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i won’t shut the fuck up about warhammer
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celebrating 3 decades of wanting to eat one of those Energon Cubes from Transformers
August 10, 2023 at 1:43 AM
celebrating 3 decades of wanting to eat one of those Energon Cubes from Transformers
i think if someone did this to me right now it would help get rid of toxins and promote circulation
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
i think if someone did this to me right now it would help get rid of toxins and promote circulation
i need one of those big ribs that tips the flintstones car over
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
i need one of those big ribs that tips the flintstones car over
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“i think he should be bringing in economists” is so fucking funny
June 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“i think he should be bringing in economists” is so fucking funny
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Minneapolis, MN -
The crowd has stopped on e 31st and Nicollet. A child wearing a headscarf was invited to get the first few cracks at a piñata shaped like the head of Kristi Noem. She busted it open and candy is being handed out of the Noem effigy. Crowd marching again.
The crowd has stopped on e 31st and Nicollet. A child wearing a headscarf was invited to get the first few cracks at a piñata shaped like the head of Kristi Noem. She busted it open and candy is being handed out of the Noem effigy. Crowd marching again.
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Minneapolis, MN -
The crowd has stopped on e 31st and Nicollet. A child wearing a headscarf was invited to get the first few cracks at a piñata shaped like the head of Kristi Noem. She busted it open and candy is being handed out of the Noem effigy. Crowd marching again.
The crowd has stopped on e 31st and Nicollet. A child wearing a headscarf was invited to get the first few cracks at a piñata shaped like the head of Kristi Noem. She busted it open and candy is being handed out of the Noem effigy. Crowd marching again.
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NEWS: Judge Biery has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos. A thunderous rebuke against ICE’s violent campaign in Minnesota. Read the order below.
Link:
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Link:
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Order – #9 in Conejo Arias v. Noem (W.D. Tex., 5:26-cv-00415) – CourtListener.com
OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT--The Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Grea...
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January 31, 2026 at 8:27 PM
NEWS: Judge Biery has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos. A thunderous rebuke against ICE’s violent campaign in Minnesota. Read the order below.
Link:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Link:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
does audible have anything else to show me besides this dogshit harry potter series
January 31, 2026 at 7:51 PM
does audible have anything else to show me besides this dogshit harry potter series
fyad was 95% saying that one guy was old and had a pool and that another guy had a bike and a long face and 5% telling people they weren’t funny and the latter has psychically traumatized entire generations into thinking it’s responsible for the modern internet
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
fyad was 95% saying that one guy was old and had a pool and that another guy had a bike and a long face and 5% telling people they weren’t funny and the latter has psychically traumatized entire generations into thinking it’s responsible for the modern internet
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This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
something about having to listen to wait wait don’t tell me in this current climate that’s incredibly grating
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
something about having to listen to wait wait don’t tell me in this current climate that’s incredibly grating
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Marimar Martinez is a hero.
She was shot 5 times by ICE.
The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire.
He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”.
DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her.
Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.
She was shot 5 times by ICE.
The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire.
He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”.
DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her.
Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.
Chicago Woman Shot 5 Times By Border Agents Will Testify In Washington Next Week
Marimar Martinez will speak at a federal forum on immigration agents' use of force as she fights to unseal evidence in her now-dropped prosecution.
blockclubchicago.org
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Marimar Martinez is a hero.
She was shot 5 times by ICE.
The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire.
He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”.
DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her.
Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.
She was shot 5 times by ICE.
The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire.
He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”.
DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her.
Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.
i’m watching the dick tracy movie and my only nitpick with it is that the trench coat should be more yellow
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
i’m watching the dick tracy movie and my only nitpick with it is that the trench coat should be more yellow
i muted the word epstein at the risk that donald trump will come out and be like “ahh, you know what the epstein stuff really got to me. it really did. guess i’ll kill myself.” and i’ll miss it when it’s happening. the video might get past the filter though
January 31, 2026 at 1:42 AM
i muted the word epstein at the risk that donald trump will come out and be like “ahh, you know what the epstein stuff really got to me. it really did. guess i’ll kill myself.” and i’ll miss it when it’s happening. the video might get past the filter though
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In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.
I Was Stoked To Collaborate With Dan McQuade
A couple days ago, I heard the terrible news that the writer Dan McQuade passed away. I’ve read some great tributes to him from people…
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January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.
a gigantic moose hopped into my yard today and instead of charging us it joined the dogs and me for some fetch. we played for like an hour before it finally turned to me and said “thank you. you are a true friend of the forest” and left. i didn’t take video because people would just say its AI
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 PM
a gigantic moose hopped into my yard today and instead of charging us it joined the dogs and me for some fetch. we played for like an hour before it finally turned to me and said “thank you. you are a true friend of the forest” and left. i didn’t take video because people would just say its AI
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a distraught donald trump has commandeered a tanker truck carrying 11,000 gallons of gasoline and is currently leading police on a high speed chase down I-295
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
a distraught donald trump has commandeered a tanker truck carrying 11,000 gallons of gasoline and is currently leading police on a high speed chase down I-295
please let them do “190 miles an hour down Pennsylvania Avenue.” I need this
Trump announces August auto race in downtown Washington
Trump announces August auto race in downtown Washington
“To think, 190 miles an hour down Pennsylvania Avenue — this is going to be wild,” said Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy.
www.politico.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
please let them do “190 miles an hour down Pennsylvania Avenue.” I need this
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NEW: Rep. Salman Bhojani said lawmakers were denied entry to Prairieland Detention Center, where Leqaa Kordia has been running “a high fever for several days” due to what he called inhumane conditions.
In May, her cousin said she had already lost 50 lbs.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/30/t...
In May, her cousin said she had already lost 50 lbs.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/30/t...
Texas Democrats Demand Release of ‘Political Prisoner’ Leqaa Kordia, Compare ICE Facility to ‘Internment Camps’
State Rep. Salman Bhojani said the 33-year-old is living in inhumane conditions and has been running “a high fever for several days.”
thebarbedwire.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
NEW: Rep. Salman Bhojani said lawmakers were denied entry to Prairieland Detention Center, where Leqaa Kordia has been running “a high fever for several days” due to what he called inhumane conditions.
In May, her cousin said she had already lost 50 lbs.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/30/t...
In May, her cousin said she had already lost 50 lbs.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/30/t...
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i had to make this really fast before my therapy appointment
January 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
i had to make this really fast before my therapy appointment
i would gladly kill any of my followers to bring catherine o’hara back, even for just one day. preferably it would be a guy. doesn’t have to be just one either
January 30, 2026 at 8:19 PM
i would gladly kill any of my followers to bring catherine o’hara back, even for just one day. preferably it would be a guy. doesn’t have to be just one either
almost all my favorite lunch spots have been raided or shut down because of ICE. except mcdonald’s which is now drive thru only. mcdonald’s!
January 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
almost all my favorite lunch spots have been raided or shut down because of ICE. except mcdonald’s which is now drive thru only. mcdonald’s!
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By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. 👍
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. 👍
today’s klansman don lemon
January 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
today’s klansman don lemon
i’m working on some little tau guys and i don’t know how anyone could hate them. to me they are “kawa-eee”
January 30, 2026 at 4:24 AM
i’m working on some little tau guys and i don’t know how anyone could hate them. to me they are “kawa-eee”