“Narcoterrorist” Cryptid (abducted)
@bradicality.bsky.social
“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
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Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*
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Really, a remarkable statement from Colombia’s President.
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Really, a remarkable statement from Colombia’s President.
Ordering a decapitation strike on his dick
January 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Ordering a decapitation strike on his dick
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It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
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seeing a lot of people portraying chuck schumer as incompetent or cowardly or not fit for the role he is in, and i disagree entirely. he is doing his actual job perfectly
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
seeing a lot of people portraying chuck schumer as incompetent or cowardly or not fit for the role he is in, and i disagree entirely. he is doing his actual job perfectly
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I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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The amount of after-the-fact consent manufacturing, shameless regime stenography, and gutless both-sidesing on every single media outlet right now is genuinely worse than 2001-2002. Absolutely pathetic. We have no journalists. We have no opposition party.
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The amount of after-the-fact consent manufacturing, shameless regime stenography, and gutless both-sidesing on every single media outlet right now is genuinely worse than 2001-2002. Absolutely pathetic. We have no journalists. We have no opposition party.
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and what if some other country bombed our military bases & kidnapped president trump?
not so funny now is it?
no, because that would be hilarious actually.
not so funny now is it?
no, because that would be hilarious actually.
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
and what if some other country bombed our military bases & kidnapped president trump?
not so funny now is it?
no, because that would be hilarious actually.
not so funny now is it?
no, because that would be hilarious actually.
Gusanos stay losing
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Gusanos stay losing
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Every time, it’s a real Day of the Worm out there
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Every time, it’s a real Day of the Worm out there
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
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The White House posting like an NFL wide receiver during contentious contract negotiations
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The White House posting like an NFL wide receiver during contentious contract negotiations
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First post of 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
First post of 2026
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me after “going on steroids, getting double jaw surgery, leg extensions & Looks-Maxxing”
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
me after “going on steroids, getting double jaw surgery, leg extensions & Looks-Maxxing”
Sometimes in life you really should stop and smell the glove
December 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Sometimes in life you really should stop and smell the glove
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by jove
December 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
by jove
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my dogs have unionized against me this should be illegal
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
my dogs have unionized against me this should be illegal
FOOTBAW
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
FOOTBAW
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about Obama, you little bitch? I'll have you know Obama graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he‘s been involved in numerous secret raids on ALQUEDA and has confirmed kills on over 100 sleeper cells”
do you have a selective memory? because Obama was responsible for the death of Osama Bin Laden and over 100 sleeper cells. By the way, Obama's drone strikes were purposefully set for ISIS and ALQUEDA by issue of our NATO forces.... so trying to rewrite history is not going to help you
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about Obama, you little bitch? I'll have you know Obama graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he‘s been involved in numerous secret raids on ALQUEDA and has confirmed kills on over 100 sleeper cells”
and a happy new year
December 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
and a happy new year
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"We’re monitoring what you do online. Disseminating, writing, or publishing inciting content online is considered a terrorist crime in every sense and may lead to arrest or imprisonment. We have warned you."
Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.
Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"We’re monitoring what you do online. Disseminating, writing, or publishing inciting content online is considered a terrorist crime in every sense and may lead to arrest or imprisonment. We have warned you."
Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.
Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.
Installing a feeder and an alt-lick in the yard to attract goth girls
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Installing a feeder and an alt-lick in the yard to attract goth girls