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i’m in heaven now
that’s not how he said the line. it was different before. something changed
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
intro for a sitcom pilot i worked on back in 2014. what could have been…
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
went running in the pitch blackness getting lit up like cryptids by passing cars and imagining the ac/dc guy screaming “night rolf”
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
how nasty do you think this one is
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
oh great i can sing along
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Migrant Mother (2025)
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
a distraught donald trump has commandeered a tanker truck carrying 11,000 gallons of gasoline and is currently leading police on a high speed chase down I-295
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i’m so tired of these bears talking about their hole
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“i’m helping!”
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i fuckin wish
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
oh my god…
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
this is what they heard when they dug a hole to hell in siberia
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
this is the internal monologue of anyone older than me
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
how aren’t they just run out of town
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
sike
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
wow. i got a two piece nuggets from mcdonald’s and when i opened the box these two hopped out
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
came across a 2005 album where the top track opened with jay-z doing an insanely corny freestyle with no backing track
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
reported this racist loser jealous of a much better artist and almost immediately got a notification that it didn’t break any rules (the pics are much worse). I bet Hitler’s basing would have looked like shit too
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I strongly believe people should be proud of every model they finish regardless of their skill level and also that if someone puts this level of painting on the table they should just have better stats
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
go on…
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
lol
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM