georgia-lux
@georgialux.bsky.social
liminal space cadet | née "troughofluxury"
(they) en/jp bilingual | avatar by my grandma
(they) en/jp bilingual | avatar by my grandma
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georgia-lux
@georgialux.bsky.social
· Aug 3
why don't you say it to my face, coward?
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
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the woke mob has me terrified to admit my dog's name is Becquerel Mancreme
October 22, 2024 at 3:47 AM
the woke mob has me terrified to admit my dog's name is Becquerel Mancreme
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great news my husband is learning to swim just as soon as we decide which of his four current skills to delete to make room
April 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
great news my husband is learning to swim just as soon as we decide which of his four current skills to delete to make room
just remembered i straight up fell off a bar stool slapstick style last night
sure don't remember posting any of that last night lol
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 PM
just remembered i straight up fell off a bar stool slapstick style last night
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you couldn't name your child character "Titty Walker of the Swallows" anymore, because of woke
January 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
you couldn't name your child character "Titty Walker of the Swallows" anymore, because of woke
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woke up with the phrase "casting dispel on my haters in the dungeon of success" dancing in my brain
October 26, 2024 at 2:20 PM
woke up with the phrase "casting dispel on my haters in the dungeon of success" dancing in my brain
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i facetime you but keep making motorcycle noises. my face is smeared with a weird amber substance and i keep repeating that i'm "off that grub-grub"
April 13, 2024 at 11:53 PM
i facetime you but keep making motorcycle noises. my face is smeared with a weird amber substance and i keep repeating that i'm "off that grub-grub"
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lol nice hell you're trapped in bro. is it of your own making???
August 20, 2023 at 8:02 PM
lol nice hell you're trapped in bro. is it of your own making???
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Today for something different here's a couple of Mario Bros. illustrations by Ishihara Gojin featured on Famitsu magazine depicting their life in their early years. It's quite a funny read! Restored by removing text/other elements, applying the usual upscale/clean/retouch combo.
February 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Today for something different here's a couple of Mario Bros. illustrations by Ishihara Gojin featured on Famitsu magazine depicting their life in their early years. It's quite a funny read! Restored by removing text/other elements, applying the usual upscale/clean/retouch combo.
i am a simple creature i see a delicious treat with adorable mofusand packaging i buy it
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
i am a simple creature i see a delicious treat with adorable mofusand packaging i buy it
this is just me cruising Shimbashi for sexually adventurous salarymen
February 17, 2026 at 12:03 PM
this is just me cruising Shimbashi for sexually adventurous salarymen
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microwaving an entire bagged loaf of sandwich bread for several minutes to unleash the power of Dark Toast
January 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
microwaving an entire bagged loaf of sandwich bread for several minutes to unleash the power of Dark Toast
the Mechanized Exosuit Offensive Weapon -- MEOW for short
It's so much harder to clip my cat's toenails when she's wearing her combat exoskeleton
February 17, 2026 at 11:46 AM
the Mechanized Exosuit Offensive Weapon -- MEOW for short
one of my favorite little language differences is that in Japanese "life insurance" translates as the far more accurate "death insurance" (死亡保険)
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
one of my favorite little language differences is that in Japanese "life insurance" translates as the far more accurate "death insurance" (死亡保険)
whole country going apeshit for the figure skating gold winner pair. just goes to show there's nothing a 4'9" lady and a dude with a lazy eye can't accomplish when they combine their formidable talents
February 17, 2026 at 5:26 AM
whole country going apeshit for the figure skating gold winner pair. just goes to show there's nothing a 4'9" lady and a dude with a lazy eye can't accomplish when they combine their formidable talents
sure don't remember posting any of that last night lol
February 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
sure don't remember posting any of that last night lol
fascinating to look at family history. amazing how few generations you have to go to see a death from an otherwise preventable disease. my great grandmother's sister died of Pussy Fell Out-itis
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
fascinating to look at family history. amazing how few generations you have to go to see a death from an otherwise preventable disease. my great grandmother's sister died of Pussy Fell Out-itis
making out with the homie is a level 3 homosexual spell
February 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
making out with the homie is a level 3 homosexual spell
sorry boss i was making out with the cutest homie
[boss fuming, chomping his cigar in half, mashing the "they can't get away with this" button]
[boss fuming, chomping his cigar in half, mashing the "they can't get away with this" button]
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
sorry boss i was making out with the cutest homie
[boss fuming, chomping his cigar in half, mashing the "they can't get away with this" button]
[boss fuming, chomping his cigar in half, mashing the "they can't get away with this" button]
calling in to work with "makeout syndrome"
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
calling in to work with "makeout syndrome"
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captain-planet-esque gestalt spirit projected by 5 stoners on a hot couch
January 4, 2024 at 1:20 AM
captain-planet-esque gestalt spirit projected by 5 stoners on a hot couch
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i REBUKE the Muppets. the Felt Pretenders have no sway over me or the indomitable castle of my soul
May 6, 2024 at 7:37 PM
i REBUKE the Muppets. the Felt Pretenders have no sway over me or the indomitable castle of my soul
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getting hammer-brother'ed in the koopa castle bathroom
July 21, 2024 at 12:56 AM
getting hammer-brother'ed in the koopa castle bathroom
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Dracula's Castle is hiring... $28.00 an hour if you work in the upside-down castle...
September 24, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Dracula's Castle is hiring... $28.00 an hour if you work in the upside-down castle...
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