woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records
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woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
· Jan 26
if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t
it’s so important that NYC elected a mayor who used to live tweet sports in all lowercase
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it’s so important that NYC elected a mayor who used to live tweet sports in all lowercase
gamers of the night roll call
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
gamers of the night roll call
Kirby’s Dream Buffet is now on Nintendo Music
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kirby’s Dream Buffet is now on Nintendo Music
electric guitar
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
electric guitar
watching Pluribus. i have no idea what this show is about
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
watching Pluribus. i have no idea what this show is about
i believe everyone who says they’re good but every movie that Yorgos guy makes looks so unappealing to me
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i believe everyone who says they’re good but every movie that Yorgos guy makes looks so unappealing to me
i wonder if “i was having a nice time talking to someone but then they decided i don’t exist anymore without telling me” happened a lot before dating apps existed
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i wonder if “i was having a nice time talking to someone but then they decided i don’t exist anymore without telling me” happened a lot before dating apps existed
i hate when my friends and i encounter a very weak monster with incredibly high evasion that gives you a lot of XP but only if you kill it before it runs away
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i hate when my friends and i encounter a very weak monster with incredibly high evasion that gives you a lot of XP but only if you kill it before it runs away
i have a lot of unhealthy vices and impulses like anyone else but i am very grateful that for whatever reason my brain sees no appeal in nicotine or gambling
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i have a lot of unhealthy vices and impulses like anyone else but i am very grateful that for whatever reason my brain sees no appeal in nicotine or gambling
doing a cultural revolution in America but it mostly involves bringing back UPN and Spike TV
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
doing a cultural revolution in America but it mostly involves bringing back UPN and Spike TV
Yoshi is canonically Guatemalan
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yoshi is canonically Guatemalan
i do think we’re at the point where anyone who ever enjoyed Hamilton owes the rest of us an apology
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i do think we’re at the point where anyone who ever enjoyed Hamilton owes the rest of us an apology
it was so funny when the teaser for the homestuck cartoon came out because it was my first time ever seeing what homestuck looks like after 15 years of hearing about it, and it turns out it looks really stupid and bad
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
it was so funny when the teaser for the homestuck cartoon came out because it was my first time ever seeing what homestuck looks like after 15 years of hearing about it, and it turns out it looks really stupid and bad
insane that they keep putting the Steelers on national TV when the offense has looked like this since like 2019
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
insane that they keep putting the Steelers on national TV when the offense has looked like this since like 2019
gamers of the night roll call
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
gamers of the night roll call
i think chuck schumer is doing a good job. he’s trying really hard
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i think chuck schumer is doing a good job. he’s trying really hard
it’s so crazy that universal health care just stopped being a conversation in mainstream democratic spaces. biden won the nomination, during a pandemic no less, and the discussion was just over i guess
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
it’s so crazy that universal health care just stopped being a conversation in mainstream democratic spaces. biden won the nomination, during a pandemic no less, and the discussion was just over i guess
all time pathetic fourth quarter for the jags defense today
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
all time pathetic fourth quarter for the jags defense today
the bills are 100% going to beat the dolphins today
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the bills are 100% going to beat the dolphins today
Air Riders is fun but the spin move is too easy to do on accident. This controller has four shoulder buttons that aren’t being used for anything, just map it to one of those ffs
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Air Riders is fun but the spin move is too easy to do on accident. This controller has four shoulder buttons that aren’t being used for anything, just map it to one of those ffs
I’m so glad we’re getting four feature film biopics about The Beatles. For far too long this band and its story have toiled in obscurity
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m so glad we’re getting four feature film biopics about The Beatles. For far too long this band and its story have toiled in obscurity
as president i would dismantle the US military and use all of the leftover munitions to create the most kickass fireworks display of all time
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
as president i would dismantle the US military and use all of the leftover munitions to create the most kickass fireworks display of all time
i can’t believe i got ghosted on hinge right after zohran got elected. this just goes to show the limits of electoralism as a strategy
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i can’t believe i got ghosted on hinge right after zohran got elected. this just goes to show the limits of electoralism as a strategy