Screaming Pectoriloquy
@caulimovirus.bsky.social
Renewed Kidney Enthusiast
no longer in📍 Gary, Indiana
no longer in📍 Gary, Indiana
Pinned
“Ah, yes, I see now; something is definitely wrong with your jaw.”
i haven’t looked but what are the chances this person works at the NIH now
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i haven’t looked but what are the chances this person works at the NIH now
used to be you could search for a unique phrase in quotation marks like “disco banana” and search engines would say “sorry, there are no results for ‘disco banana’” but now they just show you results for “disco”. that’s not what i want. if disco banana isn’t real, i need to know. tell me the truth.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
used to be you could search for a unique phrase in quotation marks like “disco banana” and search engines would say “sorry, there are no results for ‘disco banana’” but now they just show you results for “disco”. that’s not what i want. if disco banana isn’t real, i need to know. tell me the truth.
i was at texas a&m’s med school when richard spencer came to talk at the main campus and another student and i asked our dean if he would officially comment on the matter and all he said to us was something to the effect of “you know if you just ignore these people they’ll go away”
that was in 2016
that was in 2016
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i was at texas a&m’s med school when richard spencer came to talk at the main campus and another student and i asked our dean if he would officially comment on the matter and all he said to us was something to the effect of “you know if you just ignore these people they’ll go away”
that was in 2016
that was in 2016
i remember when i was at a party during grad school (around 23/24 years old) and this guy my age was complaining about his 18 year old girlfriend and my friend and i gave him shit for dating someone so much younger than he was. he didn’t see why that was relevant. what a fucking loser.
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i remember when i was at a party during grad school (around 23/24 years old) and this guy my age was complaining about his 18 year old girlfriend and my friend and i gave him shit for dating someone so much younger than he was. he didn’t see why that was relevant. what a fucking loser.
whatever you do, do NOT defibrillate fetterman:
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
whatever you do, do NOT defibrillate fetterman:
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getting admitted to the hospital after a mild case of dying
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
getting admitted to the hospital after a mild case of dying
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Oh so this old bitch didn't have time to review space bug but he had time to chill at the pedo condo
In 2023, Chomsky told WSJ about his relationship with Epstein: “First response is that it is none of your business. Or anyone’s. Second is that I knew him and we met occasionally.”
Epstein: you are of course welcome to use apt in new york with your new leisure time, or visit new Mexico again
Epstein: you are of course welcome to use apt in new york with your new leisure time, or visit new Mexico again
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Oh so this old bitch didn't have time to review space bug but he had time to chill at the pedo condo
there were times when i found a copy of one of his books in a thrift store and i’d flip through the pages to take a look and one thing that struck me was just how poorly written these books are. they read like someone simply transcribed the ramblings of a mildly drunk regular at the bar.
i’ve tried to find the quote but i cannot locate it. i just remember it being so dismissive. if anyone wants to take one for the team and dive into his books to find it, id appreciate it, but know that there is no compensation for time or sanity lost in the completion of this task.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
there were times when i found a copy of one of his books in a thrift store and i’d flip through the pages to take a look and one thing that struck me was just how poorly written these books are. they read like someone simply transcribed the ramblings of a mildly drunk regular at the bar.
i remember sarah palin raising scientists’ hackles when dismissing government funding for “fruit fly” research, but i also remember reading a long time ago in one of bill o’reillys shitty books where he dismissed research around fly mating habits as “flies have sex because they like having sex”
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i remember sarah palin raising scientists’ hackles when dismissing government funding for “fruit fly” research, but i also remember reading a long time ago in one of bill o’reillys shitty books where he dismissed research around fly mating habits as “flies have sex because they like having sex”
All The President’s Men sequel and it’s just a series of reporters providing cover for scandal after scandal
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
![From:
Thomas Jr., Landon
Sent:
9/27/2017 2:47:47 PM
To:
Subject:
Got another call from Connelly..
Importance:
High
Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
He is digging around again -- not clear if its another book/or expanded paperback version. Was asking me all sorts of questions about why you hired Ken Starr. I told him I had no idea - I think he is doing some Trump-related digging too.
Anyway, for what its worth...
Landon Thomas, Jr.
Financial Reporter
New York Times
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/t/landon_ir thomas/index.h
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November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
All The President’s Men sequel and it’s just a series of reporters providing cover for scandal after scandal
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I think this pic i took in this bar bathroom is the best selfie I'm going to take on this trip
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I think this pic i took in this bar bathroom is the best selfie I'm going to take on this trip
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Sure, humans can use language to write sonnets and Middlemarch, but on the other hand A.I. can produce a grocery list that kills you
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sure, humans can use language to write sonnets and Middlemarch, but on the other hand A.I. can produce a grocery list that kills you
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mike johnson about to reach hitherto unknown levels of haven't seen that
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
mike johnson about to reach hitherto unknown levels of haven't seen that
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It’s so funny how the “never grow old” quantum mechanics guy no longer puts his picture on the covers of his books anymore
July 4, 2023 at 4:02 PM
It’s so funny how the “never grow old” quantum mechanics guy no longer puts his picture on the covers of his books anymore
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When I ask a patient what medicines they take and they wave their hands and say “it’s in the chart” I need them to understand that “the patient’s chart” is a mythical concept, more akin to the scattered scribblings of the British constitution rather than a single, comprehensive document.
January 9, 2024 at 3:40 PM
When I ask a patient what medicines they take and they wave their hands and say “it’s in the chart” I need them to understand that “the patient’s chart” is a mythical concept, more akin to the scattered scribblings of the British constitution rather than a single, comprehensive document.
wednesday morning clinic doodle for patient education. what’s the condition?
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
wednesday morning clinic doodle for patient education. what’s the condition?
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Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
August 28, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
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My wife when she gets mad at me for making a bunch of foolish decisions but then she remembers I’m just a little guy and it’s my birthday and I’m a little birthday boy
September 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
My wife when she gets mad at me for making a bunch of foolish decisions but then she remembers I’m just a little guy and it’s my birthday and I’m a little birthday boy
SBO is evolving! SBO is now Perfed Bowel!
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
SBO is evolving! SBO is now Perfed Bowel!
scientists have just recorded chimpanzees using tools to- oh never mind, it’s not a tool it’s just a dowsing rod. the chimpanzees have discovered primitive superstition. sorry. i’m sorry.
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
scientists have just recorded chimpanzees using tools to- oh never mind, it’s not a tool it’s just a dowsing rod. the chimpanzees have discovered primitive superstition. sorry. i’m sorry.
going to the store yall need anything
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
going to the store yall need anything
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God, grant me the courage to crush my enemies, the serenity to see them driven before me, and the wisdom to hear the lamentations of their women.
August 6, 2023 at 8:33 AM
God, grant me the courage to crush my enemies, the serenity to see them driven before me, and the wisdom to hear the lamentations of their women.