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When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
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Extremely tough time to pay taxes. Gotta say.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Extremely tough time to pay taxes. Gotta say.
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Every Democratic Senator is Alan Colmes
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Every Democratic Senator is Alan Colmes
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I set up my thermostat so that if it gets below a certain temperature, the heat turns on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I set up my thermostat so that if it gets below a certain temperature, the heat turns on.
Hey long time follower, first time replier, this ones not funny, all the ones before were good or ok but not this one, what gives?
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hey long time follower, first time replier, this ones not funny, all the ones before were good or ok but not this one, what gives?
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
Bluesky should have polls but you can set them up where all the people who choose one answer get blocked.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bluesky should have polls but you can set them up where all the people who choose one answer get blocked.
Scrolling, I see the name Christine Pelosi then a bright flash, the world goes hollow, I'm disoriented, a high-pitched ringing begins, I'm stumbling, I feel a wetness at my ear, my hand comes away streaked red
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Scrolling, I see the name Christine Pelosi then a bright flash, the world goes hollow, I'm disoriented, a high-pitched ringing begins, I'm stumbling, I feel a wetness at my ear, my hand comes away streaked red
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(new show comes out that people be talking about) let me guess, it’s gonna stress me tf out
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
(new show comes out that people be talking about) let me guess, it’s gonna stress me tf out
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if someone is in a suit or they're on tv saying some shit just don't believe them okay
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
if someone is in a suit or they're on tv saying some shit just don't believe them okay
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What if we kissed inside the CIA cosmic egg 🫣🫦
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What if we kissed inside the CIA cosmic egg 🫣🫦
What's your man got to do with me? Oh, he's my employer. How are you Mrs. Jebsen? And little Margot?
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What's your man got to do with me? Oh, he's my employer. How are you Mrs. Jebsen? And little Margot?
I'm not crashing out, I'm finally writing ✒️✨
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'm not crashing out, I'm finally writing ✒️✨
The W is an unsustainable luxury, going forward we will have to press U twice.
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The W is an unsustainable luxury, going forward we will have to press U twice.
If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
And as the resisters' number dwindled, a new faction was born: The Destroyers, black hearts in their bios, they would brook no DMs.
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
And as the resisters' number dwindled, a new faction was born: The Destroyers, black hearts in their bios, they would brook no DMs.
🖥️: Hey you need to update your software!
👨: *update*
🖥️: Hey your old-ass computer doesn't work with this version lol
👨: *update*
🖥️: Hey your old-ass computer doesn't work with this version lol
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
🖥️: Hey you need to update your software!
👨: *update*
🖥️: Hey your old-ass computer doesn't work with this version lol
👨: *update*
🖥️: Hey your old-ass computer doesn't work with this version lol
Working on boundaries with my parents (ring of salt around the house)
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Working on boundaries with my parents (ring of salt around the house)
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for someone with an X account to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for someone with an X account to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
Once I was traveling to Madagascar with leadership from a Christian university and as we were talking about the island's amazing biodiversity one of these successful, well-educated, older men goes "do you think it could be where Noah's Ark landed?"
The Today Show is currently giving a credulous report on researchers maybe "discovering" Noah's Ark. Like, the one from the Bible. A breathless, big-if-true report in which the principle "researcher" is quoting Genesis and the reporter is acting like the biblical flood story is a factual account.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Once I was traveling to Madagascar with leadership from a Christian university and as we were talking about the island's amazing biodiversity one of these successful, well-educated, older men goes "do you think it could be where Noah's Ark landed?"