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R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin
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I write stuff, I have rats.
She/Her. Trans. Really tall. T4T.
Spicy brain, even spicier medical history

(I rarely post about UK politics and not at all about US politics. Just FYI).
Walked up some stairs. Completely knackered now but am physically capable of going home (we have a first floor flat for now) physios are saying i should be home by thr weekend. Then can recover and maybe have home physio visits
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
And I would walk 500 Centimeters is probably my next goal

TBH I think I can, my legs are decent, its just fatigue and balance/fine motor control
I'm Gonna Be - The Proclaimers seems to be a serious omission from this list.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Someone had fun with the acronym
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A Missy Elliot Branded Ice Cream Van called "Get your Free Cone"
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Songs I've been tempted to put on my physiotherapy playlist on song title alone.
One Foot in Front of the Other - Emilie Autumn
Get up Stand up- Bob Marley and the Wailers
Walk this Way: Run DMC Feat. Aerosmith
Keep on Running: The Spencer Davis Group
Walk- Pantera
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Yes but make it gay
RETVRN to stupidly horny hand-painted schlocky sword-and-sorcery covers
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Brianna Ghey's murder weapon was a sharpened Samsung Galaxy A55 apparently, who knew
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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"Zealously Pro Palestinian party"

Genocide is bad actually.
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My ambitious goal is to be discharged by the 22nd November. Because its Dursley Winter Pride in my lil home town. Even if I have to march in a fucking chair, I want to go
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
DontsayitDontsayitDontsayitDontsayit

Kick go spinny
kidd bandit highlight reel!

pls share 🤘😜
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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kidd bandit highlight reel!

pls share 🤘😜
July 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hospital wifi isn't liking Google Drive, so its a plan things on a pad of paper kind of day.

Next step in Physio is to walk outside of my room today :) Genuinely looking forward to it.

Dont know if I should have but I walked unaided over to my rooms lightswitch in the night :)
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Please know that every comic you read that I've written is written on this ridiculous thing
March 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The most owned man of all time.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I am an ARTIST
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Walked across my hospital room today. With a reasonably normal gait. Knackered now but fuck yeah
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Bonus: baby Viktor on hind legs circa spring 2023

Aged about 3 months?
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Want to do games marathon to raise money for sick leave. Move or wheelchair potentially. Have no PC to stream (chromebook, steam deck, ancient Mac) bugger
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
First two lynda Barry drawings.

A portrait
.... as an astronaut
.... turning into an animal

The latter is just a crude #fursona

Am I a #furry now?
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I would love to see someone executing a 'standing spear'

Kind of like an RKO out of nowhere...but, you know, good.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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A standing spear, which is when you hug your opponent’s tummy
Tony Schiavonne: " A Running Spear!" [from Thekla

Is there any other type of spear ? (Genuine question)

#AEW #AEWcollision
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM