If You're Driving Close Your Eyes
@ifyouredriving.bsky.social
A comedy podcast that make you think where we navigate our chaotic world under a wet sun. listen: https://pod.link/1648903956 patreon: ifyouredriving.com
introducing the ball peen wife
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
introducing the ball peen wife
What do you think @merrittk.com has just suggested we talk about on this coming Monday's episode of the show based on this image?
February 5, 2026 at 7:12 AM
What do you think @merrittk.com has just suggested we talk about on this coming Monday's episode of the show based on this image?
This week on the program, we talk about the concept of "lunch debt" pod.link/1648903956/
February 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
This week on the program, we talk about the concept of "lunch debt" pod.link/1648903956/
All the X-Men are here!
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
All the X-Men are here!
In which we pine for the sequel to Osmosis Jones that never was
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
In which we pine for the sequel to Osmosis Jones that never was
This week on the podcast, we come up with some new slogans for cigarettes! If anyone knows anyone at Philip Morris International please let us know
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This week on the podcast, we come up with some new slogans for cigarettes! If anyone knows anyone at Philip Morris International please let us know
this week on the podcast, we all learn about the beauty of the human body, and all of the cool things that can happen to it! we're a medical history podcast
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pod.link/1648903956/e...
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
this week on the podcast, we all learn about the beauty of the human body, and all of the cool things that can happen to it! we're a medical history podcast
pod.link/1648903956/e...
pod.link/1648903956/e...
Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
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hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice
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Save 50% on Fledgling Manor on Steam
A supernatural horror visual novel where vampires compete to save their eternal unlives in a high-stakes reality show.
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December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice
store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...
do yöu hæve any pødcasts on yúor phöne
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
do yöu hæve any pødcasts on yúor phöne
Hey. What's with the lamp
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hey. What's with the lamp
hey @nikigrayson.com is back on the program and they didn't miss a beat
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
hey @nikigrayson.com is back on the program and they didn't miss a beat
that'll be $400 www.patreon.com/c/ifyouredri...
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
that'll be $400 www.patreon.com/c/ifyouredri...
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@ifyouredriving.bsky.social is pretty consistently the funniest podcast in my feed and i listen to a lot of podcasts. this episode featuring @merrittk.com, @floppyadult.com, and @brazyazn.bsky.social is NSFW for discussion of vienna sausages, bell peppers, and yoshi’s island.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
@ifyouredriving.bsky.social is pretty consistently the funniest podcast in my feed and i listen to a lot of podcasts. this episode featuring @merrittk.com, @floppyadult.com, and @brazyazn.bsky.social is NSFW for discussion of vienna sausages, bell peppers, and yoshi’s island.
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Michael's Milk
Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house
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November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Michael's Milk
Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
patreon.com/ifyouredriving
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Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
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as if there was any doubt, @brazyazn.bsky.social is a man of culture
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
as if there was any doubt, @brazyazn.bsky.social is a man of culture
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving
Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.
We've got not one, not two, but THREE Scam Text Theatres in today's episode shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...
Sorkin My Peanits | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
feat. Scam Text Theater!
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October 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We've got not one, not two, but THREE Scam Text Theatres in today's episode shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...