If You're Driving Close Your Eyes
@ifyouredriving.bsky.social
A comedy podcast that make you think where we navigate our chaotic world under a wet sun. listen: https://pod.link/1648903956 patreon: ifyouredriving.com
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November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving
Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.
We've got not one, not two, but THREE Scam Text Theatres in today's episode shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
Sorkin My Peanits | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
feat. Scam Text Theater!
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October 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We've got not one, not two, but THREE Scam Text Theatres in today's episode shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
We forgot to do our 9/11 Never Forget special but it's up now! We revisit some of our favorite bits from the last year shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
9/11 Never Forget Special 2 | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
we forgot
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September 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We forgot to do our 9/11 Never Forget special but it's up now! We revisit some of our favorite bits from the last year shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving
September 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving
Which appliance sounds drive you completely insane like John in this week's episode?
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September 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Which appliance sounds drive you completely insane like John in this week's episode?
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what if when you died you got a killcam of the person or thing that got you and before you could wonder what it meant or if there really was an afterlife the lights just went out forever shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
CloneFL | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
⚠️ COWS ⚠️
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August 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
what if when you died you got a killcam of the person or thing that got you and before you could wonder what it meant or if there really was an afterlife the lights just went out forever shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
this week, we invent a new sports league to test the impact of nature vs nurture. welcome to the CloneFL shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
CloneFL | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
⚠️ COWS ⚠️
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August 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
this week, we invent a new sports league to test the impact of nature vs nurture. welcome to the CloneFL shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
peetah. peetah its me. your wife, lois. dont you remember me? peetah
August 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
peetah. peetah its me. your wife, lois. dont you remember me? peetah
happy monday! our new episode is called "the sand eating contest" and we're digging into the controversial commercial that's dividing America. you know, the one about cutting up a burger into slices shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
The Sand Eating Competition | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
Keep your fork!
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August 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
happy monday! our new episode is called "the sand eating contest" and we're digging into the controversial commercial that's dividing America. you know, the one about cutting up a burger into slices shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
a number of crimes have been committed throughout history
August 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
a number of crimes have been committed throughout history
nintendo direct voice: a new garfield is on its way
August 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
nintendo direct voice: a new garfield is on its way
uhhh. it does something. definitely. dont worry about it
August 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
uhhh. it does something. definitely. dont worry about it
rocks can be food. if you are a rock man
August 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
rocks can be food. if you are a rock man
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MORNING, TRUCKERS!
We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us.
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
$1/$5/$10 and that's it!
Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!
We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us.
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
$1/$5/$10 and that's it!
Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!
Get more from If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes on Patreon
creating podcasts
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August 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
MORNING, TRUCKERS!
We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us.
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
$1/$5/$10 and that's it!
Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!
We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us.
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
$1/$5/$10 and that's it!
Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!
what manner of beast be this
August 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
what manner of beast be this
all orbs are spheres. but not all spheres are orbs
August 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
all orbs are spheres. but not all spheres are orbs
what would you do if jeff was
August 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
what would you do if jeff was
MORNING, TRUCKERS!
We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us.
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
$1/$5/$10 and that's it!
Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!
We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us.
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
$1/$5/$10 and that's it!
Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!
Get more from If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes on Patreon
creating podcasts
patreon.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
MORNING, TRUCKERS!
We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us.
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
$1/$5/$10 and that's it!
Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!
We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us.
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
$1/$5/$10 and that's it!
Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!
We welcomed LB back to the show for a Fond FarewelLB and they got John to say this almost immediately
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July 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We welcomed LB back to the show for a Fond FarewelLB and they got John to say this almost immediately
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
patreon.com/ifyouredriving