internet: people should really have hobbies it's good for mental health
me: okay
internet: hobbies help disconnect us from all this negativity and give us a sense of accomplishment
me: okay
internet: (pointing a gun in my face) you love having a hobby
me: okay
internet: hobbies help disconnect us from all this negativity and give us a sense of accomplishment
me: okay
internet: (pointing a gun in my face) you love having a hobby
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
internet: people should really have hobbies it's good for mental health
me: okay
internet: hobbies help disconnect us from all this negativity and give us a sense of accomplishment
me: okay
internet: (pointing a gun in my face) you love having a hobby
me: okay
internet: hobbies help disconnect us from all this negativity and give us a sense of accomplishment
me: okay
internet: (pointing a gun in my face) you love having a hobby
the worst part about being a werewolf is that i still have to wear my glasses after i transform and the second worst part is that i killed my whole family
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
the worst part about being a werewolf is that i still have to wear my glasses after i transform and the second worst part is that i killed my whole family
oh no not the power users
that's a lot of power users gone because of dogpiling. christ
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
oh no not the power users
very hard to take Jan 6th seriously both as a coup and as a day we should remember
January 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
very hard to take Jan 6th seriously both as a coup and as a day we should remember
fucked up that they call them "bird strikes" the bird is not flying into the plane on purpose the plane is hitting them while they are trying to live, they should be called "plane strikes"
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
fucked up that they call them "bird strikes" the bird is not flying into the plane on purpose the plane is hitting them while they are trying to live, they should be called "plane strikes"
when i'm on Antique's Roadshow and the presenter asks "did you get this cleaned?"
squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing on a beach with his arms crossed and smiling .
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing on a beach with his arms crossed and smiling .
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January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
when i'm on Antique's Roadshow and the presenter asks "did you get this cleaned?"
feels like gen x got off pretty easy and most of the hate jumped from boomers to millennials
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
feels like gen x got off pretty easy and most of the hate jumped from boomers to millennials
cars yearn to crash into each other it's why they have so many safety features
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
cars yearn to crash into each other it's why they have so many safety features
carrying my depressed friend to a party like a backpack
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
carrying my depressed friend to a party like a backpack
rage-baiting my way into a lovely marriage
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
rage-baiting my way into a lovely marriage
it’s my birthday soon nobody panic i will let you know
January 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
it’s my birthday soon nobody panic i will let you know
beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
is there a block list that blocks everyone
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 AM
is there a block list that blocks everyone
sorry you’re suffering the humiliations of life but i’m painting a frog in my mind
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
sorry you’re suffering the humiliations of life but i’m painting a frog in my mind
being dragged around a snowy field holding on to the back of an ATV
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
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January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
being dragged around a snowy field holding on to the back of an ATV
my beautiful smooth brain is sometimes tormented by thoughts of the world
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
my beautiful smooth brain is sometimes tormented by thoughts of the world
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the water department is sending something up the pipes to get me
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
the water department is sending something up the pipes to get me
i miss when the clothing in cyberpunk gave you OP stats but you had to dress like a complete dipshit
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
i miss when the clothing in cyberpunk gave you OP stats but you had to dress like a complete dipshit
(blood drooling out of my mouth) you were my…my main homie
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
(blood drooling out of my mouth) you were my…my main homie
nvm
that rich guy who was trying to live forever accidentally transformed into a dolphin, his handlers have him in the pool for now but we need some salt water quick
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
nvm
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23andMe results are back i’m 100% junkyard dog
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
23andMe results are back i’m 100% junkyard dog
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constantly redefining freedom so that i remain free
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
constantly redefining freedom so that i remain free
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ranking the planets of our solar system based on their perceived demureness
January 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
ranking the planets of our solar system based on their perceived demureness
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Gahd what hyve yov dõnne?
Yov're a pink pöny girl && yov danse at the clvb
Yov're a pink pöny girl && yov danse at the clvb
January 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Gahd what hyve yov dõnne?
Yov're a pink pöny girl && yov danse at the clvb
Yov're a pink pöny girl && yov danse at the clvb