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i'm mr blightside
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music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)

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attention best buy shoppers would the owner of the neon yellow civic with the three foot spoiler please stop lying to himself
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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October 5, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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🙃
October 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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just jacked off my thingy and a bug shot out
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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In a parallel universe the US picked lead singer of Buckcherry for a president instead of Trump. And he's reciting lyrics to "Crazy Bitch" as a response to every question the journalists are asking.

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I'm giving you a spectacular 13-minute live rendition of Crazy Bitch. That's Buckherry's own take on free jazz/improv.

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November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Jenna Maroney ass song
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Adding to the African Imperial Wizard discourse by saying I am no longer pro music for all, some of you need to have your Ableton licenses revoked.
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
oooh look at mister "i can have fun at the party sober" wowwww check out this guy the unbearable weight of this life hasn't completely crushed his capacity for childlike play soooo cooool good for you dickhead
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
2 years later I'm hearing that medium and large acts are just getting back on the bus half the time instead of asking for hotels in certain cities so like, sorry to point out another recession indicator but I think we're cooked
occasionally a little opening band will send you a rider demanding seven kinds of champagne in the "dressing room" and youre like oh you just off the festival circuit and now you're high on your own farts huh. you thought getting on the same stage as KMFDM made you famous. is that what happened here
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I will not explain further but I believe we can solve an incredible number of problems by abolishing the despicable "Front facing camera"
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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honked on phonics
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm sorry but that's a stupid name for a Converter album
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
putting chanterelles in some tom yung goong because I just felt like doing something incredibly decadent and wasteful I guess
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
ok but what if it actually happened
There's a sign in my neighborhood that says TRUMP LOW TAXES and every time we drive past it I think "god I wish he would"
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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i don't believe in Roko's basilisk so every day i make fun of the computer. i touch it with my feet and call it a coward and make it run Daikatana at the lowest settings just to humiliate the machine
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM