Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
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remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
January 31, 2026 at 2:01 PM
remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
What night is the wildest party? I want to go there and shake my head the whole time so everyone knows I disapprove.
Interesting to watch Musk spin his newly released correspondence with Epstein.
What he is not addressing is that he very much requested to visit and party with Epstein, while SpaceX gave a tour to Epstein in 2013.
What he is not addressing is that he very much requested to visit and party with Epstein, while SpaceX gave a tour to Epstein in 2013.
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
What night is the wildest party? I want to go there and shake my head the whole time so everyone knows I disapprove.
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Me writing an email compared against the most powerful people on earth writing emails to a pedophile mastermind
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Me writing an email compared against the most powerful people on earth writing emails to a pedophile mastermind
*explaining Bluesky to my family* so basically I type random thoughts I have into this box and then strangers reply to me like we’re longstanding chess rivals and they have checkmate in three moves
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
*explaining Bluesky to my family* so basically I type random thoughts I have into this box and then strangers reply to me like we’re longstanding chess rivals and they have checkmate in three moves
Tom Homan was actually just his best attempt to say “I’m human” when he first clambered out of the swamp. Bystanders mistook it for his name.
January 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Tom Homan was actually just his best attempt to say “I’m human” when he first clambered out of the swamp. Bystanders mistook it for his name.
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
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Going through the camera roll (2024)
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Going through the camera roll (2024)
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this guy’s an antisemite? this guy? next you’re gonna tell me elon musk is in the epstein files
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
this guy’s an antisemite? this guy? next you’re gonna tell me elon musk is in the epstein files
DM me if you wanna grab a drink or get humiliated in court
DM me? We used to get hundreds of highly qualified applicants for a single job posting. Good prosecutors are increasingly hesitant to work for this DOJ.
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
DM me if you wanna grab a drink or get humiliated in court
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January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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You have achieved financial success + professional prestige in your field. Congratulations! The Disgusting Pervert wishes to meet. Accept?
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 PM
You have achieved financial success + professional prestige in your field. Congratulations! The Disgusting Pervert wishes to meet. Accept?
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btw the civility panic a few years ago was about precisely this: the ability to have polite conversations about how black people are racially inferior in public without criticism or backlash bsky.app/profile/hann...
Jeffrey Epstein sent a link to the white nationalist podcast The Right Stuff, whose core hosts played an active role in the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally. He did so in February 2016. Before TRS made national news, really.
Genuinely bizarre.
Genuinely bizarre.
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 PM
btw the civility panic a few years ago was about precisely this: the ability to have polite conversations about how black people are racially inferior in public without criticism or backlash bsky.app/profile/hann...
Someone got so mad at me on here a few months ago when I said Chomsky seems like a dirty old creep lol
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Someone got so mad at me on here a few months ago when I said Chomsky seems like a dirty old creep lol
Is the guy who googles everything to correct him leaving to do his own show?
btw i don't know if you've had an eye on this but i get the impression joe rogan's fiefdom is breaking apart
January 31, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Is the guy who googles everything to correct him leaving to do his own show?
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Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Hey man. You deserve this. Congragulations.
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Hey man. You deserve this. Congragulations.
A real “what could have been” moment for the new CBS News
If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 PM
A real “what could have been” moment for the new CBS News
No? Or maybe? I don’t really understand who’s repackaging what for substack. If you ever think of something more interesting and urgent than what I said you can just start that conversation without me and I’ll catch up.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 PM
No? Or maybe? I don’t really understand who’s repackaging what for substack. If you ever think of something more interesting and urgent than what I said you can just start that conversation without me and I’ll catch up.
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One of the funniest conspiracy theories is that Kubrick was killed for Eyes Wide Shut but at the same time they were like "well he worked really hard on this, only fair to give it a wide release"
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
One of the funniest conspiracy theories is that Kubrick was killed for Eyes Wide Shut but at the same time they were like "well he worked really hard on this, only fair to give it a wide release"
All of this has happened before and all of it will happen again.
January 31, 2026 at 4:07 AM
All of this has happened before and all of it will happen again.
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