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When the going gets tough, the tough get growing

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Extremely tough time to pay taxes. Gotta say.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Every Democratic Senator is Alan Colmes
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I set up my thermostat so that if it gets below a certain temperature, the heat turns on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hey long time follower, first time replier, this ones not funny, all the ones before were good or ok but not this one, what gives?
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Bluesky should have polls but you can set them up where all the people who choose one answer get blocked.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Scrolling, I see the name Christine Pelosi then a bright flash, the world goes hollow, I'm disoriented, a high-pitched ringing begins, I'm stumbling, I feel a wetness at my ear, my hand comes away streaked red
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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(new show comes out that people be talking about) let me guess, it’s gonna stress me tf out
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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if someone is in a suit or they're on tv saying some shit just don't believe them okay
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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What if we kissed inside the CIA cosmic egg 🫣🫦
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What's your man got to do with me? Oh, he's my employer. How are you Mrs. Jebsen? And little Margot?
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm not crashing out, I'm finally writing ✒️✨
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The W is an unsustainable luxury, going forward we will have to press U twice.
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
And as the resisters' number dwindled, a new faction was born: The Destroyers, black hearts in their bios, they would brook no DMs.
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🖥️: Hey you need to update your software!

👨: *update*

🖥️: Hey your old-ass computer doesn't work with this version lol
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Working on boundaries with my parents (ring of salt around the house)
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for someone with an X account to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Once I was traveling to Madagascar with leadership from a Christian university and as we were talking about the island's amazing biodiversity one of these successful, well-educated, older men goes "do you think it could be where Noah's Ark landed?"
The Today Show is currently giving a credulous report on researchers maybe "discovering" Noah's Ark. Like, the one from the Bible. A breathless, big-if-true report in which the principle "researcher" is quoting Genesis and the reporter is acting like the biblical flood story is a factual account.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM