woke stifler
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i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records
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woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
· Jan 26
if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t
really horrified by the continued and escalating strangulation of Cuba by a global superpower that has absolutely no reason to do so other than pure spite
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
really horrified by the continued and escalating strangulation of Cuba by a global superpower that has absolutely no reason to do so other than pure spite
i learned last night that there’s a Jackass fandom wiki with almost 400 different pages
February 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
i learned last night that there’s a Jackass fandom wiki with almost 400 different pages
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🚨The gen0cide continues in Gaza🚨
We are still homeless , living on the sand without a tent. There is no food; we eat tree leaves. My mother washes our clothes without detergent.
We implore you to donate to us. We need $300 to buy a tent to live in and to buy food & water🤲
chuffed.org/project/1580...
We are still homeless , living on the sand without a tent. There is no food; we eat tree leaves. My mother washes our clothes without detergent.
We implore you to donate to us. We need $300 to buy a tent to live in and to buy food & water🤲
chuffed.org/project/1580...
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 PM
🚨The gen0cide continues in Gaza🚨
We are still homeless , living on the sand without a tent. There is no food; we eat tree leaves. My mother washes our clothes without detergent.
We implore you to donate to us. We need $300 to buy a tent to live in and to buy food & water🤲
chuffed.org/project/1580...
We are still homeless , living on the sand without a tent. There is no food; we eat tree leaves. My mother washes our clothes without detergent.
We implore you to donate to us. We need $300 to buy a tent to live in and to buy food & water🤲
chuffed.org/project/1580...
if i was at someone’s house and they said anything about a “rumpus room” i would leave and call the police
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
if i was at someone’s house and they said anything about a “rumpus room” i would leave and call the police
man Nintendo games look so good now youtu.be/QYYC3h4voCA?...
Mario Tennis Fever — Opening Cinematic — Nintendo Switch 2
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
man Nintendo games look so good now youtu.be/QYYC3h4voCA?...
i don’t like to make these sorts of judgments off one game but i think you can look at all four postseason games the Patriots played and comfortably say the easy schedule criticism of Maye was, on some level, accurate
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i don’t like to make these sorts of judgments off one game but i think you can look at all four postseason games the Patriots played and comfortably say the easy schedule criticism of Maye was, on some level, accurate
they got too many Jelly Roll variants these days. it’s wild how the conservative image of a model American is now a fat guy with face tattoos
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
they got too many Jelly Roll variants these days. it’s wild how the conservative image of a model American is now a fat guy with face tattoos
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Odai is running out of time. Every day without surgery takes away his chance to walk again. This is not a story or pity, it is a real child losing his future right now. One click today can change everything. Please don’t scroll past him.
tinyurl.com/odai-care
He deserves a chance to walk.
tinyurl.com/odai-care
He deserves a chance to walk.
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Odai is running out of time. Every day without surgery takes away his chance to walk again. This is not a story or pity, it is a real child losing his future right now. One click today can change everything. Please don’t scroll past him.
tinyurl.com/odai-care
He deserves a chance to walk.
tinyurl.com/odai-care
He deserves a chance to walk.
shut the fuck up cop
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
shut the fuck up cop
oh man if we’re gonna finally admit Josh McDaniels is overrated count me in
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
oh man if we’re gonna finally admit Josh McDaniels is overrated count me in
this is really a shame. i always thought there was a decent case for giving 3 the Kiwami treatment because even the remaster feels notably older than 4 and 5 in some not-good ways, but this was not the way to do it at all
yakuza kiwami 3 is an insult to the game rgg has purported to remake, its players, the studio's previous quality output and, bewilderingly, women. oh, and the casting of an admitted sex pest. i'm somewhere between dejection and fury.
my review for vgc:
www.videogameschronicle.com/review/yakuz...
my review for vgc:
www.videogameschronicle.com/review/yakuz...
Yakuza Kiwami 3 & Dark Ties review: How not to do a remake | VGC
Sega delivers a disappointing remake built on disdain, not reverence, looking to fix a game that wasn’t broken…
www.videogameschronicle.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
this is really a shame. i always thought there was a decent case for giving 3 the Kiwami treatment because even the remaster feels notably older than 4 and 5 in some not-good ways, but this was not the way to do it at all
the lady gaga pokemon ad was cute but the pokemon should’ve been greasy and horrifying looking like in the detective pikachu movie
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
the lady gaga pokemon ad was cute but the pokemon should’ve been greasy and horrifying looking like in the detective pikachu movie
I should probably stop giving this shit oxygen but another funny angle to the TPUSA halftime show is all the conservatives being like “fuck the gay woke NFL!” but also they’re still watching the game
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I should probably stop giving this shit oxygen but another funny angle to the TPUSA halftime show is all the conservatives being like “fuck the gay woke NFL!” but also they’re still watching the game
i didn’t take on Kiwami 3 for review but boy it sounds rough
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
i didn’t take on Kiwami 3 for review but boy it sounds rough
it’s easy and right to be mad or laugh at the 12 million people who watched the TPUSA halftime show but mostly it just makes me sad. all of those people just can’t accept that they aren’t the only people in the world
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
it’s easy and right to be mad or laugh at the 12 million people who watched the TPUSA halftime show but mostly it just makes me sad. all of those people just can’t accept that they aren’t the only people in the world
i know MVP is a regular season award but it’s good that it didn’t go to the guy who had the worst individual postseason performance in 25 years imo
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
i know MVP is a regular season award but it’s good that it didn’t go to the guy who had the worst individual postseason performance in 25 years imo
gamers of the night roll call
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
gamers of the night roll call
there’s no way Drake Maye had almost 300 passing yards tonight. that’s what the box score says but i know what i saw
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
there’s no way Drake Maye had almost 300 passing yards tonight. that’s what the box score says but i know what i saw
maye was dogshit in 3/4 playoff games and wasn’t all that good in the other one
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
maye was dogshit in 3/4 playoff games and wasn’t all that good in the other one
[just completely brazenly ignoring that last year happened] this is what happens to the AFC without the chiefs
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
[just completely brazenly ignoring that last year happened] this is what happens to the AFC without the chiefs
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i assume everyone is talking about Kid Rock’s performance
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
i assume everyone is talking about Kid Rock’s performance
we used to watch patrick mahomes in this game
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
we used to watch patrick mahomes in this game