sister sourswamp
@mallweasel.bsky.social
you can't scare me.
I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.
I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.
i had to make this really fast before my therapy appointment
January 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
i had to make this really fast before my therapy appointment
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from Fascism and Social Revolution by R. Palme Dutt
January 28, 2026 at 6:59 AM
from Fascism and Social Revolution by R. Palme Dutt
he’s got a paw on your knee. he’s telling you you’re going to be okay
January 23, 2026 at 11:10 PM
he’s got a paw on your knee. he’s telling you you’re going to be okay
finally got myself an ugly garfield. for fun and comfort
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
finally got myself an ugly garfield. for fun and comfort
an added curse of extra dry winter skin? when i’m in public and have to apply my eucerin hand lotion that looks a LOT like cum
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
an added curse of extra dry winter skin? when i’m in public and have to apply my eucerin hand lotion that looks a LOT like cum
i’m focusing all my energy on making it happen. i am going to start learning spells and asking favors from the moon
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 AM
i’m focusing all my energy on making it happen. i am going to start learning spells and asking favors from the moon
one time we were eating at a restaurant and my dad snatched from my plate the crouton i was saving for my last bite. let’s just say he “volunteered” to fetch more croutons.
January 21, 2026 at 7:56 AM
one time we were eating at a restaurant and my dad snatched from my plate the crouton i was saving for my last bite. let’s just say he “volunteered” to fetch more croutons.
men straight up hate listening
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
men straight up hate listening
my dentist appt today? 2:30. ya can’t make this stuff up folks.
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
my dentist appt today? 2:30. ya can’t make this stuff up folks.
the closest picture i can find to 2016 is from 2017. i don’t know!
January 17, 2026 at 8:43 AM
the closest picture i can find to 2016 is from 2017. i don’t know!
this is what it’s like to be my spouse
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
this is what it’s like to be my spouse
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commission me to draw something for you maybe? ;)
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
commission me to draw something for you maybe? ;)
sorry for the lack of dourifs, got distracted by Maggie smith as lady Macbeth
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
sorry for the lack of dourifs, got distracted by Maggie smith as lady Macbeth
the dilbert guy? oh no!!!! he was so nice!
January 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
the dilbert guy? oh no!!!! he was so nice!
🎵 Tree Stump (ft Young Fungus)
A whole sheet of young fungus on this tree stump in the snow. I can’t tell what they are yet.
#fungi #fungifriends
#fungi #fungifriends
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 AM
🎵 Tree Stump (ft Young Fungus)
i long for the wet wet mud
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 AM
i long for the wet wet mud
i don’t know what Thistleland is, but im in it
January 12, 2026 at 8:15 AM
i don’t know what Thistleland is, but im in it
look out, she’ll bark at ya
January 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
look out, she’ll bark at ya
reasonably sure i’m not having a stroke but i was trying so hard to think of the word sheep and my brain kept going “hmm. goose”
January 9, 2026 at 7:22 AM
reasonably sure i’m not having a stroke but i was trying so hard to think of the word sheep and my brain kept going “hmm. goose”
i promise you he was conflating Nuremberg and Hindenburg
January 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
i promise you he was conflating Nuremberg and Hindenburg
would love to see someone get hoisted by some kind of petard, perhaps their very own?
January 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
would love to see someone get hoisted by some kind of petard, perhaps their very own?
i go feral quick if one of my crocs is in sport mode and the other isn’t
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
i go feral quick if one of my crocs is in sport mode and the other isn’t