Keifer
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[getting caught up on the latest bluesky nonsense] and just to be clear, this was about Isabelle the dog from Animal Crossing?
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
[getting caught up on the latest bluesky nonsense] and just to be clear, this was about Isabelle the dog from Animal Crossing?
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goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay
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Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning
🟡 NEW: The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
News organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raid
The American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning
Anyone who believes America is a virtuous force for good on the global stage has the political and moral brain of an 8 year old
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Anyone who believes America is a virtuous force for good on the global stage has the political and moral brain of an 8 year old
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The killing of civilians in boats by the military was a test by the Trump administration to see if they could power over some of the oldest longstanding norms & laws of war: don't target civilians, render help to capsized sailors. Once the military double-tapped rather than render aid, die was cast.
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
The killing of civilians in boats by the military was a test by the Trump administration to see if they could power over some of the oldest longstanding norms & laws of war: don't target civilians, render help to capsized sailors. Once the military double-tapped rather than render aid, die was cast.
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
Marty Supreme is perfect Wile E Coyote cinema
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Marty Supreme is perfect Wile E Coyote cinema
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Obama if he was in The Simpsons: my yellow Americans…
August 6, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Obama if he was in The Simpsons: my yellow Americans…
this would’ve been a Telltale game in the Obama years
Netflix has announced Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85, an animated spinoff due out in 2026. Here's a teaser video, first-look images, and the voice cast.
Netflix Reveals Stranger Things: Tales From '85 Animated Spinoff With Teaser Video, First Look Images, and Voice Cast Announcement
bit.ly
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
this would’ve been a Telltale game in the Obama years
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When you're trapped in the Upside Down but then early Kanye starts playing as your bridge song and you have to explain to Vecna that no not his current stuff just like before all that stuff happened I mean it's Graduation man this isn't like stuff off of Donda
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
When you're trapped in the Upside Down but then early Kanye starts playing as your bridge song and you have to explain to Vecna that no not his current stuff just like before all that stuff happened I mean it's Graduation man this isn't like stuff off of Donda
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Jake Sully every time he sees Quaritch:
December 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Jake Sully every time he sees Quaritch:
“What was your biggest impact on the internet?”
Can’t say for sure but these feel right
Can’t say for sure but these feel right
![Bluesky post from @dannyvegito:
me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum
the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure?
me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6jv7bys47g55ez4dpywbifdk/bafkreifk7gyysdlngyoflm7b7wpn2mm4y42h7bnvllz6ljtnw4347tm57u@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“What was your biggest impact on the internet?”
Can’t say for sure but these feel right
Can’t say for sure but these feel right
Hannibal: Have you ever been close to tragedy, or been close to folks who have? Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse?
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hannibal: Have you ever been close to tragedy, or been close to folks who have? Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse?
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
Me: Now, I know we’ve covered a lot of ground here going over Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles, but this was all just the setup for the real topic of our discussion... [switches slide to reveal a picture of Shadow the Hedgehog]
Carl Jung: oh my god
Carl Jung: oh my god
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Me: Now, I know we’ve covered a lot of ground here going over Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles, but this was all just the setup for the real topic of our discussion... [switches slide to reveal a picture of Shadow the Hedgehog]
Carl Jung: oh my god
Carl Jung: oh my god
Bill Murray called Chevy Chase “medium talent” after a fist fight at SNL and it clearly haunted him because Chevy sent Dan Harmon a voicemail 25 years later where he botches the same insult by saying “You’re not funny. You’re okay.”
No one from ‘Community’ wants to talk about Chevy Chase, according to documentarian Marina Zenovich. ‘Every single person said no’ to being in her film ‘I’m Chevy Chase, and You’re Not.’
No One From Community Wants to Talk About Chevy Chase
No one from ‘Community’ wants to talk about Chevy Chase, according to documentarian Marina Zenovich. ‘Every single person said no’ to being in her film ‘I’m Chevy Chase, and You’re Not.’
www.vulture.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Bill Murray called Chevy Chase “medium talent” after a fist fight at SNL and it clearly haunted him because Chevy sent Dan Harmon a voicemail 25 years later where he botches the same insult by saying “You’re not funny. You’re okay.”
Rewatched Wake Up Dead Man last night and I love how Thomas Haden Church’s character is basically Scruffy the Janitor from Futurama
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Rewatched Wake Up Dead Man last night and I love how Thomas Haden Church’s character is basically Scruffy the Janitor from Futurama
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Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
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spiritually source engine
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
spiritually source engine
now “terrible dialogue” I’m willing to concede a bit but I will argue against those other points on the basis that there’s a whale who applies the principles of dialectical materialism to radicalize the pacifist Whale Council into becoming revolutionary freedom fighters
The debate about Avatar "having no cultural impact" is kind of a smokescreen for the actual argument which is that Avatar is "boring" and "bad" and "has terrible characters, worldbuilding, plotting and dialogue"
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
now “terrible dialogue” I’m willing to concede a bit but I will argue against those other points on the basis that there’s a whale who applies the principles of dialectical materialism to radicalize the pacifist Whale Council into becoming revolutionary freedom fighters
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Congrats @dannyvegito.bsky.social you finally made it.
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Congrats @dannyvegito.bsky.social you finally made it.
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[Hulk video game, 2032]
Hulk: HULK INVESTIGATE CRIME SCENE.
tutorial pop-in: Hulk has Gamma Vision that allows him to see Crime Particles that aren’t visible to the naked eye. tap R3 to activate Gamma Vision and scan for Crime Particles
HULK: HULK FIND TRAIL. HULK FOLLOW.
Hulk: HULK INVESTIGATE CRIME SCENE.
tutorial pop-in: Hulk has Gamma Vision that allows him to see Crime Particles that aren’t visible to the naked eye. tap R3 to activate Gamma Vision and scan for Crime Particles
HULK: HULK FIND TRAIL. HULK FOLLOW.
December 21, 2023 at 6:10 AM
[Hulk video game, 2032]
Hulk: HULK INVESTIGATE CRIME SCENE.
tutorial pop-in: Hulk has Gamma Vision that allows him to see Crime Particles that aren’t visible to the naked eye. tap R3 to activate Gamma Vision and scan for Crime Particles
HULK: HULK FIND TRAIL. HULK FOLLOW.
Hulk: HULK INVESTIGATE CRIME SCENE.
tutorial pop-in: Hulk has Gamma Vision that allows him to see Crime Particles that aren’t visible to the naked eye. tap R3 to activate Gamma Vision and scan for Crime Particles
HULK: HULK FIND TRAIL. HULK FOLLOW.
This moment between Colonel Miles Quaritch and Jake Sully (known among the Na’Vi as “Turok Makto” and to his partner Neytiri as “MaJake” and to his children as “Dad”)
They don’t make lunchboxes of it because it’s verbal intent to kill a member of the United States Marines Corps
They don’t make lunchboxes of it because it’s verbal intent to kill a member of the United States Marines Corps
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This moment between Colonel Miles Quaritch and Jake Sully (known among the Na’Vi as “Turok Makto” and to his partner Neytiri as “MaJake” and to his children as “Dad”)
They don’t make lunchboxes of it because it’s verbal intent to kill a member of the United States Marines Corps
They don’t make lunchboxes of it because it’s verbal intent to kill a member of the United States Marines Corps
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