Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
Wow, if only the group of orcs who later held him down and shot him repeatedly in the back had possessed such sangfroid
Human scum Donald Trump refers to Alex Pretti as an agitator and insurrectionist in a new post to Truth Social.
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Wow, if only the group of orcs who later held him down and shot him repeatedly in the back had possessed such sangfroid
Feels like everyone in power has been screaming this line in my fucking face for the last decade or so
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Feels like everyone in power has been screaming this line in my fucking face for the last decade or so
Melania will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 30, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Melania will return in Avengers: Doomsday
New rule: All Bill Maher skeets should have this as the top reply
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 AM
New rule: All Bill Maher skeets should have this as the top reply
What was that about the groups? 👂🤚
Fox News poll: The Democratic Party is favored by voters on transgender issues by 22 points
Fox News Poll: An early look at the 2026 midterms
Fox News poll shows Democrats leading Republicans 52% to 46% in generic congressional ballot for midterm elections, highest Democratic support recorded.
www.foxnews.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
What was that about the groups? 👂🤚
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outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
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*pounding table* “It”! “It”! “It”!
January 30, 2026 at 12:48 AM
*pounding table* “It”! “It”! “It”!
I feel bad for our country. And the content hasn’t been great either.
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I feel bad for our country. And the content hasn’t been great either.
Same pose I hit when someone asks what my beliefs are
Cosmopolitan asks Sydney Sweeney if she ever intends to publicly state her political beliefs:
“No. I’m not a political person. I’m in the arts. I’m not here to speak on politics. That’s not an area I’ve ever even imagined getting into… but I don’t believe in hate in any form.”
“No. I’m not a political person. I’m in the arts. I’m not here to speak on politics. That’s not an area I’ve ever even imagined getting into… but I don’t believe in hate in any form.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Same pose I hit when someone asks what my beliefs are
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brain working real good king but let’s see if we can get that blood a little thinner
TRUMP: "Where's Bobby?"
"Right there, sir"
TRUMP: "Bobby. Hello Bobby. Come here. Give me your hand. I love Bobby. Ssssssss"
"Right there, sir"
TRUMP: "Bobby. Hello Bobby. Come here. Give me your hand. I love Bobby. Ssssssss"
January 30, 2026 at 12:03 AM
brain working real good king but let’s see if we can get that blood a little thinner
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Go beast mode, if you must—but a beast of kindness, of understanding, of compassion.
January 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Go beast mode, if you must—but a beast of kindness, of understanding, of compassion.
Why is the Coast Guard under DHS
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Why is the Coast Guard under DHS
Weather’s got me layering like Steve Bannon
January 29, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Weather’s got me layering like Steve Bannon
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He said I’m not allowed inside until all of his favorite spots are cleared
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
He said I’m not allowed inside until all of his favorite spots are cleared
“If I cover the lower half of my face I will become completely anonymous.”
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
“If I cover the lower half of my face I will become completely anonymous.”
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I like this because they’re dressed like the Challenger crew so they’re mourning themselves
I am friends with my high school lunch lady on Facebook and my god she never misses with her shares
January 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I like this because they’re dressed like the Challenger crew so they’re mourning themselves
Everyone’s buzzing about the new projects David Brooks has lined up
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Everyone’s buzzing about the new projects David Brooks has lined up
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me: benjamin, what are your thoughts on today’s current events?
benjamin:
benjamin:
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
me: benjamin, what are your thoughts on today’s current events?
benjamin:
benjamin:
Merging Grok and SpaceX to create an absolutely appalling version of the Voyager probe. Aliens please do not look at this one
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Merging Grok and SpaceX to create an absolutely appalling version of the Voyager probe. Aliens please do not look at this one
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look. you don't understand. they drank from the hose.
Backing up The Argument in NYT/Siena, Gen X still has an astonishing 49% approval for Trump (!), while Boomers have dipped to 42%.
Gen X is currently tracking at 12 pts to the right of the electorate on the generic ballot. Now 9 pts to the right of Boomers, which has to be the largest gap ever.
Gen X is currently tracking at 12 pts to the right of the electorate on the generic ballot. Now 9 pts to the right of Boomers, which has to be the largest gap ever.
January 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
look. you don't understand. they drank from the hose.
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One day we'll look back on all of this and laugh-scream
January 29, 2026 at 9:07 PM
One day we'll look back on all of this and laugh-scream
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Why do you have an email job were you not any good at foraging
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Why do you have an email job were you not any good at foraging
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The future’s so goofy I gotta wear clown glasses
January 29, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The future’s so goofy I gotta wear clown glasses
It really always comes back to the 27 Percenters, doesn’t it
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 PM
It really always comes back to the 27 Percenters, doesn’t it