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🦞Wishlist BLEU BAYOU🦞
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⚙️ WISHLIST ON STEAM
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🕹️ ITCH
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🪖 NEWGROUNDS
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🦞 PRESS KIT
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i know this was influential (if polarizing) and am sure there is insight to be gleaned but i love that from Page 1 this shit reads like TimeCube for musicians
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Even if you’re in a longterm monogamous relationship, on birth control etc you should still keep one grubby expired condom knocking around in your shitty little fanny pack
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
As a kid, figuring out how to jack off from first principles set me on the lifelong path of the Autodidact
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
we’re right on schedule and we did it all *without* a global fertility crisis!
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
it’s heartwarming the way the sex criminal party came together to look after Charlie Kirk’s wife, now that he’s no longer in the picture 🫶
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
careful bro. that’s the hegemonemone
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
bard shit
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.

The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...

By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
politicians, the media, and other bad actors really love the term “law enforcement” and i think we should scrub it from our vocab. i like “compliance enforcement officer”
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Israeli national anthem
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Capitalism with Epsteinian characteristics
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
“manicule” sounds like some real irritating bull shit from on the computer, but it’s just what they call this lil pointy guy ☞
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
next round of Epstein files gonna have aliens in it
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Blurred Uncle
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Don’t tell me how much to drink, my staph infection is putting your kids through college
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Here’s a great price on a tank of helium and a heavy duty plastic bag. It’s not just a surefire way to go — it’s a message to everyone who ever doubted you!
OPENAI: STARTING TEST ROLLOUT OF ADS IN CHATGPT TODAY FOR A SUBSET OF FREE AND GO USERS IN THE U.S.
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
listenuing to prefab sprout appletite
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Had to sit through an "Epstein/ICE/State of the Country" conversation leaking out of The Other Bubble last week and honestly their minds are completely gone. Even in a best case scenario, we will deal with millions of bitchy, confused, old people for the rest of our lives. They're not coming back.
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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is that good
"The Bureau of Labor Statistics has reported that gambling was the second-highest service-sector industry for GDP growth between 2019 and 2024, behind only software publishing."

Jesus Christ.
Very annoyed at the people who decided to open the floodgates to online sports betting, it is absolutely a scourge. Great piece from Gabrielle Gurley on people spending hours a day on these predatory apps.
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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making some warter in the kitchen
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Its 1981 and i wish i had a weekly GUIDE to what’s on my TV mailed to my home every week so I could know when my SHOWS come on!!!
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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the venn diagram of people who worry about anti-semitism on the left and people in the epstein files is approaching a perfect circle
Growing calls on Keir Starmer to resign (including from the head of the Scottish Labour party) over having named as US ambassador a man with close ties to Epstein.

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...
Keir Starmer’s Allies Rally Around Him Amid Pressure to Resign as Britain’s Prime Minister
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
come ON!
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
anyone done a deep dive on Epsteinian mobject (mental object) theory? seems they killed him for his ideas…
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I’m visualizing an agglomeration of mobjects
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM