fatty pinner
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fatty pinner
@fattypinner.bsky.social
· Dec 7
okay my soul name is Torix Scorpino, i made a visual aid. any time you need aid or succour, whisper my soul name into the wind. (helps to be outside)
my theme song sounds really similar to the Zorro theme song except they’re saying “sorrow” instead of “Zorro”
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
my theme song sounds really similar to the Zorro theme song except they’re saying “sorrow” instead of “Zorro”
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yeah i have “joint pain” — i just ran out of weed! 🤣 also my shoulder hurts
February 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
yeah i have “joint pain” — i just ran out of weed! 🤣 also my shoulder hurts
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yeah i have Havana Syndrome… i’m havin a syndrome! 🤣 the syndrome is the Havana Syndrome btw
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 AM
yeah i have Havana Syndrome… i’m havin a syndrome! 🤣 the syndrome is the Havana Syndrome btw
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I just met you and this is silly let's have a three-way with uncle Billy.
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I just met you and this is silly let's have a three-way with uncle Billy.
chairs are for butts, and butts alone
February 17, 2026 at 7:48 AM
chairs are for butts, and butts alone
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you say this here is a snowflake? [peering at it] doesn’t look like any snowflake i’ve ever seen
July 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
you say this here is a snowflake? [peering at it] doesn’t look like any snowflake i’ve ever seen
look i drew some guys who have other things instead of normal human heads
February 17, 2026 at 5:13 AM
look i drew some guys who have other things instead of normal human heads
one thing i don’t think we say enough is that he has EXTREMELY good eyebrows. we should focus on that imo
Nobody has ever felt threatened by a guy who looks like this
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 AM
one thing i don’t think we say enough is that he has EXTREMELY good eyebrows. we should focus on that imo
sometimes i wish i drank a lot so i could cut back and feel better
cutting back on drinking by like 90% feels so good
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
sometimes i wish i drank a lot so i could cut back and feel better
christopher nolan gritty version of Moby Dick on the silver screen
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
christopher nolan gritty version of Moby Dick on the silver screen
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looking for 60 more followers
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
looking for 60 more followers
my wife just said “ptsd? more like poopy ass d” and she’s never been more correct. or ravishing
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
my wife just said “ptsd? more like poopy ass d” and she’s never been more correct. or ravishing
hashtag squadgoals
February 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
hashtag squadgoals
yeah i have “joint pain” — i just ran out of weed! 🤣 also my shoulder hurts
February 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
yeah i have “joint pain” — i just ran out of weed! 🤣 also my shoulder hurts
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fun fact i read "1984" *in* 1984
February 15, 2026 at 7:02 AM
fun fact i read "1984" *in* 1984
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so close! that is N’Sync 💕
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
so close! that is N’Sync 💕
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so close! that is a sunset 💕
February 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
so close! that is a sunset 💕
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so close! that is a paper 💕
September 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
so close! that is a paper 💕
every ten years i wish i was ten years younger
February 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
every ten years i wish i was ten years younger
there’s really nothing quite like the special bond between two people who are enabling each other
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
there’s really nothing quite like the special bond between two people who are enabling each other
the mandela effect is just the universe gaslighting us
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
the mandela effect is just the universe gaslighting us
being an adult is cool because you’re never sad, your brain works real good, you finally have all the answers… it’s fucking great tbh
February 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
being an adult is cool because you’re never sad, your brain works real good, you finally have all the answers… it’s fucking great tbh
even so great a personage as Yankee Doodle, when pressed for a name for the feather in his hat, looked to the noble Italians for an answer
Hey, watch it! I'm Italian & resent that remark. Italians gave us Dante, DaVinci, Michelangelo, Marconi, Meucci (telephone prototype), piano, violin, cello, opera, cuisine, fashion. They pioneered roads and aqueducts, as well as the basis for modern civil law (which comes from the Roman Republic).
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
even so great a personage as Yankee Doodle, when pressed for a name for the feather in his hat, looked to the noble Italians for an answer
DAY-byoo-SNEUR
deb you say or duh BYOOO see?
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
DAY-byoo-SNEUR
put in some work today to achieve my goal of playing the B side of Abbey Road, solo instrumental fingerstyle guitar-style. there’s some tricky bits but i have the main parts down. dad do you love me now
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
put in some work today to achieve my goal of playing the B side of Abbey Road, solo instrumental fingerstyle guitar-style. there’s some tricky bits but i have the main parts down. dad do you love me now