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Stan Dalone
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Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.
Pinned
This MF’er just chased a squirrel into my damn garage!
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Just a complete moron, or some “try to win through self defeat” strategy?
Governor Gavin Newsom speaks out against a proposed initiative to tax California billionaires: “This will be defeated — there’s no question in my mind... I’ll do what I have to do to protect the state."

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
Newsom Vows to Stop Proposal to Tax Billionaires in California
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 AM
First ski of the year! 😎 ⛷️
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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if you see a face, it means you have a high iq
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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I don’t think they’re misreading them so much as they are terrified of the implications because it means the status quo has to break. there’s no incrementalism for this. mass radicalization of this scale scares Democrats more than anything Republicans could do and I mean that literally.
Kind of feel like a lot of politicians, even in Minnesota, are misreading the implications of this moment. I feel like the past three days have been tremendously radicalizing for so many people. I have witnessed it even in my own small communities, it goes beyond just incandescent rage.
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m using bushcraft to create a primitive shelter and CPAP machine.
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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lmao
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Holy fuck they actually did it
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Charlottesville, remember Heather Heyer
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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I checked out his timeline, and guy Musk is promoting (someone with >100k followers) is just posting straight up Stormfront ca. 2005 material, or White Aryan Resistance material ca.1989. The world’s richest man and the GOP’s most important funder has turned X into Stormfront.
checking in on elon musk, the guy who absolutely did not give a nazi salute last year
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I want to say something that would get me mega-arrested.
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Millions of Americans watched a middle-aged US citizen get shot in the face and killed by an ICE officer today. That's a level of national trauma that deserves a more respectful response from this administration than falsely claiming she's a domestic terrorist. We have lost our moral compass.
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Columbian President Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil.”

Democrats: “It is critical that the Trump administration provide an immediate Gang of Eight briefing.”
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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JD Vance: This is a law enforcement operation to bring a narco terrorist to Justice

The President:
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Statement from Leader Jeffries: We must never be afraid to say thank you, but neither can we neglect to say please
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM