Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
lol, “in theater.” You’d be doing more good for Minnesota by buying these goons tickets for Marty Supreme than by having them play soldier in kindergarten parking lots.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 6:49 PM
lol, “in theater.” You’d be doing more good for Minnesota by buying these goons tickets for Marty Supreme than by having them play soldier in kindergarten parking lots.
For some reason she didn’t mention any of this?
January 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
For some reason she didn’t mention any of this?
Is it a crime to love what you do?
God help me, but I laughed so hard at this. The maniacal laughing.
January 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Is it a crime to love what you do?
Everyone’s going to be talking about the new Americaslop show on the Time Magazine YouTube channel. Don’t get left out of the loop.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Everyone’s going to be talking about the new Americaslop show on the Time Magazine YouTube channel. Don’t get left out of the loop.
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tragic breaking news. progressive home insurance announces the "millennials becoming their parents" have shriveled up and died. the untested aging disease they were injected with has no known cure and rapidly accelerated in recent years, trapping their 40 year old minds in the body of a bog mummy
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
tragic breaking news. progressive home insurance announces the "millennials becoming their parents" have shriveled up and died. the untested aging disease they were injected with has no known cure and rapidly accelerated in recent years, trapping their 40 year old minds in the body of a bog mummy
Gentlemen, this is absurd. You need me to tell you one of you needs to go change?
January 29, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Gentlemen, this is absurd. You need me to tell you one of you needs to go change?
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Not surprisingly, kids are not faring well in the for-profit family concentration camp. They are distressed, sleeping a lot, not getting enough to eat. Rep. Castro reports that a 2-month-old baby is in there
I just visited Liam and his father. I also met with countless more children and families who have done nothing wrong and should not be detained.
My full update on visiting the Dilley detention center:
youtu.be/j9FcMwyWN2I?...
My full update on visiting the Dilley detention center:
youtu.be/j9FcMwyWN2I?...
I just visited Liam and his father. My full update on visiting the Dilley detention center:
YouTube video by JoaquinCastroTX
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Not surprisingly, kids are not faring well in the for-profit family concentration camp. They are distressed, sleeping a lot, not getting enough to eat. Rep. Castro reports that a 2-month-old baby is in there
I don’t personally believe in the death penalty (in most cases), but if you support it then what’s the problem here
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I don’t personally believe in the death penalty (in most cases), but if you support it then what’s the problem here
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I would fight for General Gray.
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I would fight for General Gray.
It’s Whisker Wednesday with Tony Dokoupil
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 AM
It’s Whisker Wednesday with Tony Dokoupil
In the most literal sense, what does it mean to replace Noem with someone who doesn’t skirt the filibuster?
Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (one of 7 Democrats who just voted to fund DHS) defends her stance.
Argues funding for ICE "is not the question." Instead, Senate Democrats have leverage for various demands.
"I think they could negotiate to replace Noem with someone that doesn't skirt the filibuster."
Argues funding for ICE "is not the question." Instead, Senate Democrats have leverage for various demands.
"I think they could negotiate to replace Noem with someone that doesn't skirt the filibuster."
January 29, 2026 at 1:53 AM
In the most literal sense, what does it mean to replace Noem with someone who doesn’t skirt the filibuster?
Average Dem email: It’s getting dark, Tim. The pills are in my hand. If you can’t donate $9 by midnight, I don’t know if I can keep going.
Average Republican email:
Average Republican email:
![Body of a Trump email:
MESSAGE FROM THE 47TH POTUS
[Pic of Trump where they missed his temples when they were spraying his tan on so the skin looks corpse-like there]
Respectfull Friend,
DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
TAKE POLL](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfy5rgqvohpdqxgu2geb5u2b/bafkreifig3nldyjits7ebtociy4dmctcdqavkiltt6dvkqmgufn63uqo5u@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Average Dem email: It’s getting dark, Tim. The pills are in my hand. If you can’t donate $9 by midnight, I don’t know if I can keep going.
Average Republican email:
Average Republican email:
I wish they’d release the new constitution all at once instead of revealing it piece by piece
Marco Rubio: "The oil proceeds are being deposited into an account that ultimately will become a US Treasury blocked account here in the US. We will say 'this is what this money can be spent on.' They will submit to us a budget request -- 'we want to use the money on these things.'"
January 29, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I wish they’d release the new constitution all at once instead of revealing it piece by piece
Essentially what he’s saying here is that he would respect white liberals more if they were plantation slavers, and it’s like, yeah, no shit, that’s your favorite type of guy. Stick a baguette in it
This is a response to Serwer’s article and it’s just completely divorced from any way a mentally well-adjusted person would think.
January 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Essentially what he’s saying here is that he would respect white liberals more if they were plantation slavers, and it’s like, yeah, no shit, that’s your favorite type of guy. Stick a baguette in it
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Not only is PEG a vile and vicious fascist but he is one of those “it is actually ephebophilia” guys. Also dumber than dog shit.
This is a response to Serwer’s article and it’s just completely divorced from any way a mentally well-adjusted person would think.
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Not only is PEG a vile and vicious fascist but he is one of those “it is actually ephebophilia” guys. Also dumber than dog shit.
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All of these people are defiant as fuck. The federal government has lost all legitimacy here, everyone knows they’re rotten to the core.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
All of these people are defiant as fuck. The federal government has lost all legitimacy here, everyone knows they’re rotten to the core.
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this is one of the most astonishing photographs I have ever seen. Pulitzer material
January 28, 2026 at 6:53 PM
this is one of the most astonishing photographs I have ever seen. Pulitzer material
You don’t record a whole cover album of Pete Seeger songs if you’re worried about seeming cringe.
January 28, 2026 at 9:24 PM
You don’t record a whole cover album of Pete Seeger songs if you’re worried about seeming cringe.
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I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.
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It’s not enough to lower the price of eggs… we must also remove the bad ones.
Schumer calls for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to be removed from their jobs.
January 28, 2026 at 8:19 PM
It’s not enough to lower the price of eggs… we must also remove the bad ones.
A uniform standard that prevented them from wearing helmets and night vision goggles like they’re getting ready to breach the Bin Laden compound would also be great. Add a big You Are Not Troops sign to all their office hallways.
Honestly I think if the Dems could somehow win a mask ban for federal agents, I think it would be a huge start. The impunity these dipshits feel being masked up is palpable.
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
A uniform standard that prevented them from wearing helmets and night vision goggles like they’re getting ready to breach the Bin Laden compound would also be great. Add a big You Are Not Troops sign to all their office hallways.
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Why is this so haunting lol
January 28, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Why is this so haunting lol
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