merritt
@merrittk.com
Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social
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merritt
@merrittk.com
· Aug 6
i wrote a novella
it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism
it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art
it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism
it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art
im logging off for november to finish the book ive been neglecting for months. if you see me posting please yell at me. see you on the other side
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
im logging off for november to finish the book ive been neglecting for months. if you see me posting please yell at me. see you on the other side
Alan Watts: Sometimes you get rather blue. You think, well, I'm just little old me, a little blue guy. And everything you see is blue. Your car, your house. But what you're forgetting in that moment is that the universe, in fact, is just this wonderful rhythm, you know, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di and so on
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Alan Watts: Sometimes you get rather blue. You think, well, I'm just little old me, a little blue guy. And everything you see is blue. Your car, your house. But what you're forgetting in that moment is that the universe, in fact, is just this wonderful rhythm, you know, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di and so on
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ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)
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Got a Halloween video for you on Youtube. I tackle the most underrated sense in all of horror: smell.
Cursed Takes: Horror Icons from Least to Most Smelly
YouTube video by Zak's Planet of Garbage
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Got a Halloween video for you on Youtube. I tackle the most underrated sense in all of horror: smell.
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I just want to once again plead that it doesnt make any fucking sense how we celebrate holidays. A big lead up, the holiday and then BAM full stop don’t even talk about it until next year. We need like a two week winding down period. Halloween should be allowed to naturally resolve into Thanksgiving
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I just want to once again plead that it doesnt make any fucking sense how we celebrate holidays. A big lead up, the holiday and then BAM full stop don’t even talk about it until next year. We need like a two week winding down period. Halloween should be allowed to naturally resolve into Thanksgiving
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Jar Jar: Meesa no knowing what dat is mister Jedi
Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite
Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite
February 10, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Jar Jar: Meesa no knowing what dat is mister Jedi
Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite
Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite
This white polished Statuary marble, highlighted with just a sprinkling of black veins for color and interest, is the perfect blank canvas for practically any White House bathroom of the Lincoln Era
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This white polished Statuary marble, highlighted with just a sprinkling of black veins for color and interest, is the perfect blank canvas for practically any White House bathroom of the Lincoln Era
talked the whole neighborhood into putting HGH in halloween candy to create a generation of children powerful enough to survive the coming water wars
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
talked the whole neighborhood into putting HGH in halloween candy to create a generation of children powerful enough to survive the coming water wars
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What is your favorite childhood costume. Mine is Gonk Droid because I could not just be a normal kid who wanted to be one of the actual characters in Star Wars I had to be a walking trash can that shows up in one scene
October 31, 2023 at 11:12 PM
What is your favorite childhood costume. Mine is Gonk Droid because I could not just be a normal kid who wanted to be one of the actual characters in Star Wars I had to be a walking trash can that shows up in one scene
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starting to think about halloween...
September 8, 2024 at 3:25 AM
starting to think about halloween...
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Extremely stupid Halloween costume done
October 26, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Extremely stupid Halloween costume done
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I desperately wanted to be a Tusken Raider but my father forbade it because the goggles they have would have impeded my peripheral vision. My dad was really obsessed with the concept of peripheral vision when it came to Halloween
Me and my brother made some sweet Tusken Raider costumes.
November 1, 2023 at 5:29 AM
I desperately wanted to be a Tusken Raider but my father forbade it because the goggles they have would have impeded my peripheral vision. My dad was really obsessed with the concept of peripheral vision when it came to Halloween
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Childhood Halloween Hits:
-Obviously gay cowboy (1992)
-Gonk droid (1996)
-Obviously gay cowboy (1992)
-Gonk droid (1996)
September 2, 2023 at 8:03 PM
Childhood Halloween Hits:
-Obviously gay cowboy (1992)
-Gonk droid (1996)
-Obviously gay cowboy (1992)
-Gonk droid (1996)
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every song on the radio is either country music for suburbanites who have never touched a horse or ed sheeran songs they play at a warmup for a thanksgiving 5k
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
every song on the radio is either country music for suburbanites who have never touched a horse or ed sheeran songs they play at a warmup for a thanksgiving 5k
as more and more local businesses and people around me start just giving in to using genAI i become more and more of a militant. if the bubble hasn't popped in a year i'm going to be conspiring to flood data centers with cement
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
as more and more local businesses and people around me start just giving in to using genAI i become more and more of a militant. if the bubble hasn't popped in a year i'm going to be conspiring to flood data centers with cement
andrew cuomo eat glass challenge
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
andrew cuomo eat glass challenge
hey can any economists tell me if its good that people are having to buy blind boxes of discounted food now
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
hey can any economists tell me if its good that people are having to buy blind boxes of discounted food now
one of the funniest things i've ever seen online was a compilation video of overwatch porno gifs set to a marina and the diamonds song. just loop after loop of huge-hogged women plowing each other while upbeat pop music played. whenever i need a smile i imagine someone jacking off to that
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
one of the funniest things i've ever seen online was a compilation video of overwatch porno gifs set to a marina and the diamonds song. just loop after loop of huge-hogged women plowing each other while upbeat pop music played. whenever i need a smile i imagine someone jacking off to that
glover hamburger_helper mutual_hj real 60fps
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
glover hamburger_helper mutual_hj real 60fps
from EB White's perspective Blue Moon is a movie about trying to write in a bar, being interrupted by an alcoholic 5'0" man in his late 40s in love with a smoking hot 20 year old NYU student, inadvertently getting an idea for a book about a mouse who drives a little car from him, then leaving
October 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
from EB White's perspective Blue Moon is a movie about trying to write in a bar, being interrupted by an alcoholic 5'0" man in his late 40s in love with a smoking hot 20 year old NYU student, inadvertently getting an idea for a book about a mouse who drives a little car from him, then leaving
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BREAKING: white house in parasocial relationship with twitch streamer
JD Vance is talking about the Hasan shock collar conspiracy now
"If you can cause suffering to an innocent animal, you're probably the kind of person who doesn't worry about suffering in people as well"
"If you can cause suffering to an innocent animal, you're probably the kind of person who doesn't worry about suffering in people as well"
October 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
BREAKING: white house in parasocial relationship with twitch streamer
James, no!! That isn't ExpressVPN!!!
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
James, no!! That isn't ExpressVPN!!!
hey so i appreciate the thought but when someone defaults to calling me a dude online i truly do not mind that. my name and current avi aren't exactly gendered. it is actually much weirder for me when people jump in to say erm good sir you are microaggressing against a Person of Gender!!
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hey so i appreciate the thought but when someone defaults to calling me a dude online i truly do not mind that. my name and current avi aren't exactly gendered. it is actually much weirder for me when people jump in to say erm good sir you are microaggressing against a Person of Gender!!
every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes