came across a 2005 album where the top track opened with jay-z doing an insanely corny freestyle with no backing track
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
came across a 2005 album where the top track opened with jay-z doing an insanely corny freestyle with no backing track
“the miracle mile shopping center” there’s gonna be such a long line to piss on his grave
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“the miracle mile shopping center” there’s gonna be such a long line to piss on his grave
trump will go on tv and say stuff like “Matter can exist in four different states: liquid, gas, plasma, or solid. And I believe poo is the solid state of pee while pee is the liquid state of poo.” And the press will lend—yep, you guessed it—credence
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
trump will go on tv and say stuff like “Matter can exist in four different states: liquid, gas, plasma, or solid. And I believe poo is the solid state of pee while pee is the liquid state of poo.” And the press will lend—yep, you guessed it—credence
some of you forgot the joyce carol oates keyboard photo and it shows
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
some of you forgot the joyce carol oates keyboard photo and it shows
a thing I like about mini painting is that you’ll get to something like faces and learn how skin changes color depending on the blood flow, how it absorbs/reflects light, etc. and before long everyone’s face is interesting. you can’t tell someone you like their skin though. maybe if you know them
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
a thing I like about mini painting is that you’ll get to something like faces and learn how skin changes color depending on the blood flow, how it absorbs/reflects light, etc. and before long everyone’s face is interesting. you can’t tell someone you like their skin though. maybe if you know them
I strongly believe people should be proud of every model they finish regardless of their skill level and also that if someone puts this level of painting on the table they should just have better stats
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I strongly believe people should be proud of every model they finish regardless of their skill level and also that if someone puts this level of painting on the table they should just have better stats
one time i was at the gym and as i was leaving the locker room i passed al franken and sheldon whitehouse talking and was like “I should have told franken I liked his book” so i turned around except now franken was in the buff. which was fine, it was a locker room. that’s my sheldon whitehouse story
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
one time i was at the gym and as i was leaving the locker room i passed al franken and sheldon whitehouse talking and was like “I should have told franken I liked his book” so i turned around except now franken was in the buff. which was fine, it was a locker room. that’s my sheldon whitehouse story
it used to be funny to see people on here respond to politician’s posts like “Senator, respectfully I must disagree 1/” like they’re not replying to a 24-year-old social media manager. but then you wonder about the innate need to be taken seriously, or rather, have your words taken seriously. 1/308
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
it used to be funny to see people on here respond to politician’s posts like “Senator, respectfully I must disagree 1/” like they’re not replying to a 24-year-old social media manager. but then you wonder about the innate need to be taken seriously, or rather, have your words taken seriously. 1/308
some neighbor I can’t even even see is out with a leaf blower and they have to be the stupidest invention anyone’s ever come up with. “duh huh huh huh make bad leaf go over there” (not mocking them the neighbor is yelling this over the leaf blower)
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
some neighbor I can’t even even see is out with a leaf blower and they have to be the stupidest invention anyone’s ever come up with. “duh huh huh huh make bad leaf go over there” (not mocking them the neighbor is yelling this over the leaf blower)
well the bad news is i lost out to ian mckellen, which is frankly an honor. the good news is i got a callback for the grandfather part
i could watch the politics masters pivot from “you’re too dumb to understand the senate” to “you’re too dumb to understand the senate (cave edition)” however i am auditioning for gremlins 3 tomorrow morning. i’m going to try out for parkour gremlin and defenestrated grandfather #4
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
well the bad news is i lost out to ian mckellen, which is frankly an honor. the good news is i got a callback for the grandfather part
apple music recommended a banger of a song that would have been a huge boost at the gym this weekend but it’s late sunday night and now i’m wide awake and feel like running a hundred miles
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
apple music recommended a banger of a song that would have been a huge boost at the gym this weekend but it’s late sunday night and now i’m wide awake and feel like running a hundred miles
i could watch the politics masters pivot from “you’re too dumb to understand the senate” to “you’re too dumb to understand the senate (cave edition)” however i am auditioning for gremlins 3 tomorrow morning. i’m going to try out for parkour gremlin and defenestrated grandfather #4
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i could watch the politics masters pivot from “you’re too dumb to understand the senate” to “you’re too dumb to understand the senate (cave edition)” however i am auditioning for gremlins 3 tomorrow morning. i’m going to try out for parkour gremlin and defenestrated grandfather #4
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when i think of this scene it reminds me a lot of people’s politics
May 15, 2024 at 1:37 PM
when i think of this scene it reminds me a lot of people’s politics
what if it sank in this time and he did it right there. just right in the skybox and they have to cut to a jardiance commercial
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
what if it sank in this time and he did it right there. just right in the skybox and they have to cut to a jardiance commercial
it’s not because i thought it would be good. it’s because i want to know how it isn’t
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
it’s not because i thought it would be good. it’s because i want to know how it isn’t
listen, you try keeping a caucus together while simultaneously trying to dodge questions about how you voted for andrew cuomo
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
listen, you try keeping a caucus together while simultaneously trying to dodge questions about how you voted for andrew cuomo
folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
call your senators and let them know a lot of people on here were just defending chuck schumer’s political savvy. tell them to cave so they look like real horses asses!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
call your senators and let them know a lot of people on here were just defending chuck schumer’s political savvy. tell them to cave so they look like real horses asses!!
as someone with no trips planned in the near future, i’m still worried that all the planes that will be crashing into each other are going to land in my yard or even my house
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
as someone with no trips planned in the near future, i’m still worried that all the planes that will be crashing into each other are going to land in my yard or even my house
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Jeremy Renner has been hit by another snowplow - this time, a metaphorical one as he faces allegations of racist sexual harassment
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Jeremy Renner has been hit by another snowplow - this time, a metaphorical one as he faces allegations of racist sexual harassment
there was someone in the gym bathroom stall talking and i heard him say “no, E.T. is telepathically. no I’m not mad at you. He started out as a cartoon” and when he came out he wasn’t on the phone
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
there was someone in the gym bathroom stall talking and i heard him say “no, E.T. is telepathically. no I’m not mad at you. He started out as a cartoon” and when he came out he wasn’t on the phone
i can’t think of a less appetizing name for a restaurant than “taco john’s”
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i can’t think of a less appetizing name for a restaurant than “taco john’s”