woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records
the team on the right lost the game
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
the team on the right lost the game
the Pittsburg State Gorillas in Kansas might have the best logo in college sports
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the Pittsburg State Gorillas in Kansas might have the best logo in college sports
“thoughts coming next week” - woke stifler
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“thoughts coming next week” - woke stifler
FYI this guy seems like a reputable local politics and polling understander, in case anyone is in the same boat as me
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
FYI this guy seems like a reputable local politics and polling understander, in case anyone is in the same boat as me
this is a really, uh, selective interpretation of Cuomo’s campaign
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
this is a really, uh, selective interpretation of Cuomo’s campaign
bro Jerry’s big trade was for a guy who wasn’t good enough for the Bengals defense
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
bro Jerry’s big trade was for a guy who wasn’t good enough for the Bengals defense
i miss when youtube videos could only be 10 minutes long
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i miss when youtube videos could only be 10 minutes long
i don’t remember if i’ve shared this on bluesky before but it’s one of my proudest achievements in posting
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i don’t remember if i’ve shared this on bluesky before but it’s one of my proudest achievements in posting
i don’t really like posting photos of myself so if you’re looking for me at the aftermath party, look for this shirt
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i don’t really like posting photos of myself so if you’re looking for me at the aftermath party, look for this shirt
2020 was not a good year but i have a measure of fondness for the level of psychosis my friends and i were at. we saw this mixtape cover and it rewired our brains to the point that we still talk about it five years later
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
2020 was not a good year but i have a measure of fondness for the level of psychosis my friends and i were at. we saw this mixtape cover and it rewired our brains to the point that we still talk about it five years later
[saying this uncomfortably loudly so women can hear] I agree with this.
October 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
[saying this uncomfortably loudly so women can hear] I agree with this.
every football analyst on earth this week: the Commanders don’t stand a chance against the Chiefs on MNF without Jayden Daniels
Chiefs fans who are still unreasonably afraid of Marcus Mariota:
Chiefs fans who are still unreasonably afraid of Marcus Mariota:
October 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
every football analyst on earth this week: the Commanders don’t stand a chance against the Chiefs on MNF without Jayden Daniels
Chiefs fans who are still unreasonably afraid of Marcus Mariota:
Chiefs fans who are still unreasonably afraid of Marcus Mariota:
i love the weird one-off Zelda races that never made it out of the game they were introduced in. weird that they didn’t feel like bringing these fuckers forward
October 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i love the weird one-off Zelda races that never made it out of the game they were introduced in. weird that they didn’t feel like bringing these fuckers forward
well now who’s this sharp dressed man
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
well now who’s this sharp dressed man
this is so funny man. this shouldn’t happen at the professional level
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
this is so funny man. this shouldn’t happen at the professional level
i got to pet three different cats on my way to get breakfast this morning, here is the third one
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i got to pet three different cats on my way to get breakfast this morning, here is the third one
I need a Rizzler Rutgers football jersey badly
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I need a Rizzler Rutgers football jersey badly