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i’m in heaven now
I’ve heard conspiracy theorists described as needing to believe in some kind of order to the world and I think it’s the same for a lot of these people. if they had to process how bad it is when it doesn’t have to be, they’d snap
it's so weird that there are still people who defend chuck schumer on here

so many "we don't have any power, what do you expect him to do" and "we've tried absolutely nothing strategically unique and are all out of ideas" type of folks who seem extremely happy to wallow in powerlessness
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
i’m listening to it right now and at the mention of old british standup comedians i googled tommy cooper videos and uhhhhhhhhh
Return of the King? But it's his first time on the show! We had the legendary @billcorbett.bsky.social on to discuss Lord of the Rings and we showed him some really horrid sausages what was on the ground :( Wherever you get pods or ad-free on our Patreon here! www.patreon.com/posts/lord-o...
Lord of the Rings with Bill Corbett | What's All This Then
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January 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Return of the King? But it's his first time on the show! We had the legendary @billcorbett.bsky.social on to discuss Lord of the Rings and we showed him some really horrid sausages what was on the ground :( Wherever you get pods or ad-free on our Patreon here! www.patreon.com/posts/lord-o...
Lord of the Rings with Bill Corbett | What's All This Then
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www.patreon.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
if i punched a guy so hard that he flew up into the air and when he landed he broke apart into dozens of tinier versions of himself that just ran around, i would probably scream
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
there’s an equinox in dc? lol
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
it’s weird to be attracted to animal crossing, sonic the hedgehog, any of the steven universe characters, or that one priest from fleabag
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
she hates getting photobombed
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
putting aside her shitty voting record, the stories are as bad as reported about her staff abuse. and I can’t wait to see more of them!
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar is being encouraged to run for Minnesota governor and is seriously considering it now that Tim Walz has dropped out of the race, according to a person familiar with her thinking.
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar seriously considering run for Minnesota governor
Klobuchar is among several Minnesota Democrats who may run for governor now that Walz has exited the race.
bit.ly
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Open the schools.
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
i think if the u.s. invaded greenland people would be upset on principle but they wouldn’t really feel it on an emotional level. unless you’re danish maybe
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all

atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science

guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
almost 30,000 subscribers for a mini painting patreon is “the life.” also 1000% worth it; I don’t know how they manage the pace of stuff they put out
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
don’t talk to people like this
Why? What do you want them to do? Like there’s gonna be some grand epiphany or something because they talked about Venezuela instead of the NFL during their coffee break? Not everyone wants to spend their lives wallowing in misery.
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
walked into the grocery store on a sunday night, saw a holiday candy tray on clearance sale, and immediately got SAD
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
it’d be so psycho to be into a sport where players destroy their bodies and brains for right wing owners and hordes of slobbering racist fans. luckily none exists
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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how the fuck can any journalist remain on this fucking website.
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
i think if they try the same thing with mexico they’re gonna have to build camps. and they’ll all have escape hatches, because mexicans built them
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I think the next guy from the box will be the dwarf. the eyes will be a doozy
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM