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jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social · May 11
Going Full Jasper Mode. Getting Jasperfied.
hoovybaby.bsky.social
Normal calm @normal_ now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school 2/26/19, 3:49 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
It’s time to concede he was right
Phil Greaves @PhilGreaves... • 12/18/17 Star Wars is fascist, Harry Potter is fascist neo-feudal dreck, selfie-obsession is fascist, British soap-operas are fascist, sci-fi is generally fascist, ironic detachment is fascist, porn is fascist. Masscult under imperialism is inherently fascistic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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danglinghemmie.bsky.social
❌ learn to code
✅ learn to read
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
Filing a discrimination complaint against the University of Oklahoma because my Bioethics TA gave me a zero on my response paper (see attached)
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
My wife refers to sucking my peepeee as “smoking mids” when she’s texting her trainer. Is that good?
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
My hardline anti-gamer stance is vindicated time and time again
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
“Strong floor, no ceiling” that’s a patio bro you’re talking about a patio
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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primpker.bsky.social
Strong Floor, Featureless Void. The Endless Expanse. The Silence of a Landmarkless Eternity.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
Hilarious that Chelsea fans spent all week calling Arsenal shinkickers only for this game lol
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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realbillhicks.bsky.social
theres nothing more awkward than a british rapper. they have zero culture of their own and just borrow abbreviations and shit from trap albums.. sorry nigel, i do not believe they have "bandos" in nottingham forest or whatever
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
Growing up, I was led to believe that Puppetry of the Penis would comprise a much more significant percentage of my weekly entertainment than it actually does
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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dustinheron.bsky.social
A two panel scene. Against a backdrop of the Simpsons Planet of the Apes musical, Karl Marx, as Troy McClure, tells a group of top hatted businessmen "i hate every ruling glass I see/from bourgeois-A to bourgeoisie
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
Troy McClure from the Planet of the Apes parody. Except his head is Karl Marx. He says “I hate every ruling class I see from Bourgeoi-a to Bourgeoi-z
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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ryanboyd.bsky.social
2:03am in Elsinore

HAMLET: and how now, Horatio?
HORATIO: Thou art good to drive, m’Lord
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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farnerb0cken.bsky.social
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
“comely”
The “moving the kids away” meme from SpongeBob, and the thing they’re moving away from is the following tweet: @Trad West Art • 1d The endgame of American sportsballism: upper class, comely, intelligent white girls entering a breeding bloodline of cannibal dirt-cookie eating half orcs, because this guy is good at catching or kicking the sportsball. QT @NFL_DovKleiman • 3d Congrats! Texans star CB Derek Stingley Jr. and his gorgeous fiancée Annabella have announced they are expecting a child together.
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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robdelaney.bsky.social
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of Al technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday. The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal. "My official answer is, Al is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
goddamnit Leeds
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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proffreakzworth.bsky.social
The formation of the Committe of Public Safety (1793)
Superintendent Chalmers sitting down to an unforgettable luncheon. He is asking flatly “you call this the committee of public safety?” Robespierre is sitting across and responds “yes, it’s an enlightenment term.” Chalmers presses Robespierre with “you call it the committee of public safety despite the fact it will lead to the death of over 15,000 people?” Robespierre gleefully states “yes”
June 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
And how will you know which brands to buy once you overthrow the ruling class? Didn’t think of that, did you?
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
Still wild to me that RFK Jr. used the lyrics from The Misfits’ “Bullet” to sext O. Nuzzi
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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realbillhicks.bsky.social
I’ve known this for 20 years
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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helldude.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
hoovybaby.bsky.social
Checking into the ER because I ate some pecan pie that was so damn good it made my dick hard for more than 4 hours
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM