woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records
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woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
· Jan 26
if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t
we can’t be having guys named “Markwayne”
Sen. Markwayne Mullin: "We took out an illegitimate president…There can't be regime change if he should have never been put in place to begin with."
Q: "Was the Vice President duly elected?"
Mullin: "I don't know how their elections happen…I don't know how that works."
Q: "Was the Vice President duly elected?"
Mullin: "I don't know how their elections happen…I don't know how that works."
January 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
we can’t be having guys named “Markwayne”
i’ll do it. i’ll reach and invigorate him using the power of Japanese role-playing games
The Ravens are looking for a HC that will "reach" and "invigorate" Lamar Jackson, getting the "absolute most" out of the team's QB
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
i’ll do it. i’ll reach and invigorate him using the power of Japanese role-playing games
gamers of the night roll call
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
gamers of the night roll call
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Hello Sports Fans. At the special request of @dhm.bsky.social, I have ripped a very special tape. Here's an FM RF VHS rip of Best Of SportsCenter With Chris Berman, a compilation of the best moments in 1991 on ESPN, extracted via a Domesday Duplicator. Enjoy. archive.org/details/best...
January 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Hello Sports Fans. At the special request of @dhm.bsky.social, I have ripped a very special tape. Here's an FM RF VHS rip of Best Of SportsCenter With Chris Berman, a compilation of the best moments in 1991 on ESPN, extracted via a Domesday Duplicator. Enjoy. archive.org/details/best...
thinking about this again youtu.be/AqK7MslWrEg?...
OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 | Decisive Battle 0
YouTube video by Square Enix
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
thinking about this again youtu.be/AqK7MslWrEg?...
i don’t even know if this is the right thing to do but it felt like they had to do SOMETHING
🚨 🚨 🚨
The Ravens and long-time decorated head coach John Harbaugh are parting ways after days of discussion, per The Insiders.
Major decision in Baltimore.
The Ravens and long-time decorated head coach John Harbaugh are parting ways after days of discussion, per The Insiders.
Major decision in Baltimore.
January 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
i don’t even know if this is the right thing to do but it felt like they had to do SOMETHING
Reminder that girls could be reading your posts at any time. Stay vigilant
January 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Reminder that girls could be reading your posts at any time. Stay vigilant
ordering Jamaican style wings, for my agonies
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
ordering Jamaican style wings, for my agonies
so many people are gonna evaluate his mayorship through the lens of “did he deliver a socialist revolution or not” but honestly if he just does a bunch of stuff like this for 4-8 years i’m good
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
so many people are gonna evaluate his mayorship through the lens of “did he deliver a socialist revolution or not” but honestly if he just does a bunch of stuff like this for 4-8 years i’m good
Maduro’s gonna beat the charges and me and the boys are gonna take him on a bar crawl around Bed-Stuy to celebrate
January 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Maduro’s gonna beat the charges and me and the boys are gonna take him on a bar crawl around Bed-Stuy to celebrate
they’re calling the 2024 washington commanders the fakest NFL team of all time
January 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
they’re calling the 2024 washington commanders the fakest NFL team of all time
seeing people come around on the idea that Rogue One is mid…never wrong, just early
January 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
seeing people come around on the idea that Rogue One is mid…never wrong, just early
the only real opinion i can muster about the sexy isabelle controversy is that a lot of people could stand to reevaluate their relationships with screaming at strangers online. really ask yourself what, if anything, you get from doing that
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
the only real opinion i can muster about the sexy isabelle controversy is that a lot of people could stand to reevaluate their relationships with screaming at strangers online. really ask yourself what, if anything, you get from doing that
i understand why people attribute the whole “fans insisting there’s a secret part 2 to any disappointing finale” thing to the snyder cut, but MGSV act 3 predates that by several years
January 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
i understand why people attribute the whole “fans insisting there’s a secret part 2 to any disappointing finale” thing to the snyder cut, but MGSV act 3 predates that by several years
anime is OUT in 2026. deadwood is IN
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
anime is OUT in 2026. deadwood is IN
a literate adult should not take any longer than ~60 seconds to work their way through a fast food ordering kiosk
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
a literate adult should not take any longer than ~60 seconds to work their way through a fast food ordering kiosk
gamers of the night roll call
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
gamers of the night roll call
normally i don’t like purity testing but i don’t want anyone who doesn’t respect the tulkun to follow me
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
normally i don’t like purity testing but i don’t want anyone who doesn’t respect the tulkun to follow me
you know what kicks ass is not being in Vegas for CES
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
you know what kicks ass is not being in Vegas for CES
People’s Republic of Gamers
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
People’s Republic of Gamers
i am not interested in moralizing about anyone who still primarily posts on twitter but i do not understand the argument that posting on there is in any way more fun than here. it’s full time pvp mode over there, everyone is insanely hostile about everything all the time
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
i am not interested in moralizing about anyone who still primarily posts on twitter but i do not understand the argument that posting on there is in any way more fun than here. it’s full time pvp mode over there, everyone is insanely hostile about everything all the time
i haven’t played any video games in like three days. my chakras are a mess right now
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i haven’t played any video games in like three days. my chakras are a mess right now
they’re calling it the least consequential NBA trade of all time
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
they’re calling it the least consequential NBA trade of all time
it’s a good day to mostly be in or around bed
January 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
it’s a good day to mostly be in or around bed