woke stifler
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i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records
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woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
· Jan 26
if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t
dunno what it says about me or the medium of television that anytime i start a promising new show i find myself hoping it’s like one or two seasons long at most
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
dunno what it says about me or the medium of television that anytime i start a promising new show i find myself hoping it’s like one or two seasons long at most
my only Instagram post in the last like three years was a memorial to my dead cat so now the algorithm keeps showing me celebs mourning their dead cats. gotta be honest: it sucks
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
my only Instagram post in the last like three years was a memorial to my dead cat so now the algorithm keeps showing me celebs mourning their dead cats. gotta be honest: it sucks
it would be funny if i, a 31 year old single straight white man, suddenly got really into K-pop
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
it would be funny if i, a 31 year old single straight white man, suddenly got really into K-pop
i’m all of the people replying “Who?” to this. i don’t know how to tie my own shoes and i have conversations with the people on my TV
Good riddance to Nico Harrison, the personification of everything that’s going on. Blew up something good because he didn’t understand it and it didn’t conform to his vision of toughness. One of the clearest pictures of Everyone Is 12 Now ever produced. Untold damage to my psyche. Enjoy podcasting.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i’m all of the people replying “Who?” to this. i don’t know how to tie my own shoes and i have conversations with the people on my TV
Pluribus is basically like if The Good Place was a good show
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Pluribus is basically like if The Good Place was a good show
for a game like Arc Raiders, how expensive would it be to do voice acting the normal way? in my mind this is not a huge part of a game's budget but of course i could be wrong about that
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
for a game like Arc Raiders, how expensive would it be to do voice acting the normal way? in my mind this is not a huge part of a game's budget but of course i could be wrong about that
Reposted by woke stifler
My solution to fix James Bond canon:
[FADE IN]
JAMES BOND is riding a motorcycle Fast As Fuck down the Italian coast...
The rest writes itself
[FADE IN]
JAMES BOND is riding a motorcycle Fast As Fuck down the Italian coast...
The rest writes itself
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My solution to fix James Bond canon:
[FADE IN]
JAMES BOND is riding a motorcycle Fast As Fuck down the Italian coast...
The rest writes itself
[FADE IN]
JAMES BOND is riding a motorcycle Fast As Fuck down the Italian coast...
The rest writes itself
sometimes i picture The Rizzler going on one of those state-sponsored influencer tours of China and it's hard to hold back the tears of joy and pride
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
sometimes i picture The Rizzler going on one of those state-sponsored influencer tours of China and it's hard to hold back the tears of joy and pride
i find Xi Jinping's evidently very sincere love for Muscatine, Iowa inspiring. we are so much more alike than we think
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i find Xi Jinping's evidently very sincere love for Muscatine, Iowa inspiring. we are so much more alike than we think
Final Fantasy XIV rocks because whenever you party up with randos they're always named shit like:
Gwynevere Stormsong
Inuyasha Uzumaki
Pinball Greg
Gwynevere Stormsong
Inuyasha Uzumaki
Pinball Greg
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Final Fantasy XIV rocks because whenever you party up with randos they're always named shit like:
Gwynevere Stormsong
Inuyasha Uzumaki
Pinball Greg
Gwynevere Stormsong
Inuyasha Uzumaki
Pinball Greg
the marvel cinematic universe will pay for its crimes
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the marvel cinematic universe will pay for its crimes
it’s so important that NYC elected a mayor who used to live tweet sports in all lowercase
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it’s so important that NYC elected a mayor who used to live tweet sports in all lowercase
gamers of the night roll call
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
gamers of the night roll call
Kirby’s Dream Buffet is now on Nintendo Music
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kirby’s Dream Buffet is now on Nintendo Music
electric guitar
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
electric guitar
watching Pluribus. i have no idea what this show is about
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
watching Pluribus. i have no idea what this show is about
i believe everyone who says they’re good but every movie that Yorgos guy makes looks so unappealing to me
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i believe everyone who says they’re good but every movie that Yorgos guy makes looks so unappealing to me
i wonder if “i was having a nice time talking to someone but then they decided i don’t exist anymore without telling me” happened a lot before dating apps existed
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i wonder if “i was having a nice time talking to someone but then they decided i don’t exist anymore without telling me” happened a lot before dating apps existed
i hate when my friends and i encounter a very weak monster with incredibly high evasion that gives you a lot of XP but only if you kill it before it runs away
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i hate when my friends and i encounter a very weak monster with incredibly high evasion that gives you a lot of XP but only if you kill it before it runs away
i have a lot of unhealthy vices and impulses like anyone else but i am very grateful that for whatever reason my brain sees no appeal in nicotine or gambling
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i have a lot of unhealthy vices and impulses like anyone else but i am very grateful that for whatever reason my brain sees no appeal in nicotine or gambling
doing a cultural revolution in America but it mostly involves bringing back UPN and Spike TV
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
doing a cultural revolution in America but it mostly involves bringing back UPN and Spike TV
Yoshi is canonically Guatemalan
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yoshi is canonically Guatemalan
i do think we’re at the point where anyone who ever enjoyed Hamilton owes the rest of us an apology
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i do think we’re at the point where anyone who ever enjoyed Hamilton owes the rest of us an apology
it was so funny when the teaser for the homestuck cartoon came out because it was my first time ever seeing what homestuck looks like after 15 years of hearing about it, and it turns out it looks really stupid and bad
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
it was so funny when the teaser for the homestuck cartoon came out because it was my first time ever seeing what homestuck looks like after 15 years of hearing about it, and it turns out it looks really stupid and bad