weeder
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When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
I knew there was something fishy about people who reply without liking
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I knew there was something fishy about people who reply without liking
At my wit send (posting)
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
At my wit send (posting)
When an AI service advertises it can make your input "look like the pros" that is a hint about what you are not
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
When an AI service advertises it can make your input "look like the pros" that is a hint about what you are not
Kermit got that frog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Kermit got that frog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
Porky got that hog in him
Swamp Thing got that bog in him
The only thing worse than seeing strangers discuss politics on social media is hearing strangers do it in person
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The only thing worse than seeing strangers discuss politics on social media is hearing strangers do it in person
Woke up this morning with an immense feeling that everything is going to be okay
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Woke up this morning with an immense feeling that everything is going to be okay
She london on my werewolf til I awoooo
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
She london on my werewolf til I awoooo
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If you're going to moan about it, at least have the courtesy to do it on LinkedIn or into your neighbor's Ring camera
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
If you're going to moan about it, at least have the courtesy to do it on LinkedIn or into your neighbor's Ring camera
Not accepting followers at this time, thank you for understanding.
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Not accepting followers at this time, thank you for understanding.
If you want to do business via text that's fine but I'm gonna send em from my computer and they're gonna be way too long and have full syntax URLs and shit
February 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
If you want to do business via text that's fine but I'm gonna send em from my computer and they're gonna be way too long and have full syntax URLs and shit
If Balloon Boy happened today the Pentagon would shoot him down with a laser.
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If Balloon Boy happened today the Pentagon would shoot him down with a laser.
The Lord won't buy you a Mercedes Benz but does offer leasing at $769/mo for 36 months. $6,046 due at signing. Subject to karma approval.
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The Lord won't buy you a Mercedes Benz but does offer leasing at $769/mo for 36 months. $6,046 due at signing. Subject to karma approval.
Maybe we could explore the idea of selfhood in the immigrant population first and then move on to the World's Biggest Animatronic Parrot
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Maybe we could explore the idea of selfhood in the immigrant population first and then move on to the World's Biggest Animatronic Parrot
Bad Sitting President Setting Bad Precedent
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Bad Sitting President Setting Bad Precedent
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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
Mr. Beast's first video was just snarling and snapping at the camera. He's come a long way.
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Mr. Beast's first video was just snarling and snapping at the camera. He's come a long way.
Yeah, what "constitutes" a good halftime show! 🤣
Are we not in an obvious constitutional crisis
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Yeah, what "constitutes" a good halftime show! 🤣
ICE Guys Finish Last - print it. T-shirts, bumper stickers, billboards, baby onesies, etc. And they said posting couldn't help.
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
ICE Guys Finish Last - print it. T-shirts, bumper stickers, billboards, baby onesies, etc. And they said posting couldn't help.
Start your day with a reply
Let your worries pass you by
But if you post and then delete
All day long regret the skeet
Let your worries pass you by
But if you post and then delete
All day long regret the skeet
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Start your day with a reply
Let your worries pass you by
But if you post and then delete
All day long regret the skeet
Let your worries pass you by
But if you post and then delete
All day long regret the skeet
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Should have listened to Hillary and Kamala but FAFO!
(both warned me in our group chat against feeding my cavalier king charles spaniel a whole bottle of cholula)
(both warned me in our group chat against feeding my cavalier king charles spaniel a whole bottle of cholula)
February 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Should have listened to Hillary and Kamala but FAFO!
(both warned me in our group chat against feeding my cavalier king charles spaniel a whole bottle of cholula)
(both warned me in our group chat against feeding my cavalier king charles spaniel a whole bottle of cholula)
Changed my email signature to "if you even care" but nobody is getting it, people are upset or worried
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Changed my email signature to "if you even care" but nobody is getting it, people are upset or worried
Don't Inner Monologue in Meme Formulas Challenge (impossible)
February 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Don't Inner Monologue in Meme Formulas Challenge (impossible)