🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️
@budbuddyguy.bsky.social
E1M1's third greatest warrior. Zombunist. Undead rights. Drops standard pistol ammo on death.
He/him
He/him
Gettin sucked off by that lil caterpillar dude from Labyrinth. Mf creeped in my pants and said 'Ello!
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Gettin sucked off by that lil caterpillar dude from Labyrinth. Mf creeped in my pants and said 'Ello!
#Kamala has some farts that will strip paint from a rail but #TaylorSwift? Her farts rip holes through the fucking ozone layer!
Sorry not sorry! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
#khive #swifties #itdobefartintho
Sorry not sorry! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
#khive #swifties #itdobefartintho
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
#Kamala has some farts that will strip paint from a rail but #TaylorSwift? Her farts rip holes through the fucking ozone layer!
Sorry not sorry! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
#khive #swifties #itdobefartintho
Sorry not sorry! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
#khive #swifties #itdobefartintho
Jesus. They're just coming out and saying it huh?
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Jesus. They're just coming out and saying it huh?
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I am a “tankie” who will never vote for Gavin Newsom, Josh Shapiro, Pete Buttigieg, or Kamala Harris and Kamala Harris’ farts smell terrible you just know it THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I am a “tankie” who will never vote for Gavin Newsom, Josh Shapiro, Pete Buttigieg, or Kamala Harris and Kamala Harris’ farts smell terrible you just know it THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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I don't much care for the Na'vi.
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I don't much care for the Na'vi.
This did NOT do the work I wanted it to. @badposter.lol I DEMAND you reveal your secrets!
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
This did NOT do the work I wanted it to. @badposter.lol I DEMAND you reveal your secrets!
You could lock me in a room with Taylor Swift, Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsom and give me a gun with two bullets and I'd just call in an airstrike on my position and take all of us out.
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
You could lock me in a room with Taylor Swift, Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsom and give me a gun with two bullets and I'd just call in an airstrike on my position and take all of us out.
Discord this, Discord that, how about we worry more about Dis JOB APPLICATION getting turned in, huh?
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Discord this, Discord that, how about we worry more about Dis JOB APPLICATION getting turned in, huh?
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sHe wAS rIghT abouT eVeRythinG
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 AM
sHe wAS rIghT abouT eVeRythinG
When my wife wants to do a dab so she asks me for help with our overcomplicated electric dab rig:
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
When my wife wants to do a dab so she asks me for help with our overcomplicated electric dab rig:
Billionaires are magicians, in a way, when you consider how they create "sustainable" luxury using magic and definitely not through theft and exploitation.
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Billionaires are magicians, in a way, when you consider how they create "sustainable" luxury using magic and definitely not through theft and exploitation.
Coworkers complaining about the Bad Bunny show because they don't know Spanish.
Those of us who grew up listening to Rammstein without knowing a single German word:
Those of us who grew up listening to Rammstein without knowing a single German word:
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Coworkers complaining about the Bad Bunny show because they don't know Spanish.
Those of us who grew up listening to Rammstein without knowing a single German word:
Those of us who grew up listening to Rammstein without knowing a single German word:
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here’s some good small accounts i like a lot lately, enjoy
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
here’s some good small accounts i like a lot lately, enjoy
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
Watched Death By Lightning solely on the premise that Garfield would be in it. He didn't appear a single time in the series. Casting Tom from Succession as Jon Arbuckle was a smart move though.
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Watched Death By Lightning solely on the premise that Garfield would be in it. He didn't appear a single time in the series. Casting Tom from Succession as Jon Arbuckle was a smart move though.
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totally new guy looking for 1.2k of his friends, definitely not a "just in case" alt. That other orc pfp guy doesn't even have glasses.
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
totally new guy looking for 1.2k of his friends, definitely not a "just in case" alt. That other orc pfp guy doesn't even have glasses.
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Mothman Lives!
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Night Channels shirt. Comfort Colors XL tag size. Actual fit 23.25" x 28.5". 90 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Night Channels shirt. Comfort Colors XL tag size. Actual fit 23.25" x 28.5". 90 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Mothman Lives!
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Night Channels shirt. Comfort Colors XL tag size. Actual fit 23.25" x 28.5". 90 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Night Channels shirt. Comfort Colors XL tag size. Actual fit 23.25" x 28.5". 90 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
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Looks like I’ve made the big time
GO STRAIGHT TO THE HORNY GULAG WITH @little-babushka.bsky.social AND @owlmarxist.bsky.social !
Only in coldest Siberia can things get THIS hot!!
Only in coldest Siberia can things get THIS hot!!
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Looks like I’ve made the big time
I am producing a cup of snot and phlegm every hour, if anyone wants some.
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I am producing a cup of snot and phlegm every hour, if anyone wants some.
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In an incredible turn of events, and reversal of normal roles, I’m am currently taking a toilet to the dump.
February 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
In an incredible turn of events, and reversal of normal roles, I’m am currently taking a toilet to the dump.
I wouldn't vote for Jesus Christ because he's dead. I know this isn't an issue for Democrats but I'd really prefer my candidates to be alive and not dead or very close to death.
Democrats could nominate Jesus Christ and he'd be too Christian, too Jewish, and too Palestinian depending on what level you sit at in the Dems big tent
don't nominate newsom if you want to win, it's that easy
February 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I wouldn't vote for Jesus Christ because he's dead. I know this isn't an issue for Democrats but I'd really prefer my candidates to be alive and not dead or very close to death.