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February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
sure let me buy this shit again but its much worse and they replaced the ape man looking guy who eats a duck head with a sex criminal who dont even look like him. that seems like a smart idea
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
i want to try the least authentic. what is scot-mex, what does that meal look like
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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The worlds most hopeful dog

(Yes it’s closed)
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 AM
calmly eating the tiny capsule toy slippers like a peanut while a room full of people scream at me
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/44264
『Licca closet series ルームシューズコレクション』発売!
"Licca closet series room shoes collection" now on sale!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
The PriceMaster (full version)
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster
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February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
there is not a way to actually find big steaming delicious roast meats inside of walls like in castlevania it turns out
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 AM
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
i believe in getter robo
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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nothing will convince me shit like this isn't partly downstream from watching Bradley Cooper shoot an Iraqi kid with tears in his eyes
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Fran Lebowitz called Donald Trump a stupid person’s idea of a smart person. In that spirit I call Emerald Fennell a gullible person’s idea of Lynne Ramsay.

I saw Fennell’s first two features and am currently operating on the “fool me twice” ticket buying program.
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Postal workers should get to destroy parcels from difficult customers.
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
i had to wait behind a sovereign citizen type old man arguing with the only lady working a line at the post office for like an hour, flushing a small segment of my living life on earth down the toilet because this shitty old mans brain wont say whether he has mercury in a package he is mailing
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Ridiculous! Getting marijuana has never been easier!
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
these rich demons are mad theres maybe even one decent thing about being alive in this country right now for everybody else and they want to do something about it
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
i believe i am going to vibrate through solid matter this year
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
i think we should let Claude handle these peoples autonomic breathing and involuntary respiration and whatnot. we are replacing your lungs with a claude machine my man, you are in the future now
VC, founder, dumbass
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
man they really got their moneys worth with those fucking promotional gifs huh. outlived a cast member
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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let's be honest, america needed the patriots to get their motherfucking heads beat in like this
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Next year’s halftime show
Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
the fantasy of sprinting through neighborhoods wearing predator cloaking tech and smashing every single ring doorbell camera with a fireplace poker. blinding the AI, home by home
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
now heres a commercial. tire gets stuck on butt what a concept
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM