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This shit sucks so bad. Why did they use a terrible AI voice and choose the most boring graphics possible? The best parts are when it shows another city’s building and when it rips off the moon landing display that did this first in 2019. And also this sperm.
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
breaking: washington monument dick veins
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no no no im deeply impressed by your professional certificate from Harvard for completing that six week online course
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
no no no im deeply impressed by your professional certificate from Harvard for completing that six week online course
my high school had a game we called the burrito canal. you'd pinch all of your fingers to your thumb and sneak up behind a dude and jam your fingertips into his gooch and shout BURRITO CANAL
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
my high school had a game we called the burrito canal. you'd pinch all of your fingers to your thumb and sneak up behind a dude and jam your fingertips into his gooch and shout BURRITO CANAL
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Change in Headline
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Change in Headline
getting bullied off a web site is the greatest crime a person can suffer
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
getting bullied off a web site is the greatest crime a person can suffer
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
when you're a normal person online
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
when you're a normal person online
dude you can't just tell smegma man to "wash his dick" like that
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
dude you can't just tell smegma man to "wash his dick" like that
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this shit is so funny lol
January 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
this shit is so funny lol
a pedophile autocrat just launched an illegal war, but the important thing for us to discuss today is people being mean to me online
January 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
a pedophile autocrat just launched an illegal war, but the important thing for us to discuss today is people being mean to me online
principles mean very little when they're convenient
January 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
principles mean very little when they're convenient
new sad six word story: his life was improved by AI
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
new sad six word story: his life was improved by AI
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i think it's cool my son gets his own bush administration but dumber
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i think it's cool my son gets his own bush administration but dumber
they're stupid evil fuckers, son
January 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
they're stupid evil fuckers, son
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
harris would've continued biden's venezuela policy, yes
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
harris would've continued biden's venezuela policy, yes
tapping the sign
never much seen the point in debating strategy with people who don't share your objectives
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
tapping the sign
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the "erm Maduro is bad but the President should've gotten permission from Congress" motherfuckers are eating well today
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
the "erm Maduro is bad but the President should've gotten permission from Congress" motherfuckers are eating well today
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It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty