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Michael Stahlke
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It is best to love first what you are fitted to love, I suppose: you must start somewhere and have some roots, and the soil of the Shire is deep.
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[Elon in replies]: great movie
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I had her blocked for a long time but relented when I saw this tweet.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My one regret and piece of advice for young service members is; don’t think that you’re too cool to pose for a photo. You’re doing some pretty incredible things and you’re going to want to remember it.
We were Soldiers once.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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29 bells.
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
…..that TikTok lady did. I don’t know what else to call it when you manufacture a hungry baby and film yourself lying to religious organizations for likes and follows on social media.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Why would you say “not to be Nick Fuentes here but” if you weren’t being like Nick Fuentes, I wonder?
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Condolences to runners up Ted Sandyman and Lotho Pimple.
Trump promotes Brilyn Hollyhand, the GOP establishment’s pick to replace Charlie Kirk
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Mohave County Indivisible*

*No Jew-y Stuff
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oh my buddy is flipping the fuck out and has drawn his service weapon. Lemme just come around the corner real quick and stick my head in his window 😂
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Dipshit almost ventilated a fellow CBP officer *and* a Chicago PD patrol sergeant
Chaos erupted in Little Village.

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November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The 1:20 AM timestamp really sells the desperate loneliness
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I had to argue with the robot because I was afraid that a separate robot would deduct my internet points
If this is a serious question, I wanted to see how it handled US v Soviet history. The result was worse than I had even expected. I decided not to block it because I assume that would nuke me in the algorithm.
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Lord have I ever been in formations where we were required to sing the Army song and I was the only motherfucker belting it out.

These dingdongs call like to like and anyone in earshot chimes in.
From the Halls of Montezuma
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Well. Who is evaluating and assessing procurement risk vs operational risk? Do you trust those people? Currently?
He’s right about that.
Hegseth: "Let me say that again. We need to increase acquisition risk in order to decrease operational risk ... An 85% solution in the hands of our armed forces today is infinitely better than an unachievable 100% solution endlessly undergoing testing."
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Yeah well we all want something.
But how do you gain traditional glory without going to war? That’s what they seem to want.
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I will say that at the time this election was portrayed as inconsequential. The biggest policy debate was over how to spend our giant federal surplus.

The Cole bombing had happened, but terrorism and foreign policy generally was a third order issue.
November 7th, 2000.
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Soup tubes to pipe different hot soups and stews directly to your kitchen
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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(inventing the bloody mary) yeah sure, whatever. let's go with that
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I also would like to say that I too believe the sandwich man was one percent guilty and that I should be empaneled as a juror on a similar case
I am personally disgusted by this and would like to be on record that if I were presented with this set of facts, I would absolutely vote to convict per the judge's instructions.

The law is the law, and I have as little right to ignore that as a hypothetical prosecutor has reason to strike me.
straight-up jury nullification. this guy did it, confessed to it, and the jury instructions explicitly said that if he did it intentionally, it was assault.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.

We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Sandwich man leaving court
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Haters want me clapped in chrome, it ain't easy
Cops want to knock me, D.A. wants to box me in
But somehow, I beat them charges like Rocky
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It is funny to me that Robert’s is going to get forced out for being too friendly towards Nazis and also the peaceful transition of power in the American presidency.
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM