i like how i can pinpoint when my aunt's funeral was because i was thinking about little 40k guys while looking in the coffin
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touching the inside of an old guy's ear at the dmv and asking "this shit reikland, brother?"

Grant Morrison's obsession with psychic magic stuff means this page might actually transmit through the æther and induce an aneurysm

Mr Wyman, the world cries out to see you painting tiny little guys

adds a nice little sweet counterpoint to the heavy saltiness, like pineapple breaking up pepperoni

we usually do this the weekend after thanksgiving and it's good but in the way of like.. having too many cigarettes and one more beer at 1am when you don't want to go home quite yet

you know i keep that thing on me

a couple months ago, i think i mildly alienated an acquaintance by calling ChatGPT "an abomination" after she said she'd been chatting with it, but having just read the Zane Shamblin suicide story, i don't think there's any level of anti-ChatGPT vitriol that would be too much

my favorite aspect of the first one was how much Batman seems like Just Some Weird Guy, and then Riddler is also Just Some Weird Guy, so I'm hoping the next villain's Ventriloquist and they keep up the theme Some Guys Are Just Weird Little Guys

that's all the food groups thats the full pyramid

if you haven't seen the Simpsons tales about trying to work with him, they're great www.avclub.com/simpsons-wri...

me when i tell them they've had too much halloween candy lately so tonight's dessert is either ice cream or nothing