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Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
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January 31, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Emergency exits are a comforting sign that you're nearing the end of an emergency
June 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The Franchise That Does Things the Right Way®️
January 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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I wouldn’t have thought anything in this document dump would make me laugh, but Epstein getting banned from Xbox is pretty good
January 30, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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I Cannot Function In Society vs I Should Not Be In Society
January 30, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Listen up liberals👇
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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ah the two genders of Bluesky
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right

KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
When we first got a dog we were worried about how the rest of the menagerie would react to him, but he’s so docile that they’ve all adopted him as their own pet or nuisance little brother.
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Is anyone actually going to do anything regarding the vast trove of reports about Epstein’s celebrity rape and murder parties, or is it just “time to move on”
January 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island

Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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i have just the man
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Writers need to come up with a better shorthand for establishing a character’s genius-level intelligence than having someone challenge them to do square roots in their head, especially if no one’s going to check the math. I’m calling you in.
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous indeed
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Renewed our dog license down at town hall so this thing is street-legal
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Concerning.
Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Nick Fuentes was explicitly calling Alex Pretti a race traitor the other day. okay bitch, nobody but you and your following of disgusting incel apes is white, fine by me bsky.app/profile/dumb...
Really leaning into the whole “if you’re a race-traitor, you’re not white anymore” bit
January 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Watched the 10 AM episode of The Pitt late last night after coming in from single-digit weather and all the characters were complaining about how hot the 4th of July was. For my next trick I will watch Dune while floating in the ocean.
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Townspeople seeing Hester Prynne
SINNER. oh my god.
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Sounds like they captured her spirit
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
It was a pleasure to catch up last night with @ehbinmn.bsky.social, the man they’re calling Minneapolis’s “lowest ranking and least respected public official.” May his reign bring liberation and reasonable tax rates to the good people of the City of Lakes.
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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This is the worst Toyotathon of my lifetime.
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Get your nerd ass off my porch unless you’re here to shovel
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.

DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 PM