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Coach Finstock
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If you only like sports, you will be annoyed by my political posting. If you only like political posting, you will be annoyed by my sports posting.

Basically if you follow me you are guaranteed to be annoyed.
Wtf the Spurs won? I turned it off when they were down like 15 in the 4th. Man that's a real team. Gonna make some noise.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
THE Rec Specs guys this guy helped out a lot of little leaguers with glasses feel slightly less dorky. Respect
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Talent on the Eagles roster constantly bailing out their coaching staff is not a workable situation when you play good teams in the playoffs. Vic side of the ball playing lights out but no Kellen Moore or Shane Steichen this year on the other side of the ball and that has has me fucking nervous
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Well the good news for the Eagles is they get to derp around the NFC East with the Giants and Commanders and Cowboys while the Rams Seahawks and Niners throw haymakers at each other trying to win the division
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Eagles only up 3 against an offense that has almost no starters at the skill spots makes me fucking worried about the rest of the season
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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what in the blue hell is in the wire tonight
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE NBA TONIGHT?!?!?!
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Backlash from whom? People on Twitter? Lmao.

Although I love seeing that the Lions are now the Twitter MAGA faves because ARSB is a Trump guy
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lmaoo this is still the gameplan every week.
Is this because Nick and the boys don't know how to evolve the offense and can't just run the same 6 plays and ask Saquon to get 150 yards on pure skill every fucking week or is it no that's gotta be part of it
Eagles are the NFL's second pass heaviest team (trailing only KC) over the past two weeks. That's a full blown crisis.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Adam Schiff from California voting against hemp lmao dude
Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products:
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ball don't lie. That's what you get for being a weak ass mf and punting there Matt
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me watching the Eagles running the same play over and over out of the shotgun even though they have had much more success the last few weeks under center and wanting to eat a bucket of nails
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Me pitching Eagles Packers
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Nick Sirianni complaining to the refs about a missed false start
a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal written on the bottom
Alt: a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Swear to god in HS my coach said "tails always fails" and our LB said "it's tails never fails coach" and he said "shit really? I don't know WHAT to do then"
Jordan Mailata forgot that tails never fails.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It's gonna be Grok

"You are clear on ze runway heil Hitler"
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just not willing to break up with gambling. Sexting gambling at 3am "u up" even though it gave me herpes
MLB announces that all authorized betting partners will now cap wagers on pitch-level bets at $200 and exclude them from parlays. Pitch-level bets, you may remember, are the kind Clase, Ortiz, and their co-conspirators allegedly exploited.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
They really elected a guy named Angus who looks like the most Angus anyone has ever been. Frumpy suit, looks like Doc Brown trying to dress up and comb his hair so he can look respectable and get a loan from the bank to build another time machine
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Axios
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Cop having to tell his cop buddies he got beat by a minivan
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sorry but it is always hilarious when I see Wiener Schnitzel (called Milanesa) on an Argentinian menu

Helen kills it as usual. Enjoy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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It feels inelegant to say you should read my latest review because it’s very negative. You should read my latest review because it’s insane. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
La Boca Is All Smoke, No Fire
The Argentinean chef Francis Mallmann is notorious for his love of cooking over open flames. With his New York début, he fizzles out.
www.newyorker.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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This one is a Bluesky special. On HANG UP AND LISTEN, we've got @netw3rk.bsky.social joining us to discuss a topic that's been on my mind for months: Why was so much of the NYC mayoral election about the New York Knicks? slate.com/podcasts/han...
Politics, But Make It Bing Bong
How the Knicks captured New York and its top politicians
slate.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Reminds me of this brilliant spot for the Oregon lottery from like 20 years ago
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM