Kevin Church
@beaucoupkevin.com
Occasionally writes; SEO/web stuff; loves disco/boogie/house; ST:TOS/SNW nerd; blu-ray collector; Gunpla; married to @robinkimball.bsky.social; three small dogs own me; Newish New Mexican; frequent blocker.
Be kind, be kind; be kind.
Be kind, be kind; be kind.
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Kevin Church
@beaucoupkevin.com
· Sep 26
Bunch of new followers. Gonna do the spiel.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
And three, be nice.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
And three, be nice.
MOVIE POSTER: It's Warners' adventure of the century!!!
ME: I've never heard of this movie.
MOVIE POSTER: It's in TECHNICOLOR! With Errol Flynn!
ME: Still not ringing any bells. "Adventure of the century," you say?
MOVIE POSTER: I mean, maybe not the CENTURY, how about the decade? Please?
ME: I've never heard of this movie.
MOVIE POSTER: It's in TECHNICOLOR! With Errol Flynn!
ME: Still not ringing any bells. "Adventure of the century," you say?
MOVIE POSTER: I mean, maybe not the CENTURY, how about the decade? Please?
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
MOVIE POSTER: It's Warners' adventure of the century!!!
ME: I've never heard of this movie.
MOVIE POSTER: It's in TECHNICOLOR! With Errol Flynn!
ME: Still not ringing any bells. "Adventure of the century," you say?
MOVIE POSTER: I mean, maybe not the CENTURY, how about the decade? Please?
ME: I've never heard of this movie.
MOVIE POSTER: It's in TECHNICOLOR! With Errol Flynn!
ME: Still not ringing any bells. "Adventure of the century," you say?
MOVIE POSTER: I mean, maybe not the CENTURY, how about the decade? Please?
Not going to pretend that Obama was a perfect president, but this is the kind of thing that wouldn't even cross the minds of so many people who've held the same position he did.
President Barack Obama Greets Veterans
YouTube video by Barack Obama
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Not going to pretend that Obama was a perfect president, but this is the kind of thing that wouldn't even cross the minds of so many people who've held the same position he did.
"Hi, I'm the Wolfman, and this is Prankenstein."
[Opening riff to "Corona" by The Minutemen plays]
[Opening riff to "Corona" by The Minutemen plays]
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Hi, I'm the Wolfman, and this is Prankenstein."
[Opening riff to "Corona" by The Minutemen plays]
[Opening riff to "Corona" by The Minutemen plays]
This is really good writing about an underseen actress //and// it reminds me that I need to scream at someone so we get a blu-ray of THE BIG STEAL.
Are you read for more Dark City Dames? Our #noirvember feature continues with Sankeerthna Vedamtam writing about Jane Greer, star of Out of the Past (1947).
Jane Greer: the woman with the Mona Lisa smile — Moviejawn
by Sankeerthna Vedamtam, Staff Writer hile her career never had its rightful chance to flourish, in her three noir roles Jane Greer showed naturalistic commitment to showcasing the range of strong fe...
www.moviejawn.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is really good writing about an underseen actress //and// it reminds me that I need to scream at someone so we get a blu-ray of THE BIG STEAL.
what part of the slimer did they use for this
Green Apple Watermelon Slurpee (2019-2019): As the name suggests, this was a bright green, watermelon & green apple-flavored slush drink. Released exclusively in Canadian 7-11 stores, to celebrate the 35th anniversary of the original "Ghostbusters".
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
what part of the slimer did they use for this
oh you're surprised none of the senior citizens we sent a postcard to used the qr code you put on it
Nod Mr Spock GIF
ALT: Nod Mr Spock GIF
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
oh you're surprised none of the senior citizens we sent a postcard to used the qr code you put on it
Reposted by Kevin Church
No, YOU'RE crying. 😭😭😭
Another species no longer on the global Endangered list:
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
a man with a mustache says there be whales here in a dark room
Alt: Scotty from Star Trek Original Series (played by Jimmy Doohan) says there be whales here in a Klingon vessel's cargo hold.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
No, YOU'RE crying. 😭😭😭
here i thought poe dameron couldn't get any dreamier
Oscar Isaac says he would only do Star Wars again if Disney doesn’t ‘succumb to fascism’
Star Wars actor said he was ‘not so open to working with Disney’ in interview two days after the company suspended Jimmy Kimmel
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
here i thought poe dameron couldn't get any dreamier
You know he was like "This motherFUCKER" the second McDonald's started advertising with the clown.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You know he was like "This motherFUCKER" the second McDonald's started advertising with the clown.
Spoilery, but if you've seen the first two episodes, this has some good guests.
Pluribus — A Message for Carol Sturka | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Spoilery, but if you've seen the first two episodes, this has some good guests.
Who drew the dicks, Darkseid?
Oh man, I am into this. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...
DC Studios Taps ‘American Vandal’ Creators for Jimmy Olsen TV Spinoff (Exclusive)
The show would be led by Skyler Gisondo, reprising his role as Daily Planet photographer Jimmy Olsen, with season one focusing on Gorilla Grodd.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Who drew the dicks, Darkseid?
This is nice. They should see this everywhere they go.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is nice. They should see this everywhere they go.
Reposted by Kevin Church
Lemme translate this into Middle School Teacher:
student: "mix, can I have some post it notes?"
teacher: certainly!
student: "mix, do you have some staples? I don't need the stapler, just the staples."
teacher: hang on, are you making ceiling darts?
student: "No."
teacher: okay! Here you go!
student: "mix, can I have some post it notes?"
teacher: certainly!
student: "mix, do you have some staples? I don't need the stapler, just the staples."
teacher: hang on, are you making ceiling darts?
student: "No."
teacher: okay! Here you go!
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Lemme translate this into Middle School Teacher:
student: "mix, can I have some post it notes?"
teacher: certainly!
student: "mix, do you have some staples? I don't need the stapler, just the staples."
teacher: hang on, are you making ceiling darts?
student: "No."
teacher: okay! Here you go!
student: "mix, can I have some post it notes?"
teacher: certainly!
student: "mix, do you have some staples? I don't need the stapler, just the staples."
teacher: hang on, are you making ceiling darts?
student: "No."
teacher: okay! Here you go!
You ever wondered about that kratom stuff that every head shop, gas station, and flea market slings? Evan Edinger goes into what it is and how he was addicted to it for five years.
This Gas Station Drug Nearly Ruined My Life
YouTube video by Evan Edinger
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You ever wondered about that kratom stuff that every head shop, gas station, and flea market slings? Evan Edinger goes into what it is and how he was addicted to it for five years.
Later we'd discover via Maury that the Helper WAS the father.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Later we'd discover via Maury that the Helper WAS the father.
I remember how big a deal it was for me to get this from the back issue bins at Dr. No's in Roswell, Georgia. It set me back a whopping $5.
Happy Star Trek Day (DC Comics observed) to those who celebrate!
(DC Comics' Star Trek #1 on-sale date: November 10, 1983)
(DC Comics' Star Trek #1 on-sale date: November 10, 1983)
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I remember how big a deal it was for me to get this from the back issue bins at Dr. No's in Roswell, Georgia. It set me back a whopping $5.
Really glad they held fast.
So disappointed and disgusted with the eight defecting Democrats—but thank you @heinrich.senate.gov and @lujan.senate.gov for holding fast.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Really glad they held fast.
Product nobody likes causes 68% drop in revenue.
Big brains at Google.
Big brains at Google.
Google AI Overviews drive 61% drop in organic CTR, 68% in paid
Even when AI Overviews don’t appear, users are simply clicking less everywhere, with Google CTRs hitting new lows across search.
searchengineland.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Product nobody likes causes 68% drop in revenue.
Big brains at Google.
Big brains at Google.
Chuck Schumer can fuck right off into the pit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Chuck Schumer can fuck right off into the pit.
Afternoon matinee with one of the Star Wars prequels.
![The Hidden Fortress (Japanese: 隠し砦の三悪人, Hepburn: Kakushi Toride no San Akunin; lit. 'The Three Villains of the Hidden Fortress') is a 1958 Japanese epic jidaigeki[5] adventure film directed by Akira Kurosawa, with special effects by Eiji Tsuburaya. It tells the story of two peasants who agree to escort a man and a woman across enemy lines in return for gold without knowing that he is a general and the woman is a princess. The film stars Toshiro Mifune as General Makabe Rokurōta and Misa Uehara as Princess Yuki while the peasants, Tahei and Matashichi, are portrayed by Minoru Chiaki and Kamatari Fujiwara respectively.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zei6djzculj4gsgn2jvf7acm/bafkreihsdyammalwko3xuzfrotjdxwy5svt5625jhhlmxdmzh5kcnwypju@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Afternoon matinee with one of the Star Wars prequels.
ChatGPT-ass product name.
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ChatGPT-ass product name.
I hope the dust from this absolutely ancient clapback doesn't trigger my allergies.
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I hope the dust from this absolutely ancient clapback doesn't trigger my allergies.
"Can't sleep. Fuckable Beetlejuice will get me."
"Kevin, there's no such thing as Fuckable Beetlejuice."
"Then explain THIS, doc."
www.usagundamstore.com/products/bee...
"Kevin, there's no such thing as Fuckable Beetlejuice."
"Then explain THIS, doc."
www.usagundamstore.com/products/bee...
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Can't sleep. Fuckable Beetlejuice will get me."
"Kevin, there's no such thing as Fuckable Beetlejuice."
"Then explain THIS, doc."
www.usagundamstore.com/products/bee...
"Kevin, there's no such thing as Fuckable Beetlejuice."
"Then explain THIS, doc."
www.usagundamstore.com/products/bee...
I get it; it annoys me too, but getting almost any non-franchise movie financed in the spreadsheet era of the industry means working with a lot of people who are willing to take a smaller bet.
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I get it; it annoys me too, but getting almost any non-franchise movie financed in the spreadsheet era of the industry means working with a lot of people who are willing to take a smaller bet.