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Keifer
@dannyvegito.bsky.social
2.7K followers 600 following 2.3K posts
Keifer | 29 | host of @selectandstart.bsky.social
| cat dad | he/him

https://linktr.ee/KeiferL
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dannyvegito.bsky.social
yeah they’ll do that
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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It’s Funky Boy Friday!
funky boy, a white cat with blue eyes, flopped on his back on a couch
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Just a normal guy showing up to the Halloween party with this mesmerizing woman who seems really into him

@mo0nonokay.bsky.social
picture at a halloween party. I am standing on the right in a tattered white button-up shirt covered in blood. hair disheveled. my partner, Selina is pictured left, standing close to me. She is dressed in a red cape and made up to look like blood is pouring out of her eyes. She is sticking her tongue out and looking directly into the camera Another shot of us in costume at the Halloween party. Same costumes described in the previous picture. My arm is around her shoulder as I look visibly exhausted as though I’ve been drained of blood. We are both smiling to the camera. A guest with a Kermit the frog puppet is in the foreground
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
dannyvegito.bsky.social
now seated for (with @mo0nonokay.bsky.social)
poster for Chainsaw Man: The Movie - Reze Arc
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
dannyvegito.bsky.social
Great movie! had a blast! also told Rian Johnson that Brick rules
Rian Johnson’s autograph on a ticket stub for Wake Up Dead Man
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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now seated for
poster for the 2025 film Wake Up Dead Man
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE @mo0nonokay.bsky.social
My partner Selina (left) and myself (right) posing and smiling cheek to cheek in front of a waterfall. her hair is dyed red Selina and I on top of a mountain. I am kissing her cheek Selina and I in a park. I am kissing her cheek Selina and I sitting on a couch, petting a white cat she is cradling in her arms
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 AM
dannyvegito.bsky.social
TIME JESUS: WHO HE WAS. WHO HE IS. WHO HE WILL BE.
On the magazine rack in a checkout line is a special edition of Time Magazine dedicated to Jesus. The cover depicts white Jesus in Roman garb. next to his face is white text saying “Who He Was. Who He Is.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
dannyvegito.bsky.social
screenshot from the NBC sitcom Community: a gardener points at a swastika tattoo and says “It’s going to be a maze.”
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Kirk Van Houten from the Simpsons (adult male, divorced) pointing proudly at his race car bed
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I should’ve never smoked that shit, now I’m in GTA V
exterior image of the Getty Center view Los Angeles from the Getty Center. the pacific ocean can be seen toward the back
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
dannyvegito.bsky.social
my first celebrity sighting in LA
randy’s donuts, a donut shop with a giant donut on its roof
October 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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caturday, it’s a caturday
October 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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it’s Funky Boy Friday!
funky boy, a two year old white cat with blue eyes, curled up between my legs, dozing
October 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Savannah sunset
selfie of me, in front of a sunset, squatting in shorts and a black t-shirt another selfie of me in front of a sunset but I’m smiling and looking away from the camera
September 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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the one time I was suspended was because I tweeted *this* of all things and it made a bunch of nazis so mad that they started mass reporting my tweets
tweet from @DannyVegito on 6/6/23: “THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S IDEOLOGY ISN’T ROOTED IN COMPASSION” accompanied by an image of one mannequin pointing at another mannequin recoiling in shame. 20k reposts, 374 quotes, 80k likes, 2.3k bookmarks
September 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
dannyvegito.bsky.social
one Funky Boy Friday after another
funky boy, a two year old white cat with blue eyes, partially obscured by a potted plant
September 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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(repeating this as a mantra while rocking back and forth in the corner of my room)

Keifer is very popular and has more followers than 99.5% of all users on Bluesky

Keifer is a Bluesky trailblazer, being among the first 1% of Bluesky users

Keifer is listed in 19 starter packs
(From Bluefacts.app) Keifer's Profile Stats 🗣️ Audience: Keifer is very popular and has more followers than 99.5% of all users on Bluesky. 📅 Join date: Keifer is a Bluesky trailblazer, being among the first 1% of Bluesky users. 🎁 Starter packs: Keifer is listed in 19 starter packs.
September 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
dannyvegito.bsky.social
Got raptured today. Goodbye 🩷
September 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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“I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Jolteon”
“Jolteon”
Pictured left: Yue, an almost 3 year old cat with a multicolored coat of gray, white, black, and orange, sitting perched on top of a black china cabinet. To her right: a stuffed Jolteon plush sitting perched atop a speaker. both are facing the same direction
September 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Despite everything, it is still Funky Boy Friday
Funky Boy, a two year old white cat with blue eyes, laying on his side on a white couch
September 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Edited screenshot from King of the Hill: a disciplining scold lectures Bobby by saying “If those [fascists] could read they’d be very upset.”
September 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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cropped image of charlie kirk top text impact font: “claims to be pro-life”
September 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM