Terrible Maps
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Terrible Maps
@terriblemapshq.bsky.social
· Dec 11
Terrible Maps
Michael Howe
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🎄 It’s that time of year again—when you’re either scrambling for gift ideas or wondering what to put on your wish list. 🎄
No need to overthink it. My book, Terrible Maps, is the ultimate Christmas gift for anyone who knows humour is better when it’s a little ridiculous.
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No need to overthink it. My book, Terrible Maps, is the ultimate Christmas gift for anyone who knows humour is better when it’s a little ridiculous.
https://buff.ly/4gqIC1Y
There would be unprecedented levels of European leaders ‘monitoring the situation’ if this happened.
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
There would be unprecedented levels of European leaders ‘monitoring the situation’ if this happened.
A geographic quirk: The United States’ southern border is almost identical to Mexico’s northern border
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
A geographic quirk: The United States’ southern border is almost identical to Mexico’s northern border
Map of the world if every country had a coastline
January 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Map of the world if every country had a coastline
Map of Europe if sea levels rose 6000 m
January 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Map of Europe if sea levels rose 6000 m
A mnemonic device for remembering the Great Lakes
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
A mnemonic device for remembering the Great Lakes
Map showing the full extent of Czechochechnyoslovenoslovakia
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Map showing the full extent of Czechochechnyoslovenoslovakia
Happy New Year to those who celebrate it
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happy New Year to those who celebrate it
Where marrying your cousin is legal in the US
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Where marrying your cousin is legal in the US
In late December, a rare seasonal event occurs. Billionaires migrate to the waters around St. Barths, arriving aboard large superyachts, often accompanied by smaller support vessels. They gather in unusually close proximity before scattering again, having successfully completed New Year’s Eve.
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
In late December, a rare seasonal event occurs. Billionaires migrate to the waters around St. Barths, arriving aboard large superyachts, often accompanied by smaller support vessels. They gather in unusually close proximity before scattering again, having successfully completed New Year’s Eve.
Population per capita by U.S. state.
December 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Population per capita by U.S. state.
As 2025 comes to an end, which map did you hate the most? I’ll be sure to prioritise that kind of content next year.
December 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
As 2025 comes to an end, which map did you hate the most? I’ll be sure to prioritise that kind of content next year.
This really puts things into perspective
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This really puts things into perspective
Countries that have adopted the International Building Code
December 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Countries that have adopted the International Building Code
US states that end in -aska
December 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
US states that end in -aska
The USA superimposed on Mars for scale
December 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The USA superimposed on Mars for scale
Is horse meat legal in your state (2025)
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Is horse meat legal in your state (2025)
Africa is so big you could fit a smaller Africa within its borders
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Africa is so big you could fit a smaller Africa within its borders
Christmas gift-bringers around the world
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Christmas gift-bringers around the world
Probability of a white Christmas across Australia
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Probability of a white Christmas across Australia
New Zealand superimposed on the moon for scale
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
New Zealand superimposed on the moon for scale
Merry Christmas from Ghana
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Merry Christmas from Ghana
Europe superimposed on Uranus for scale
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Europe superimposed on Uranus for scale
It developed culture
The United States when left in the fridge for a week
December 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It developed culture
The United States when left in the fridge for a week
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The United States when left in the fridge for a week
In true Terrible Maps fashion, when I posted this recently and linked to my prints, several people told me they were unable to order due to a glitch.
I have been assured this is now resolved for anyone interested!
terriblemaps.co.uk/collections/prints
I have been assured this is now resolved for anyone interested!
terriblemaps.co.uk/collections/prints
December 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In true Terrible Maps fashion, when I posted this recently and linked to my prints, several people told me they were unable to order due to a glitch.
I have been assured this is now resolved for anyone interested!
terriblemaps.co.uk/collections/prints
I have been assured this is now resolved for anyone interested!
terriblemaps.co.uk/collections/prints