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Kevin Church
@beaucoupkevin.com
Occasionally writes; SEO/web stuff; loves disco/boogie/house; ST:TOS/SNW nerd; blu-ray collector; Gunpla; married to @robinkimball.bsky.social; three small dogs own me; Newish New Mexican; frequent blocker.

Be kind, be kind; be kind.
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Bunch of new followers. Gonna do the spiel.

All you have to do is follow three simple rules.

One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.

Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.

And three, be nice.
Age verification? I bought bootleg Starfleet starship blueprints from classified ads in the back of STARLOG magazine.
Age verification? I got to see Superman the Movie in the theater for free because a poem I wrote about the planet Krypton won a contest they held at Kaufmann's department store in downtown Pittsburgh.
Age verification? The definitive pop star, the performance and musical standard against which I subconsciously judge all others, is a guy with a stripe painted on his nose dressed as an 18th century bandit yelling “fa-diddly-qua-qua”
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 AM
See also
Matia Bazar - Ti Sento • TopPop
YouTube video by TopPop
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Everybody on this app talking about non-English bangers, when the best not-English banger exists.
Desireless - Voyage Voyage (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by Desireless
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
SKAol
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I am fascinated by these stories that people will tell about their own families on TikTok. It's okay to have secrets! It's okay to just... not talk about the fact that your grandfather had an affair in 1971! Using darker parts of your own life and your family's to gain views is truly ghoulish.
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Jesus, Jodie, I'm sorry.
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
None of the Nazis did, really.
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Watching BATMAN BEGINS and I still love how straight-faced it manages to be while going full pulp.
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
This is not going to get the publicity it should. An enraging read, to say the least.
"Hate brings views": Confessions of a London fake news TikToker
Who are the real people behind the accounts spreading fury about the capital online? And what motivates them?
www.londoncentric.media
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
"introduce a new system every 18 to 24 months" is on their road lmap.
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I am convinced that there is a not-insignificant number of accountants, fiduciaries, and admins that introduce all of this just to make sure that they keep a job.
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Reposted by Kevin Church
Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Seriously, the pro-Trump conservative nationalist now have a super-majority, which means that some hard-tought rights for minorities may be stripped back and short order.
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Reading about Japan's snap elections.
a man in a plaid shirt says " what "
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says " what "
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Reposted by Kevin Church
SODERBOWL VIII halftime show, featuring the winter Olympics and a stirring rendition of "American Idiot" sung to the dogs as "American Puppydog."
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Karaage, chicken spring rolls, asparagus and rice for Soderbowl Halftime Snack. Now, onto a movie that makes you think that the government is not completely incompetent, maybe.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Soderbowl continues.
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Soderbowl 2026 starts now.
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
SCAVENGERS REIGN proved you could do it, but nobody watched it. :(
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I've had multiple financial apps on my phone tell me that I can go place a wager on Kalshi for today's big football event, and I hate that.
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Icon.
James Cromwell has appeared in All in the Family, M*A*S*H, Three's Company, Barney Miller, Diff'rent Strokes, Matlock, Little House on the Prairie, Night Court, Family Ties, Knight Rider, Hill Street Blues, Magnum, P.I., ER, Star Trek: TNG/DS9, Boardwalk Empire, Halt and Catch Fire and Succession.
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
No, YOU were the one watching this "History of Eurodance" video screaming "That's UK rave," and "That's just house!'
February 8, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Agreed. It is remarkable how he refused to turn into a Jim Davis.
February 8, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Finally watching the opening ceremony from last night.
SNL Digital Short: Space Olympics
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 2:26 AM