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loving this trend toward full length bathroom stall doors nobody needs to know what's going on in here
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
getting invited to talk to my kid's government class
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
MSNBC poisoning is really tough to witness firsthand
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
he jabbed his fists into the air, pumping them in a fury. spit flecks flew from his mouth. "they're pumping the kids full of mercury." i was not immune to his passion. there was no vaccine to protect me from his charms. that night he spent hours pumping me full of his turgid prose
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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huh
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
hearing it's sunday night
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
advanced krav maga techniques such as "using your arm to block somebody from stabbing you in the face" or "riding faster"
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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saturday plans sorted
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
it's always two inane pedophiles telling each other "exactlyyyy"
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
starting to root for the cleansing fire
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Devastating discovery
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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If I had a weird internet conspiracy about how I killed my wife and used my relationship with local police to cover it up, I wouldn’t be making violent threats at women online, but I’m built different 💅
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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yo megyn 😂
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
patton oswalt getting suspended just doesn't have the juice for me. a thousand patton oswalts could get suspended right now and i wouldn't care
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Medicare for all wouldn't have had this problem
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 4d
Enhanced Affordable Care Act subsidies are set to expire in just weeks – which would more than double the cost of premiums nationally for tens of millions of Americans.

And it’s causing deep anxiety among some in the Republican party, particularly in battleground seats.
Republicans scramble for health care plan, as Democrats eye midterm battle | CNN Politics
Republicans in Washington successfully defused the 43-day government shutdown without surrendering to Democrats' demands to spend billions more to offset spiking health insurance costs.
www.cnn.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
love those subscription price hike emails i love that they remind me to cancel that shit
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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petro is so beast
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
can't help but think any media figure taking a "it's not a big deal" kind of stance on the emails is also a pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
yoda flew on epstein's plane but lando calrissian did not
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM