Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
Mr. Business has officially clocked out for the long weekend and wishes you all a happy Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Mr. Business has officially clocked out for the long weekend and wishes you all a happy Thanksgiving
Pluribus hive how are we feeling about what’s under that tarp? Q2: would you taste the juice
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Pluribus hive how are we feeling about what’s under that tarp? Q2: would you taste the juice
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In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
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Saying "Olivia Nuzzi or Israel/Palestine. Call it." at the Thanksgiving table in the Anton Chigurh voice
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Saying "Olivia Nuzzi or Israel/Palestine. Call it." at the Thanksgiving table in the Anton Chigurh voice
We’re getting a lot of blog posts and articles about things that should have been congressional testimonies or private text threads
We could have used this information in September or October of last year or during RFK Jr’s confirmation hearing.
The next Lizza piece is gonna be a doozy
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We’re getting a lot of blog posts and articles about things that should have been congressional testimonies or private text threads
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[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus
christ not now Pastabot](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreiegzm3k6uip6wiytqptfwmhintcntd2qaembl3635jqf4vqb7h7mq@jpeg)
Waffle haters vindicated
much to unpack in the Katie Miller podcast interview with the Johnsons www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Waffle haters vindicated
Sure, I’ll incorporate this into my worldview
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sure, I’ll incorporate this into my worldview
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precisely my thought. the president and his dumbass republican allies put these men and women into harm’s way for a political stunt and look what has happened
Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
precisely my thought. the president and his dumbass republican allies put these men and women into harm’s way for a political stunt and look what has happened
My dog graduated today
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My dog graduated today
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Squaring up to the table full of pies
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Squaring up to the table full of pies
Asking people who share advice on how to argue with your family to provide proof that they’ve ever won an argument like that guy who was demanding everyone post their ballots during the mayoral election
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Asking people who share advice on how to argue with your family to provide proof that they’ve ever won an argument like that guy who was demanding everyone post their ballots during the mayoral election
Piracy and AI evangelists both start from a place of “fuck you, I do what I want,” but they’re not really satisfied unless everyone else agrees what they do is good. Additionally some AI bros appoint themselves as consultants on the campaign of your life and insist you must do cultural popularism.
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Piracy and AI evangelists both start from a place of “fuck you, I do what I want,” but they’re not really satisfied unless everyone else agrees what they do is good. Additionally some AI bros appoint themselves as consultants on the campaign of your life and insist you must do cultural popularism.
“It’s actually full of antioxidants, but if you can your own you don’t have to pay the markup.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“It’s actually full of antioxidants, but if you can your own you don’t have to pay the markup.”
Watching some Thanksgiving classics to get in the holiday spirit
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Watching some Thanksgiving classics to get in the holiday spirit
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When I look like I'm saying no, I am also taking a drink from a bottle
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
When I look like I'm saying no, I am also taking a drink from a bottle
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post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
Grandpa halfway through the opening credits of the movie
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Grandpa halfway through the opening credits of the movie
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
This is the age of the orc for family court guys
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This is the age of the orc for family court guys
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Fascism with Mad Magazine characteristics
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fascism with Mad Magazine characteristics
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Nice to hear a leader valuing human art and artists instead of asking AI to make a video where he literally shits on us from a jet. I don’t mean to be controversial but I think this is better.
New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Nice to hear a leader valuing human art and artists instead of asking AI to make a video where he literally shits on us from a jet. I don’t mean to be controversial but I think this is better.
“You like these? They’re Frankensteins. You can’t hear if there’s an apostrophe or not.”
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“You like these? They’re Frankensteins. You can’t hear if there’s an apostrophe or not.”