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sorry babe, the impostor syndrome stays ON during [everything]
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
crushmaxxing at the crushmageddon
See! This is what i need! I need a CRUSHAGOPOLIS!
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
wait wait wait, hold up, wait. are you tellin me that Donald Trump turns out to be a pedophile???????? this is shocking news i need to sit down
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
goon a movie

“Gune”
Goon a movie

"Paper Goon"
Goon a movie

"Goongarry Goon Ross"
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
coming back from the music festival extremely inspired & motivated

i’m writing songs lately, and it’s like “i just need 1 more piece of gear/a grant for $20k/a car to tour in/etc etc and then i can present my art”

then you go to a fest and ppl with the most busted-ass gear & no money & no car >
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
US finally getting on Canada’s level
The US Mint has said that it will end the production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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[slow haunting ukelele strums drenched in reverb]

movie narrator voice: “Three boys.”

[we realize the ukelele is strumming G… Am… C]

“One town.”

[quick cuts from boy to boy. one boy says “We need to get back! Back to the town!!”]

“GET.”

“BACK.”

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
January 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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who connecting they air fryer to the internet
December 28, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Boys who think girls want to watch a Tarantino movie at 1am are running our government
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
when you see this guy you KNOW you’re in for a mediocre time
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
how is anyone warm enough in this world? it’s so cold fuckin hell
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
buttcoin
sili"con" valley
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
yeah you could say i’m a business man
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
asking my friend with asthma not to bogart his puffer
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
someone on facebook just made this comment:

😎™
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
people don’t realize that Brown Eyed Girl is about a lady’s butthole
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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there are no foxes in atheist holes
May 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
nobody on tv or in movies is the same age as me. they’re all younger or older
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“they should make the whole plane out of the black box material”

nah. they should make shoes out of eggshells
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I for one welcome shakira law
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM