Johnny
@johnnny.bsky.social
head of brand and creative dir at annapurna
A new YouTube event horizon has been pulling me in
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A new YouTube event horizon has been pulling me in
is this place still alive
October 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
is this place still alive
where did the Eddie Brandt’s collection go??
February 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
where did the Eddie Brandt’s collection go??
Apple has this horrible monstrosity of a hamburger as the poster for The Founder.
Look at those onions ! wtf is going on here
Look at those onions ! wtf is going on here
February 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Apple has this horrible monstrosity of a hamburger as the poster for The Founder.
Look at those onions ! wtf is going on here
Look at those onions ! wtf is going on here
13 year old daughter learning chords on the same guitar I learned on at 13
January 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
13 year old daughter learning chords on the same guitar I learned on at 13
a cool maneuver is to always buy 3 tickets to any big show/event on Ticketmaster,
then sell the 2 on stub hub.... keeping the middle one for yourself, and then attend the event and refuse to move.
then sell the 2 on stub hub.... keeping the middle one for yourself, and then attend the event and refuse to move.
January 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
a cool maneuver is to always buy 3 tickets to any big show/event on Ticketmaster,
then sell the 2 on stub hub.... keeping the middle one for yourself, and then attend the event and refuse to move.
then sell the 2 on stub hub.... keeping the middle one for yourself, and then attend the event and refuse to move.
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There's a bigger conversation here about how capitalism has turned people into soulless vessels who morph human suffering into a commodity but the real point I'm trying to make here is if you created these thumbnails and videos you should have your head blown smoove off
January 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
There's a bigger conversation here about how capitalism has turned people into soulless vessels who morph human suffering into a commodity but the real point I'm trying to make here is if you created these thumbnails and videos you should have your head blown smoove off
Here’s a wild idea. How about don’t put that stuff in there ?
January 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Here’s a wild idea. How about don’t put that stuff in there ?
a couple days ago I was on zero sleep and in the burger place drive-thru I said very earnestly to the guy
“hey can you give me some ketchup because I don’t have any on me”
and now my wife won’t stop saying it for the rest of my life.
“hey can you give me some ketchup because I don’t have any on me”
and now my wife won’t stop saying it for the rest of my life.
January 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
a couple days ago I was on zero sleep and in the burger place drive-thru I said very earnestly to the guy
“hey can you give me some ketchup because I don’t have any on me”
and now my wife won’t stop saying it for the rest of my life.
“hey can you give me some ketchup because I don’t have any on me”
and now my wife won’t stop saying it for the rest of my life.
pretty great that they gave this affliction a name that the afflicted are completely unable to pronounce
January 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
pretty great that they gave this affliction a name that the afflicted are completely unable to pronounce
I still think about him
January 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I still think about him
found this today pretty good
January 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
found this today pretty good
A message for my hater
January 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A message for my hater
I hate that they make us do this ourselves
December 31, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I hate that they make us do this ourselves
Going to the gym so I can eat all of these with confidence
December 30, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Going to the gym so I can eat all of these with confidence
There’s a steel shipping container in Saint Denis - and if you hide in there, cops will just climb in one by one and you can stack em high.
I made it to 45 dead cops.
I made it to 45 dead cops.
December 26, 2024 at 11:36 PM
There’s a steel shipping container in Saint Denis - and if you hide in there, cops will just climb in one by one and you can stack em high.
I made it to 45 dead cops.
I made it to 45 dead cops.
Plato's allegory of the goon cave
December 26, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Plato's allegory of the goon cave
Walking around the docks in Saint Denis spam greeting everyone for +morality because I just killed 56 cops in town square
December 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Walking around the docks in Saint Denis spam greeting everyone for +morality because I just killed 56 cops in town square
Nobody knows I coined bert derner nert
Put it on my tombstone
Put it on my tombstone
December 17, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Nobody knows I coined bert derner nert
Put it on my tombstone
Put it on my tombstone
I’m on the phone with Blue Shield of California asking about a denied claim, and I have never felt more in control of a conversation this woman is ON EDGE
December 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I’m on the phone with Blue Shield of California asking about a denied claim, and I have never felt more in control of a conversation this woman is ON EDGE