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Coach Finstock
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Football. Basketball. Cream cheese.

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If you only like sports, you will be annoyed by my political posting. If you only like political posting, you will be annoyed by my sports posting.

Basically if you follow me you are guaranteed to be annoyed.
My HS girlfriend ended up on Blue Bloods playing Lou Diamond Phillips wife and I remember her telling me "I couldn't stop thinking about that La Bamba poster I had in my room growing up and like, this man is too old for me"
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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This is how they are framing him saying that he had not been read his rights until he got into the court room
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The International Waters of CFB
hold up

is there just no penalty for committing any sort of foul on a returned interception/blocked kick in overtime??????

like how would they enforce it?

the ref just said "by rule the penalty is declined"
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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I’d strongly consider Al Harris for this job
NEWS: The Cowboys are firing DC Matt Eberflus, per source.

Dallas will now be searching for its fourth defensive coordinator in four seasons after dismissing the ex-Bears head coach.
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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They should just clean house imo
Schultz: Jayden Daniels, key Commanders offensive players disappointed with team’s decision to part ways with OC Kliff Kingsbury.

Daniels among those blindsided by move.
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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still smoking on that Babbitt pack
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Step 1: ✔️
December 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This looks like the cold open to an SVU ep, I'm waiting for Ice T to open that dumpster and gasp
For sale: High-heeled shoes, never worn.
January 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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For sale: High-heeled shoes, never worn.
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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I have it on good authority that the original utterer of "Here's five dollars, Loretta, now go fuck yourself" was neither Robert Mitchum nor Ethel Merman but Irene Dunne.

(And happy birthday again, Loretta.)
Loretta and Irene
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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trump did january 6th. republicans did january 6th. violent traitors did january 6th. they stormed the capitol, destroyed the building and threatened to kill members of congress. ashli babbitt was a violent insurrectionist. the capitol police protected people. these are truths we need to repeat.
January 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Terrorists have taken over the U.S. Capitol.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.

If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Born and raised in Philadelphia with partial season tickets in the 700 level for 6 years so yes, and I've been to see Judge Seamus. What's funny is if you threw a bottle or a punch up there you'd hear a chorus of ITS SEAMMMMUSSS TIIIIME from other people in your section
Have you ever been ejected from a sporting event? Player, Fan, whatever? I would love to hear your stories.
Ive been tossed from games a bunch of times. Got ejected as a player and a fan multiple times. Also, I was never wrong, THEY were wrong, fuckin assholes.
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Absolutely no one and I mean no one wants this. I'm a gamer have been since the 2600, probably my most consistent hobby over the years. Nobody wants this. There are even arguments about whether their should be "easy mode"! Now the game plays itself? Why not watch a movie? There's no game anymore
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Wut. The cops blew up half of West Philadelphia on live TV and no one gave a shit
January 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Waymo is Google and when you realize they're forcing this shit on you like Gemini, it starts to make sense.

More cars are not the answer but that's exactly what Waymo is trying to sell you. And they are dangerous af. Most of driving is not rule/law following, it is reasoning. They can't do that.
It’s certainly possible that AVs could reduce future crashes. But it’s not a given, and they definitely don’t offer the only (or optimal) way to do so.

Consider: Several European cities have gone a full year without any traffic deaths. None relied on robotaxis to do it.
Helsinki went a full year without a traffic death. How did they do it?
Nordic capitals keep showing how we can eliminate traffic fatalities.
www.zmescience.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
What's funny here is even normies know exactly what they saw on J6. Trump is specifically changing this story in places normal humans don't bother to look while he rewrites history. No ordinary taxpayer is logging on to Whitehouse dot gov to see what he's doing and Jabba knows it
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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ME: how did you walk from the Venetian to the LVCC in 20 minutes?
@bishonentype.bsky.social: I’m gay
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Bolsonaro single-handedly keeping Brazils healthcare industry afloat
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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POWER HAT
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Every post I make is specifically about you. Every time I say something that excludes your very narrow personal experience, that was intentional. You owe me an apology (you know what you did) and then maybe I will stop making every post about you.
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
You ass he's the goddamn president right now
But the attack failed because of the courage of public servants who gave proof through the night that our flag was still there by refusing to bend to pressure, threats, or intimidation. On that day, the Constitution held and we kept the Republic.
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Joe Schoen famously let Saquon walk and handed his division rivals a Superbowl and kept his fucking job. the Giants are not a serious organization
They’re gonna put in a request for a guy named Klimt Kubiok with six fingers on each hand
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Oh shit this is that guy I call Sonny from It's A Living. I guess he's a dick to lots of people
introducing AskBeeves, a Chrome extension for Bluesky that displays how many people you're following are blocked or blocked by a user in their profile. 100% vibecoded with Claude Code, use at own risk and so forth.

github.com/PropterMalon...
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM