georgia-lux
@georgialux.bsky.social
liminal space cadet | née "troughofluxury"
(they) en/jp bilingual | avatar by my grandma
(they) en/jp bilingual | avatar by my grandma
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georgia-lux
@georgialux.bsky.social
· Aug 3
why don't you say it to my face, coward?
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
fascinating to look at family history. amazing how few generations you have to go to see a death from an otherwise preventable disease. my great grandmother's sister died of Pussy Fell Out-itis
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
fascinating to look at family history. amazing how few generations you have to go to see a death from an otherwise preventable disease. my great grandmother's sister died of Pussy Fell Out-itis
making out with the homie is a level 3 homosexual spell
February 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
making out with the homie is a level 3 homosexual spell
sorry boss i was making out with the cutest homie
[boss fuming, chomping his cigar in half, mashing the "they can't get away with this" button]
[boss fuming, chomping his cigar in half, mashing the "they can't get away with this" button]
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
sorry boss i was making out with the cutest homie
[boss fuming, chomping his cigar in half, mashing the "they can't get away with this" button]
[boss fuming, chomping his cigar in half, mashing the "they can't get away with this" button]
calling in to work with "makeout syndrome"
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
calling in to work with "makeout syndrome"
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captain-planet-esque gestalt spirit projected by 5 stoners on a hot couch
January 4, 2024 at 1:20 AM
captain-planet-esque gestalt spirit projected by 5 stoners on a hot couch
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i REBUKE the Muppets. the Felt Pretenders have no sway over me or the indomitable castle of my soul
May 6, 2024 at 7:37 PM
i REBUKE the Muppets. the Felt Pretenders have no sway over me or the indomitable castle of my soul
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getting hammer-brother'ed in the koopa castle bathroom
July 21, 2024 at 12:56 AM
getting hammer-brother'ed in the koopa castle bathroom
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Dracula's Castle is hiring... $28.00 an hour if you work in the upside-down castle...
September 24, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Dracula's Castle is hiring... $28.00 an hour if you work in the upside-down castle...
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the 1966 Ougon Bat movie starring Sonny Chiba is streaming free for a few weeks
黄金バット[公式]
YouTube video by 東映シアターオンライン
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 9:17 AM
the 1966 Ougon Bat movie starring Sonny Chiba is streaming free for a few weeks
time for another installment of "mysterious barely audible music drifting over the Tokyo suburbs"
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 AM
time for another installment of "mysterious barely audible music drifting over the Tokyo suburbs"
suddenly overcome with an urgent need to listen to Self's tremendous Pixies slant-cover Titanic
sElf - Titanic
YouTube video by TavzAttaque
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 AM
suddenly overcome with an urgent need to listen to Self's tremendous Pixies slant-cover Titanic
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bro seems a little... you know... "agentic"
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
bro seems a little... you know... "agentic"
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opening a restaurant with only these three items on the menu
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
opening a restaurant with only these three items on the menu
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seating is limited in the mummy's chamber! after you have received your curse, please move along in a prompt fashion so other patrons may enter
September 18, 2023 at 3:44 AM
seating is limited in the mummy's chamber! after you have received your curse, please move along in a prompt fashion so other patrons may enter
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MINOR CURSE: Your friends and colleagues begin frequently using the word "granular" in progressively inscrutable contexts.
November 9, 2023 at 5:27 PM
MINOR CURSE: Your friends and colleagues begin frequently using the word "granular" in progressively inscrutable contexts.
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alt text: special agent dana scully stares in astonishment at an fbi file labeled "penile outgassing"
January 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
alt text: special agent dana scully stares in astonishment at an fbi file labeled "penile outgassing"
everything i ate in Indonesia was amazing but the hotel having a big pot of congee with salted chicken and fried scallion and zha cai put out for breakfast everyday is the thing i am gonna truly miss
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
everything i ate in Indonesia was amazing but the hotel having a big pot of congee with salted chicken and fried scallion and zha cai put out for breakfast everyday is the thing i am gonna truly miss
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i know that's right!!!
October 28, 2023 at 12:06 AM
i know that's right!!!
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regaling a group of dead-eyed schoolchildren with the daring exploits of Jumpkicsticles the Spartan Ninja
January 5, 2024 at 6:54 PM
regaling a group of dead-eyed schoolchildren with the daring exploits of Jumpkicsticles the Spartan Ninja
a delicious bag of FRENCH FRIES 2000 contains not one but TWO little thimbles of sambal to accompany your hollow tubes of extruded Pringlematter
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
a delicious bag of FRENCH FRIES 2000 contains not one but TWO little thimbles of sambal to accompany your hollow tubes of extruded Pringlematter
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dividing my life since puberty into three eras:
-If I Don't Jack Off Every Day I'm Gonna Die
-Pure Jacker's Freedom (Interregnum)
-If I Jacked Off Every Day I'd Be Dead In A Week
-If I Don't Jack Off Every Day I'm Gonna Die
-Pure Jacker's Freedom (Interregnum)
-If I Jacked Off Every Day I'd Be Dead In A Week
April 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
dividing my life since puberty into three eras:
-If I Don't Jack Off Every Day I'm Gonna Die
-Pure Jacker's Freedom (Interregnum)
-If I Jacked Off Every Day I'd Be Dead In A Week
-If I Don't Jack Off Every Day I'm Gonna Die
-Pure Jacker's Freedom (Interregnum)
-If I Jacked Off Every Day I'd Be Dead In A Week
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Happy Valentines Day!
February 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Happy Valentines Day!
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how your email finds me
March 2, 2024 at 8:51 PM
how your email finds me
cheers to Don Bakeshop for their delicious red velvet croissant and for pouring a little cock and balls design on my flat white
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
cheers to Don Bakeshop for their delicious red velvet croissant and for pouring a little cock and balls design on my flat white