sister sourswamp
@mallweasel.bsky.social
you can't scare me.
I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.
I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.
here, have this pic of grandmother. use it wisely
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
here, have this pic of grandmother. use it wisely
jesus christ my warm ups are like
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
jesus christ my warm ups are like
they didn’t have to make the remote app for my tv scary as hell but they sure did
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
they didn’t have to make the remote app for my tv scary as hell but they sure did
homeownership has declined, and while educational attainment hasn’t declined, do you think the debt burden has no impact?
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
homeownership has declined, and while educational attainment hasn’t declined, do you think the debt burden has no impact?
and yet i am telling you to do it…
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
and yet i am telling you to do it…
He Will Have Chips
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
He Will Have Chips
favorite show is Duck Dynasty, major foodie, no drama 🙅🏻♂️
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
favorite show is Duck Dynasty, major foodie, no drama 🙅🏻♂️
yeah he had a blast. he had to get stitches on his ear from playing too hard and he’s been Mr Clingy ever since
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
yeah he had a blast. he had to get stitches on his ear from playing too hard and he’s been Mr Clingy ever since
this nap is not going that well
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
this nap is not going that well
(sweating) who, me?
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
(sweating) who, me?
it’s just cozy! it is!
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
it’s just cozy! it is!
staying up til 3 doing lake mungo rewatch is the move when having an all day meeting on no meds tomorrow is the vibe
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
staying up til 3 doing lake mungo rewatch is the move when having an all day meeting on no meds tomorrow is the vibe
couldn’t help myself
October 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
couldn’t help myself
after much effort i have been upgraded to “Gisele Bündchen fingers”
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
after much effort i have been upgraded to “Gisele Bündchen fingers”
im supposed to put her in the crate so i can go to bed but… how?
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
im supposed to put her in the crate so i can go to bed but… how?
her name is Fen 💖💖💖
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
her name is Fen 💖💖💖
new friend alert
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
new friend alert
Beagle T. Stickman
October 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Beagle T. Stickman
i wrote something out about how monkey needs to go on a diet and almost posted it before seeing id somehow accidentally tagged Zohran. methinks he’s a little too busy for my fat dog.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i wrote something out about how monkey needs to go on a diet and almost posted it before seeing id somehow accidentally tagged Zohran. methinks he’s a little too busy for my fat dog.