sister sourswamp
@mallweasel.bsky.social
you can't scare me.
I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.
I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.
here, have this pic of grandmother. use it wisely
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
here, have this pic of grandmother. use it wisely
dear YouTubers: stop using lit candles as bookends
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
dear YouTubers: stop using lit candles as bookends
they didn’t have to make the remote app for my tv scary as hell but they sure did
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
they didn’t have to make the remote app for my tv scary as hell but they sure did
ive learned that im not good at knowing how i feel, so i have to judge it by output. if im getting shit done, i must feel good. if i cant do a goddamn thing, i probably feel bad.
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
ive learned that im not good at knowing how i feel, so i have to judge it by output. if im getting shit done, i must feel good. if i cant do a goddamn thing, i probably feel bad.
a Calvert County boy? THATs what the fuck is up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
a Calvert County boy? THATs what the fuck is up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poor person: being poor sucks
smart guy: you’re a lying pig and i got the proof
smart guy: you’re a lying pig and i got the proof
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
poor person: being poor sucks
smart guy: you’re a lying pig and i got the proof
smart guy: you’re a lying pig and i got the proof
ive gotten so good at whistling since we got these dogs and they don’t give a SHIT
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ive gotten so good at whistling since we got these dogs and they don’t give a SHIT
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i've been making these ~$30 portrait illustrations in this style for a little while now! you provide me the photo of you and i'll draw on top of it!
i can still take on more—and i can also be persuaded to make you something else in a different style for a different amount of money, just saying ;)
i can still take on more—and i can also be persuaded to make you something else in a different style for a different amount of money, just saying ;)
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i've been making these ~$30 portrait illustrations in this style for a little while now! you provide me the photo of you and i'll draw on top of it!
i can still take on more—and i can also be persuaded to make you something else in a different style for a different amount of money, just saying ;)
i can still take on more—and i can also be persuaded to make you something else in a different style for a different amount of money, just saying ;)
there have been incredibly loud jets flying over my house all fuckin morning. feeling super relaxed!
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
there have been incredibly loud jets flying over my house all fuckin morning. feeling super relaxed!
i might be the middlest child
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i might be the middlest child
im sorry, i can’t help that i find stupid guys who think they’re smart absolutely fascinating. it’s simply who i am.
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
im sorry, i can’t help that i find stupid guys who think they’re smart absolutely fascinating. it’s simply who i am.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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we missed fen’s grooming appointment yesterday because she saw me getting dressed to leave the house and wouldn’t come out from under the bed. today i got ready an hour in advance, purse and leash staged by the door last night. im so scared.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we missed fen’s grooming appointment yesterday because she saw me getting dressed to leave the house and wouldn’t come out from under the bed. today i got ready an hour in advance, purse and leash staged by the door last night. im so scared.
the popular idea is that fat people eat cheeseburgers all day, meanwhile i send my husband a celebratory text if i remember to eat food before 5pm
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the popular idea is that fat people eat cheeseburgers all day, meanwhile i send my husband a celebratory text if i remember to eat food before 5pm
a bird got trapped in our screened in porch yesterday and i felt the spirit of @kelsie.bsky.social in me as i worked to free it
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
a bird got trapped in our screened in porch yesterday and i felt the spirit of @kelsie.bsky.social in me as i worked to free it
he wants to tell everyone how good we all have it despite our experiences while screaming about how horrible he has it himself because somebody said he had cumrag vibes
i'm not gonna say his name but you all know who i mean. is he still crashing out? how many days is this now
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
he wants to tell everyone how good we all have it despite our experiences while screaming about how horrible he has it himself because somebody said he had cumrag vibes
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(Jack Allison voice) EPSTEIN THEORIES
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
(Jack Allison voice) EPSTEIN THEORIES
“you’re all sloppy, know-nothing hogs!” said the erudite centrist,
It is this, but put even simpler than you put it. People want deflation. People just don’t understand that some inflation is normal and necessary. People are gluttonous and lazy and uneducated. They want something that should never happen. And they get angrier every day they don’t get it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
“you’re all sloppy, know-nothing hogs!” said the erudite centrist,
around 3:30 each morning the dogs have decided it’s time to go ultra turbo mode
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
around 3:30 each morning the dogs have decided it’s time to go ultra turbo mode
hey siri break my neck
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
hey siri break my neck
im Pokémon gone to the polls
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
im Pokémon gone to the polls
made a chicken tortilla soup that’ll blow your tits clean off
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
made a chicken tortilla soup that’ll blow your tits clean off
sumptuous they may be; these morsels will have to wait—im simply stuffed with sinful tidbits!
tasty treats? no thank you, im full up on delectable trifles
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
sumptuous they may be; these morsels will have to wait—im simply stuffed with sinful tidbits!