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i've been thinking about this for the last week and a half
September 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
i've been thinking about this for the last week and a half
donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables
Hello Charlie, it’s Jesus from the app. your dead grandma you never knew told me it looks like rawdogging it with the old lady has finally caught up to you. we were listening the whole time in your phone Charlie
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hello Charlie, it’s Jesus from the app. your dead grandma you never knew told me it looks like rawdogging it with the old lady has finally caught up to you. we were listening the whole time in your phone Charlie
hello Charlie, it’s your dead grandma in the app. i heard you knocked up your wife. they stopped updating this app 30 years ago
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
hello Charlie, it’s your dead grandma in the app. i heard you knocked up your wife. they stopped updating this app 30 years ago
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Red letter day on The Outfit: FINALLY, I get to return to the auld sod of Dublin, for a story worthy of my mother country: that of Martin "The General" Cahill, whose colorful life of heists, pigeons, polygamy, & crucifying underlings echoes Ireland's dark history: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
Martin Cahill:
Podcast Episode · The Outfit · 11/13/2025 · 1h 3m
podcasts.apple.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Red letter day on The Outfit: FINALLY, I get to return to the auld sod of Dublin, for a story worthy of my mother country: that of Martin "The General" Cahill, whose colorful life of heists, pigeons, polygamy, & crucifying underlings echoes Ireland's dark history: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
as a current new york times employee or former one who was supposed to be covering all of this, let me just say some of you should absolutely trust me when I say there’s no funny business going on with the epstein documents. what reason would I have to say otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
as a current new york times employee or former one who was supposed to be covering all of this, let me just say some of you should absolutely trust me when I say there’s no funny business going on with the epstein documents. what reason would I have to say otherwise
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how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them
March 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them
what’s opening night look like for the michael jackson movie. who would you see if you peeked in there. i’ll tell you who you won’t see: jeffrey epstein. while he is also a pedophile, he was killed years ago in a cover-up by other pedophiles, and will be unable to see pedophile coverup: the movie
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
what’s opening night look like for the michael jackson movie. who would you see if you peeked in there. i’ll tell you who you won’t see: jeffrey epstein. while he is also a pedophile, he was killed years ago in a cover-up by other pedophiles, and will be unable to see pedophile coverup: the movie
i’m walking to lunch and there’s a lot of people walking around weird, like ps1 animations. sound off in someone else’s mentions if you saw someone who looked like they forgot how to walk today
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i’m walking to lunch and there’s a lot of people walking around weird, like ps1 animations. sound off in someone else’s mentions if you saw someone who looked like they forgot how to walk today
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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Today I learned there are people who think cities are just big office buildings lol
if you cant go in to the office 3 days a week then you really can't complain when cities are hollowed out. cities are places where ppl work and network. getting rid of that makes cities useless
And it's usually something like "but that's not what the literal DNC does!" as if I don't know, as someone who has worked on Dem campaigns, sometimes in conjunction with the DNC what they do. So I'm going to be very specific here: this is the DNC being shitty: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Today I learned there are people who think cities are just big office buildings lol
lyft driver has their music at the lowest possible volume and i can still make it out. i know this song like the back of my hand. why, you ask?
enjoying the fact that someone somewhere has been wandering around thinking this is true
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
lyft driver has their music at the lowest possible volume and i can still make it out. i know this song like the back of my hand. why, you ask?
this is what they heard when they dug a hole to hell in siberia
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
this is what they heard when they dug a hole to hell in siberia
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From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
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Tiny Walgreens. Smallgreens.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Tiny Walgreens. Smallgreens.
big walgreens. Mallgreens
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
big walgreens. Mallgreens
jeb bush’s comms director and obama’s eighth best speechwriter snickering in between union busting disputes
1. @jonfavs.bsky.social dared me to post this here.
2. sometimes fighting smart is more important than shouting FIGHT HARDER into the ether!
xoxoxo
2. sometimes fighting smart is more important than shouting FIGHT HARDER into the ether!
xoxoxo
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
jeb bush’s comms director and obama’s eighth best speechwriter snickering in between union busting disputes
this is the internal monologue of anyone older than me
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
this is the internal monologue of anyone older than me
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the timeline is a downer today so I will update everyone with some good news: this morning I beat the devil to death with a pipe
August 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
the timeline is a downer today so I will update everyone with some good news: this morning I beat the devil to death with a pipe
lol at the replies saying it must be a russian bot farm stirring up resentment. have you ever lived in a city where they tried to expand public transportation to a Nice Part of Town
"The more-than-300 comments responding to that anonymous post are full of mothers looking for property in New Jersey or Florida, predicting that Mamdani’s promise to make buses free will lead criminals to rape and kill innocent passengers."
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
Upper East Side Moms Are Melting Down Over Mamdani
A 35,000-person Facebook group devolved into panic and infighting after the mayoral election.
www.thecut.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
lol at the replies saying it must be a russian bot farm stirring up resentment. have you ever lived in a city where they tried to expand public transportation to a Nice Part of Town