Even for the scared centrists. No money for (insert affordability message) but money for terrorism! Kitchen table issue immediately.
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check out this guy i found
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
check out this guy i found