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@weeder.bsky.social
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
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Oh my god what happened to these tomatoes, oh they're sun-dried
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh my god what happened to these tomatoes, oh they're sun-dried
Restaurant that only serves charcuterie called All-A-Board
December 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Restaurant that only serves charcuterie called All-A-Board
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
The amount that I am snacking is everyone's fault but my own. I didn't buy these snacks. Or suggest we get together.
December 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The amount that I am snacking is everyone's fault but my own. I didn't buy these snacks. Or suggest we get together.
Never show someone something on your phone
December 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Never show someone something on your phone
When you see a rando getting badly ratioed and it's all your buds in there dunking
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When you see a rando getting badly ratioed and it's all your buds in there dunking
Cooking at someone else's house is low-key goated when frustration is the vibe
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cooking at someone else's house is low-key goated when frustration is the vibe
Wow your fridge opens itself that's like the opposite of what I need
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Wow your fridge opens itself that's like the opposite of what I need
You should work for the Huffington Post because it seems like you're huffing a ton before you post
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You should work for the Huffington Post because it seems like you're huffing a ton before you post
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🎶 Don't Stan, don't Stancil, don't Stancil post @ me
Don't Stand So Close to Me kind of a rude song tbh
May 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
🎶 Don't Stan, don't Stancil, don't Stancil post @ me
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i just did it all scared
What gave you courage in 2025?
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i just did it all scared
Behind you there are two wolves
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Behind you there are two wolves
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Like the huckleberry, I can tolerate shade but fruit better in dappled light
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Like the huckleberry, I can tolerate shade but fruit better in dappled light
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Missed my interview at Random House because I guessed wrong.
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Missed my interview at Random House because I guessed wrong.
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Every time I get on a horse I tie our hair together and try to think directions at it
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Every time I get on a horse I tie our hair together and try to think directions at it
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2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
If single-payer you would see, answer me these questions three
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If single-payer you would see, answer me these questions three
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Me, unable to post a good joke for days: I am shadow banned
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me, unable to post a good joke for days: I am shadow banned
Walking past the airline gate flying to my hometown and glaring at everyone
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Walking past the airline gate flying to my hometown and glaring at everyone
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's a bee, landing on you.
December 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's a bee, landing on you.
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Hit the ground running today. Tripped on a curb.
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hit the ground running today. Tripped on a curb.
Guy who thinks the term is "shitting duck": I never had a chance, like a shitting duck
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Guy who thinks the term is "shitting duck": I never had a chance, like a shitting duck
Mark Cuban singing along to Sublime but just tapping the steering wheel during "Take all of your money, give it all to charity-ty-ty-ty"
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Mark Cuban singing along to Sublime but just tapping the steering wheel during "Take all of your money, give it all to charity-ty-ty-ty"
What is this new bird? Where is the bluebird?
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What is this new bird? Where is the bluebird?