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K. Thor Jensen
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On an island. Making things for you. Shirts pay for skeets: https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen
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are you prepared to experience the most cursed comic book page ever printed?
A five-panel comic of Kevin Smith talking about how inspired he was by Grant Morrison's "ANIMAL MAN" #26, and how he is using it to pay tribute to Shannen Doherty.
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This guy’s dogshit food business is my favorite thing on Instagram
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I’m not going to post the whole thing because it’s ten pages long but Onideus Mad Hatter’s pro se legal defense for threatening to kill a cop continues apace
The header of a legal filing titled MOTION TO RECOGNIZE THE WORD OF GOD
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I’ve watched this video like 200 times in the last 10 minutes
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Found a guy on Threads
emmanuelthomas4308 15h Emmanuel Thomas Have Made a Very Small Plate Cheeseburger For Emmanuel Thomas To Eat Because He Loves To Eat At Granny's House (two pictures of a very small plate cheeseburger)
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Just impossibly stupid and gullible. As a fucking life credo. Believe anything.
Twitter post claiming Zohran Mamdani is launching his own "public banking debit card"
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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these people are just pathologically stupid
@SethGRosenberg 8h My experience voting in NYC: 1. No ID required 2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row 3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot 4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row @fresco_inferno in ny state multiple parties can endorse same candidate, which is why a candidate can appear twice. only one registered party that appears @SethGRosenberg A logical system would be you vote for a person + party, so all votes for Zohran #2 would go towards the 2nd party I asked, and of course, if you vote for Zohran #1 or Zohran #2, they're added together for the Democrats
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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The fact that most social networks are just choking in slop now is pretty incredible
kiandria 27m I know I might seem like everything is completely fine... But deep down I'm very worried about the people in Jamaica and concerned that we never heard anything about those people in Alaska. What is going on in Sudan and the Congo? Why can't I find any relief efforts to donate to? They assassinated Melissa Hortman and killed her dog. Thousands of brown people are missing. And what's going on with alligator Alcatraz? IT'S JUST SO MUCH. • sudhir.rathore.6868 10m ... It really is so much... it feels like the world is sudhir.rathore.6868 10m It really is so much... it feels like the world is spinning faster and heavier every day. You're not alone in feeling overwhelmed - when tragedies pile up and the news is chaotic, it can start to blur what's real and what's rumor. Take a deep breath, okay? Some of what you mentioned - like an assassination of Melissa Hortman or "alligator Alcatraz" - doesn't seem to have been reported by any reliable news outlets. That might mean misinformation is circulating online. foreverpuppy_mochi 3m ?? Melissa Hortman was killed 4 (or so) months ago and you aren't seeing her or these other issues in MSM because they are beholden to Trump. Independent media (@meidastouch or @aaronparnas for example are the only reliable news sources these days sudhir.rathore.6868 now I totally understand your concern it's hard to know who to trust right now. But just to clarify, there haven't been any verified reports or official statements confirming that Melissa Hortman was killed. She's still active in Minnesota politics as of the latest updates. sudhir.rathore.6868 now It's possible that misinformation has been spreading online, which happens a lot lately. Independent voices can offer good insights, but it's always best to double-check stories across multiple trusted outlets before believing or sharing them - especially when they're that serious.
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The normal ones will continue to be had until morale improves
Picture of two beef freaks bracketing Curtis Sliwa like a raw hamburger. The caption reads "Curtis Sliwa, in my humble opinion, is QUINTESSENTIAL New York City. He is the gritty, GENUINE antidote to the fagged-out Midwestern gentrifier; the guilty Park Slope shitlib, and the rabid DSA mongrel in search of Communist Revolution. I endorse @CurtisSliwa"
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Oh is that what that is
Facebook Marketplace ad for a “Homemade Stranger Things Game” that’s just a picture of Eleven with a huge hole where her mouth should be
October 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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how your email finds me
Multiple exposure shot of stunt man Rodd Redwing performing a “border-shift” quickdraw in 1956
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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It’s Cal
It’s Cal
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Apes! Sick as dogs!
Panel of Captain Marvel ministering to some apes who have smoked too many unfamiliar cigars
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Normally the police blotter in my sleepy little town is pretty uneventful. Things are starting to get weird though.
25-007209 Citizen Dispute 10:02:36 (San Juan Island) INA A Friday Harbor man entered a residence to get away from the laser equipped drones that were burning the top of his head. He was taken to the Peace Island Hospital for evaluation.
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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1M views on this blatantly false welfare-baiting nonsense. SNAP benefits cap at $984 for a four-person household. The state with the highest TANF benefits is New Hampshire, and that's $950 for a family of four. The greatest trick Republicans ever pulled was demonizing the welfare state.
Twitter post from @Aanon55 Dude my mind is blown when I hear how much the welfare people have been getting paid. I work full time & they make more than I do. $2500 in cash assistance & $4000 in food stamps. That's not even counting other benefits. Someone on welfare shouldn't make more than people clocking 40 hours a week. Especially because the person working full time & making less is paying taxes that go to welfare programs. 4:53 PM · Oct 22, 2025 1M Views
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Graphite and marker, 10/22/2025
Abstract drawing in graphite and red marker
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again
Twitter conversation: kthorjensen: Didn't know that Matt Gaetz's fiancee is VR soy-pepe Palmer Luckey's sister. I guess pedophiles really do stick together palmerluckey: Is there a reason you think I am a pedophile, or are you just an idiot? kthorjensen: Just playing the odds
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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stop, stop, he's already winning
"Stop Zoron the Moron" fundraising page with the tagline "Donate to win a meeting with Michael Rapaport!"
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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some bands only do Halloween songs though
The Cramps “Bad music for bad people” album cover
October 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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lmaoooo the fucking illustration
The Spectator article with a digital portrait of Laura Loomer that is impossible to describe
October 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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can't stop laughing at (opponent)
Tweet from Impaulsive podcast: Andrew Cuomo & Logan Paul discuss NYC Mayor election on today’s episode! 🔥 Topics include: • Zohran Mamdani (opponent)
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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folks, he's done it again
A.F. Branco political cartoon of a red airplane with a hammer and sickle labeled "Mamdani" flying towards a gray building labeled "NY City"
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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SCREAMING
Please wait while I check for an available Agent. Typically, response is within a few minutes. Hi! Thank you for chatting CenturyLink. This is Sarojini, May I know how can I help? You are the seventh person I have talked to. I have been in this chat since 10:45 this morning. My Internet is out, modem has been rebooted and hard reset, I am extremely angry and frustrated. Hello??!! I haven't heard from you for a couple of minutes. Would you like me to keep this chat open? Oh my god
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Tremendous customer service, Centurylink. ChatGPT platitudes in quotes are very helpful in getting me online so I can work.
Centurylink: Thank you for being a valued customer. I am here to help, I am going to do everything I can to own your experience today! To get started, let's pull up your account. "I completely understand how frustrating it must be to have no internet connection, especially when you rely on it daily. Let me work on getting this resolved for you right away." I would recommend you to please unplug all the wires from the back of modem and wait for 60 seconds and plug it back again. Me: I ALREADY DID THAT please do not cut and paste responses. Let me speak to your supervisor or somebody who can actually fix my issue.
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM