K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
On an island. Making things for you. Shirts pay for skeets: https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen
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K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
· Jan 11
It's just too many good T-shirts. Eight pages of good T-shirts now. I will never stop. I will never die. www.teepublic.com/user/kthorje...
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Mind Masters: Brain Battalion
![• The NYT announced the lineup for the Andrew Ross Sorkin-anchored
DealBook summit, which included one curious name: Erika Kirk. [NYT]
• A panel on journalism hosted by Michael Barbaro will include: Charlamagne Tha God, Jon Favreau, Amna Nawaz, David Remnick, Stephanie Ruhle, Andrew Schulz, and Ben Shapiro.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cvhu7p2bziajywpce7yrlevy/bafkreicn7lw6rvcuzeggxpnhbut62ogrvpbikaomwvfq2qsel3sx777uoq@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Mind Masters: Brain Battalion
It's been a while since I Found A Website but... I Found A Website. Keep scrolling through the "Work" section and tag yourself. I'm fatSu. zuinc.com
Zuinc - Home
zuinc.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's been a while since I Found A Website but... I Found A Website. Keep scrolling through the "Work" section and tag yourself. I'm fatSu. zuinc.com
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
picking up two of these for my senators www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7653...
Fell For It Again Award by kthorjensen
I have a feeling I'm going to be handing out a bunch of these over the next few years
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November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
picking up two of these for my senators www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7653...
are you prepared to experience the most cursed comic book page ever printed?
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
are you prepared to experience the most cursed comic book page ever printed?
COME THE FUCK ON
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
COME THE FUCK ON
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
Been kind of slacking on shirts lately (because my life is falling apart) but here's one for the VHS head cleaners. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8318...
Scream Gems by kthorjensen
Early 1990s VHS manufacturer known for horror flicks like Doctor Blood's Coffin, The Ghoul, The Giant Gila Monster, and Horror Hotel
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November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Been kind of slacking on shirts lately (because my life is falling apart) but here's one for the VHS head cleaners. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8318...
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Not a political consultant but I’m not sure “standing up to trump doesn’t work” is the best midterm message, even if if accurately represents senate dems position. Not much point in putting you in power then bsky.app/profile/atru...
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Not a political consultant but I’m not sure “standing up to trump doesn’t work” is the best midterm message, even if if accurately represents senate dems position. Not much point in putting you in power then bsky.app/profile/atru...
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this is the trump guy urtext
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
this is the trump guy urtext
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How cool is it that Japanese fighting game fans use to distribute their combo videos on VHS?
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
How cool is it that Japanese fighting game fans use to distribute their combo videos on VHS?
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
Fuck Da Democratic Party
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fuck Da Democratic Party
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Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
This guy’s dogshit food business is my favorite thing on Instagram
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This guy’s dogshit food business is my favorite thing on Instagram
I just learned about the astounding story of Steve Kaczorowski and now you all need to read this, it's amazing. members.tripod.com/~lysergia_2/...
LAMA WORKSHOP - Steve Kacz & Steve Drake
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November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I just learned about the astounding story of Steve Kaczorowski and now you all need to read this, it's amazing. members.tripod.com/~lysergia_2/...
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
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Her: Describe your perfect date
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Her: Describe your perfect date
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
Just remembered the one (1) TikTok I ever made www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMtNjDpg/
Ogre and ogre again
TikTok video by kthorjensen3
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November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just remembered the one (1) TikTok I ever made www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMtNjDpg/
What idiot in the John Wick universe called it The Continental and not the Target Market
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What idiot in the John Wick universe called it The Continental and not the Target Market
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Just heard the terrible news about the passing of a much-beloved local artist, Dalton Webb, after a host of overlapping medical issues. He was a genuinely lovely guy and a tremendous illustrator. His first childrens book was published in September.
daltondraws.com
daltondraws.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just heard the terrible news about the passing of a much-beloved local artist, Dalton Webb, after a host of overlapping medical issues. He was a genuinely lovely guy and a tremendous illustrator. His first childrens book was published in September.
daltondraws.com
daltondraws.com
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incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
incredible new trump photo