* burn through the witches
* slam in the back of my dragula
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
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* burn through the witches
* slam in the back of my dragula