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Bastard Riley
@skyrimdiet.bsky.social
https://mortalwares.etsy.com

if you don’t read my posts before you follow me, that’s on you.
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Do you guys remember my simpons video?
Scary Simpsons
YouTube video by Bastard "MK" Riley
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my therapist suggests that i make more art and also i invest in a weighted vest
February 18, 2026 at 6:02 AM
let’s invent new characters
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
i’ve returned with provisions
February 17, 2026 at 7:21 PM
i think they stopped stocking paper coin rolls at the dollar store. my own personal hell
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
have some downtime at work? clean out your purse/wallet. #BastardsHacks
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
i’m a grown man and this video made me shit
February 17, 2026 at 2:09 PM
February 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
getting tattoos is self care and self love. after a lifetime of other people telling me what to do with my own body, i can take it back by decorating it with cool pictures
February 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
unc mode
February 14, 2026 at 8:21 AM
February 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
lay out a white sheet your cats and see if they go nuts
February 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
republican’ts!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 11:12 AM
eating glue for attention
February 13, 2026 at 6:50 AM
images of myself 2022 post concussion just surfaced
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 AM
squidward brown note creepy pasta. look it up
February 12, 2026 at 11:04 PM
studying the simpsons
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
taking a bread tolerance break
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
wow i’m so depressed
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
sketchbook find
February 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
next time they make a world i have to live in, i would appreciate being consulted first.
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
this sing along is so epic!!!!!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
we’re having beans again for dinner. be home by 5
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
why not take a crazy chance? why not do a crazy dance?
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
been lying awake for hours contemplating my own mortality and i think it might be because of the magnesium supplement i took but i can’t find anything on reddit about it
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
February 7, 2026 at 11:06 PM