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bradicality.bsky.social
Narcoterrorist Cryptid (reformed)
@bradicality.bsky.social
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“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
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Narcoterrorist Cryptid (reformed) @bradicality.bsky.social · 26d
Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*
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dennycarter.bsky.social
The White House posting like an NFL wide receiver during contentious contract negotiations
White House posting: I was the hunted. Now I’m the hunter.
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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airbagged.bsky.social
First post of 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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mcfustercluck.bsky.social
Evergreen
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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bradicality.bsky.social
me after “going on steroids, getting double jaw surgery, leg extensions & Looks-Maxxing”
Horrific Mickey Mouse 3d render with extended legs and a pained smile
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
bradicality.bsky.social
Sometimes in life you really should stop and smell the glove
December 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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bradicality.bsky.social
by jove
Spider-Man putting on glasses meme, top: Gavin Newsom; bottom: Gavin Belson
December 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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bradicality.bsky.social
my dogs have unionized against me this should be illegal
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
bradicality.bsky.social
FOOTBAW
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
bradicality.bsky.social
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about Obama, you little bitch? I'll have you know Obama graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he‘s been involved in numerous secret raids on ALQUEDA and has confirmed kills on over 100 sleeper cells”
duckmiester64.bsky.social duckmiester64.bsky.social @duckmiester64.bsky.social · 6d
do you have a selective memory? because Obama was responsible for the death of Osama Bin Laden and over 100 sleeper cells. By the way, Obama's drone strikes were purposefully set for ISIS and ALQUEDA by issue of our NATO forces.... so trying to rewrite history is not going to help you
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
bradicality.bsky.social
and a happy new year
Rust Cohle "If you get the opportunity, you should Have a Merry Christmas”
December 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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nkalamb.bsky.social
"We’re monitoring what you do online. Disseminating, writing, or publishing inciting content online is considered a terrorist crime in every sense and may lead to arrest or imprisonment. We have warned you."

Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.
Israeli occupation forces distributed warning leaflets in Tubas, in the northern occupied West Bank, this morning, threatening Palestinian residents that posting, sharing, or publishing online content critical of Israel would be treated as a terrorist offense, potentially resulting in arrest or imprisonment. The leaflets stated: "We are monitoring what you do online. Disseminating, writing, or publishing inciting content online is considered a terrorist crime in every sense and may lead to arrest or imprisonment, as has happened in this house. We have warned you."
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
bradicality.bsky.social
Installing a feeder and an alt-lick in the yard to attract goth girls
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
bradicality.bsky.social
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Blue Character for an Amazing Reason
Dan Hentschel with a blue face and top hat as The Blue Gentleman
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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bradicality.bsky.social
Sorry for the things I said after I ate all that ham.
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
bradicality.bsky.social
Sorry for the things I said after I ate all that ham.
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
bradicality.bsky.social
Ask your doctor if Hammer Time® is right for you.
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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bradicality.bsky.social
The gamers cannot triumph without the deliberate execution of ai datacenters - Thomas Sankara
December 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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ciara2001.bsky.social
"average person knows 3 sex offenders" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person knows 0 sex offenders. Journalism Georg, who lives in cave & is pals with 10,000 sex offenders and enjoys their dinner parties and their funny anecdotes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted"
hleehurley.com Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 11d
The Times, just protecting women again today
Send Andrew a Christmas card? Of course We all have some dodgy skeletons in our historical cupboard of friends — and the choice to support or abandon them Libby Purves @LIB_THINKS Just as the nation posts or types out a Christmas salute to friends and kin, along comes a more squalid pictorial avalanche from the US justice department. The latest photos from the Jeffrey Epstein investigation appal more than they surprise: he was a rich man and a networker. He knew who to court, how to make use of courtier-houseguests, and how to keep any future blackmail-power on his side (always have a photographer handy). So there he is with Michael Jackson and Bill Clinton and rock stars and tycoons, snapping them in hot tubs and jets, on islands and at dinners. Or, even better, sprawling in black tie across multiple female thighs in the Jacob Rees-Mogg Commons-front bench position, like poor dim Andrew. The latter certainly paid his dues, enabling Epstein to pose himself at Royal Ascot, Balmoral and Sandringham as well as Downing Street, Mar-a-Lago and hedge-fund mansions. The drip of pictures is pretty grim, not least for any unfortunates who didn’t really know or like the man and were blind to his activities but get branded “Epstein friend” by the flashbulb. It can happen, even to semi-public innocents: heaven knows how many secret monsters I may have grinned alongside at book or charity events. So spare a kindly Christmas thought for any poor wretches who never accepted more than an unwanted drink and long to have their faces black-boxed like the victims. Still, at least they can publicly deny friendship, as long as they don’t get exposed like our former prince for secretly carrying it on. Or, like his wife, denying it then sending Epstein a reassuring message saying she didn’t mean it and he is a “supreme friend”. From youth, we have all had the odd friend who behaves badly
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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theinfinitedadness.bsky.social
I still can’t believe they tried to make it a federal hate crime to disrespect a Tesla. Stupidest year of my fucking life…
December 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
bradicality.bsky.social
chopped uncs are our country’s greatest resource and they must be protected
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
bradicality.bsky.social
Exactly what would happen in a dystopia smh
A man in glowing sci-fi attire with a neon hat and glasses stands against a futuristic city skyline. Text reads, "You best start believing in goonerpunk dystopias. You're in one." Mood is surreal and sci-fi themed.
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
bradicality.bsky.social
Spoof of CBS’ idiotic town hall/debate series promos. A surreal image with the headline "Why Aren’t Gen-Z Having Sex?" and “Bill Clinton and AI Jeffrey Epstein” in bold pink text against a blue sky with clouds. Below, the two men in patterned shirts rest on a grassy hill. Logos for CBS News, The Free Press, and Bank of America are visible. The tone is provocative and humorous.
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
bradicality.bsky.social
lmao get their ass Steve
A manga character with a topknot kneels on a cracked floor, examining it thoughtfully. Text reads, "It seems... Someone cooked here," suggesting someone said something intriguing.
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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health.band
December 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM