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weary papa
wife got nervous because i ducked into the other room with my laptop and answered a lot of questions on a video call about the family's eating patterns. she thought it was medical-related. but in fact i had signed up for a focus group about mayonnaise
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
i love watching common birds flock to my backyard. i hope Kayleigh Dray doesn't come along and fuck my whole shit right the fuck up
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.

Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
wife requested i make Nashville Hot Chicken for our last night of Flu Vacation. who am i.. to deny spice.. to a wife...
January 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
@aynrandy.boontavista.com i found a massage gun for my wife for 5.99 at our local thrift store, and tild her about the Pussy Hammer Intro to Boonta Vista, and she's now referring to it as such: "fetch me the Pussy Hammer, please"
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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this was always the quote from The Iraq War runup that stuck with me the most, total lack of logic or strategy, completely evaporating international goodwill and billions of dollars so a few dozen horrible guys in well-furnished offices can briefly feel the saucy little thrill of committing murder
Michael Ledeen, one of the leading neocon pushers of the illegal Iraq invasion has passed away. He infamously said:

“Every ten years or so, the United States needs to pick up some small crappy little country and throw it against the wall, just to show the world we mean business.”
May 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
at some point my college gf wasn't sure if she'd heard "Where Is My Mind," so i sang it to see if it sounded familiar to her, and at "I was swimmin in the Caribbean / animals were hiding behind the rock / except the little fish," she was like "YOU ARE MAKING THIS UP RIGHT NOW"
January 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
my sick 8-year-old just shuffled over, blanket over her head and shoulders like a little urchin, face all pale with dark-circled eyes, and in a tiny voice, asked "papa?" I said "hey baby girl, what do you need?" and she asked "can you download Kesha's 'Tik Tok' for the ipod?"
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
dudes bleeding out on the battlefield keep being like "cold.. I'm so cold..." it's like okay?? maybe dress for the frickin weather???
January 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Punish The Corrupt Tour 2026
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
did my annual new years day polar plunge in the river and had to walk beyond the waterfall to find a bit where the water wasn't completely frozen solid. got back inside, and my 5-year-old was like "aww.. i want to go in the river too" and i was like "NO YOU DON'T"
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
i think AI will soon prompt a resurgence in appreciation for Moshfegh's "Eileen", as readers seek to remind themselves that there is value in paying careful, obsessive attention to the sensations of being a human soul grown of a human body, and the ways being incarnated is unhinged as fuck
January 1, 2026 at 8:49 AM
more death guard stuff, TZEENTCH BOYS DNI
December 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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A Theory of Slop
What it is and why
the.vane.fyi
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
not that hard to make your kid smile actually
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I just had to draw this one! (done tonight for Dune drawing jam at Hugo House)
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked

rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
secret menu alert! throw a dust bunny into your cup to try Gatorade With Pulp
December 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
dropped a container of broth and instinctively made a plaintive noise that sounded like James Cagney taking Poison Damage
December 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
mike fossey had a million good tweets but this is probably the one i think about the most, doing woodworking post-2010ish
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
a 26-foot tall sessile alien that exists not as a character but as part of the set, just to create the right atmosphere. i think about that glorious example of human art, and then i think about hollywood greenscreen flatlit fix-it-in-post modern moviemaking, and i kinda deflate
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
roommate and I were on the Subway and Philip Seymour Hoffman got on. We gave him that inquisitive-spaniel head tilt as if to say "are you Philip Seymour Hoffman?" and he gave a curt nod as if to say "yes now please don't be fucking weird about it" and we nodded back and that was that
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM