“Narcoterrorist” Cryptid (abducted)
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“Narcoterrorist” Cryptid (abducted)
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“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
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Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*
logging in to poast on weeniehutjrs.app
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I liked when he got a second circumcision as an adult
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
How about identifying the Church with the vast numbers of people subjugated by American Capitalism.
January 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
HERE HERE
January 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
🚀🚀🚀
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
A NEW LEVEL
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
nightmare pack fr
January 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
a jaundiced yellow hue now and slick with sweat. His wife swats at the bees that are now attacking him and dislodges his cannula. His blood-oxygen is plummeting. He has seventeen different strains of COVID.
January 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
A coughing fit is interrupted by a flurry of hiccups, his face turns bright red then suddenly sheet-white. He falls down the stairs and loses consciousness when his head smacks his knee; he rolls into the marble banister at speed and his liver goes flying through burst sutures. His skin is
January 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Chuck Schumer is a human hangnail
January 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Antidisestablishmentarianisms and whatnot
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
bok bok BAGOOOOOOOOOOCK
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
January 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Starting a communist vpn service on a defunct submarine in the middle of the ocean or some shi
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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oh fuck yeah, such power
January 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
oh fuck yeah, such power
January 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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they’re saying pepperoni is like the new protein + açaí berries, they’re saying it has vitamins you can only otherwise get from outer space
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
a jaundiced yellow hue now and slick with sweat. His wife swats at the bees that are now attacking him and dislodges his cannula. His blood-oxygen is plummeting. He has seventeen different types of COVID.
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
A coughing fit is interrupted by a flurry of hiccups, his face turns bright red then suddenly sheet-white. He falls down the stairs and loses consciousness when his head smacks his knee; he rolls into the marble banister at speed and his liver goes flying through burst sutures. His skin is
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Yeah this looks much larger than what I’ve seen on MSNow and CNN when they say people are “dancing in the streets” and they show like a dozen people in Miami that are members of something like The Eichmann-Mengele Venezuela America Partnership Association
January 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM