fatty pinner
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okay my soul name is Torix Scorpino, i made a visual aid. any time you need aid or succour, whisper my soul name into the wind. (helps to be outside)
my wife HATES Tarzan Boy by Baltimora. one of my favorite songs. can our relationship survive this
December 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my wife HATES Tarzan Boy by Baltimora. one of my favorite songs. can our relationship survive this
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Its too late, Assisstant Manager Dave.. I already have all twelve HR Complaint Emeralds
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Its too late, Assisstant Manager Dave.. I already have all twelve HR Complaint Emeralds
this is absolutely true: i used to babysit a kid named Guy White
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
this is absolutely true: i used to babysit a kid named Guy White
this here’s a real good song yup youtu.be/Qe-6_rShrKU?...
Dungen - Det Tar Tid
YouTube video by ErSoUpload
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
this here’s a real good song yup youtu.be/Qe-6_rShrKU?...
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what that cloaca do
March 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
what that cloaca do
for xmas my wife got me a heated cuck chair with 3 massage settings & bluetooth functionality
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
for xmas my wife got me a heated cuck chair with 3 massage settings & bluetooth functionality
this is the most sleet weather i’ve ever seen. basically lumps of slush falling from the sky. if this freezes the roads will be cheese graters
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
this is the most sleet weather i’ve ever seen. basically lumps of slush falling from the sky. if this freezes the roads will be cheese graters
who up toastin they toast rn
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
who up toastin they toast rn
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My wife *inhales joint in 3 seconds*
Also my wife: "why can't I move?"
Also my wife: "why can't I move?"
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
My wife *inhales joint in 3 seconds*
Also my wife: "why can't I move?"
Also my wife: "why can't I move?"
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Money Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Money Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted
i’ve never seen Ratatouille so i have no idea what yall are talking about. a rat under a hat? controlling a guy? making him a good cook? wtf do you even hear yourselves
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i’ve never seen Ratatouille so i have no idea what yall are talking about. a rat under a hat? controlling a guy? making him a good cook? wtf do you even hear yourselves
has anyone confronted RFK with the huge measles increase? what is his response to that i wonder. “actually measles is good” or “those numbers are wrong” what’s his angle
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
has anyone confronted RFK with the huge measles increase? what is his response to that i wonder. “actually measles is good” or “those numbers are wrong” what’s his angle
guys the andrew tate throwing the fight thing is not real. come now
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
guys the andrew tate throwing the fight thing is not real. come now
i’m leaving and i’m not coming back until the avatar discourse is over
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i’m leaving and i’m not coming back until the avatar discourse is over
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if goatse has taught me anything, its to relax
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
if goatse has taught me anything, its to relax
hey girl are we both The Hulk? cuz you’re smashing… and i’m crushing 😉
December 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
hey girl are we both The Hulk? cuz you’re smashing… and i’m crushing 😉
resistable to women
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
resistable to women
andrew tate AND jake paul getting tuned up for us? a christmas miracle
December 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
andrew tate AND jake paul getting tuned up for us? a christmas miracle
just looked at my calendar and actually i’m all done. no gigs until nye
i’ve had so much frickin work lately wow. which means playing shows, i’m playing or rehearsing almost every night lately. which is great! yay! i guess sometimes im like, wouldn’t just a steady amount of work be cool. i bet that would be cool
December 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
just looked at my calendar and actually i’m all done. no gigs until nye
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Why do you people want an edit button so badly? So you can post “I love kittens!” only to change it to , “I love fisting! #gapegang #KnuclesAintNothun”?
Because that’s really immature and not funny!!!
Because that’s really immature and not funny!!!
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Why do you people want an edit button so badly? So you can post “I love kittens!” only to change it to , “I love fisting! #gapegang #KnuclesAintNothun”?
Because that’s really immature and not funny!!!
Because that’s really immature and not funny!!!
i’ve had so much frickin work lately wow. which means playing shows, i’m playing or rehearsing almost every night lately. which is great! yay! i guess sometimes im like, wouldn’t just a steady amount of work be cool. i bet that would be cool
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’ve had so much frickin work lately wow. which means playing shows, i’m playing or rehearsing almost every night lately. which is great! yay! i guess sometimes im like, wouldn’t just a steady amount of work be cool. i bet that would be cool