Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
The Supreme Court is going to rule that legally speaking Congress does not have any powers
February 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
The Supreme Court is going to rule that legally speaking Congress does not have any powers
That's too bad, looks like it was just about to pop off
The Republican in tonight’s Texas State Senate race apparently sees the writing on the wall:
February 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
That's too bad, looks like it was just about to pop off
The booth attendant at the train station the other day asked my wife "You're gonna let a handsome guy like that go into the city alone?" which smoothed things over from earlier in the day when I said her dishwasher loading skills were like "The Jackson Pollock of Maytag"
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
The booth attendant at the train station the other day asked my wife "You're gonna let a handsome guy like that go into the city alone?" which smoothed things over from earlier in the day when I said her dishwasher loading skills were like "The Jackson Pollock of Maytag"
We might not be able to make It happen, but we can recreate It in the aggregate
Hasn’t elected a Democrat since 1991
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
We might not be able to make It happen, but we can recreate It in the aggregate
He’s different.
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
He’s different.
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Babe is a sports movie
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Babe is a sports movie
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
As you get deeper into the show you can tell everyone got tired of the vampires only being able to come out at night. By the time the first season of Angel rolls around that dude is walking around Los Angeles at 10 a.m.
When I watched this show as a kid I guess I identified with Xander by default because I wasn’t cool enough to be Angel. It’s a different experience watching it with Giles as your closest POV character and Xander often being too horrible to live
We watched an episode from the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where a demon takes over the computer lab and the first thing it does is create incels and rewrite a kid’s homework to say Nazi Germany was a well-ordered society
February 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
As you get deeper into the show you can tell everyone got tired of the vampires only being able to come out at night. By the time the first season of Angel rolls around that dude is walking around Los Angeles at 10 a.m.
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Gonna tell the kids this was Heated Rivalry
February 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Gonna tell the kids this was Heated Rivalry
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Dianne I’ve discovered an incredible new concept called Reddit Gold. It’s not money in the traditional sense but a kind of social currency. Fascinating
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Dianne I’ve discovered an incredible new concept called Reddit Gold. It’s not money in the traditional sense but a kind of social currency. Fascinating
I think I’m less annoyed by the guy who told me I post like AI than I am by the person who replied to me with a Fozzie Bear gif. So you’ve figured out how to identify a joke but you don’t know how to respond to one
February 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I think I’m less annoyed by the guy who told me I post like AI than I am by the person who replied to me with a Fozzie Bear gif. So you’ve figured out how to identify a joke but you don’t know how to respond to one
They asked you to knock it off 😕
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
They asked you to knock it off 😕
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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Hey he said it, not me!
(But I did say it too though.)
(But I did say it too though.)
January 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Hey he said it, not me!
(But I did say it too though.)
(But I did say it too though.)
loled at this still from the new Wonder Man show (the series everyone can't stop talking about) www.polygon.com/wonder-man-e...
January 31, 2026 at 10:05 PM
loled at this still from the new Wonder Man show (the series everyone can't stop talking about) www.polygon.com/wonder-man-e...
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many people aren’t asking this
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
many people aren’t asking this
JD Vance in 2026: Ermm, so THAT happened
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 PM
JD Vance in 2026: Ermm, so THAT happened
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I started watching Industry. I know Jon Snow is in it now, but he’s not there at the beginning, so that’s intriguing. Much like him I “know nothing” re: what the hell these characters are talking about
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I started watching Industry. I know Jon Snow is in it now, but he’s not there at the beginning, so that’s intriguing. Much like him I “know nothing” re: what the hell these characters are talking about
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remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
January 31, 2026 at 2:01 PM
remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
What night is the wildest party? I want to go there and shake my head the whole time so everyone knows I disapprove.
Interesting to watch Musk spin his newly released correspondence with Epstein.
What he is not addressing is that he very much requested to visit and party with Epstein, while SpaceX gave a tour to Epstein in 2013.
What he is not addressing is that he very much requested to visit and party with Epstein, while SpaceX gave a tour to Epstein in 2013.
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
What night is the wildest party? I want to go there and shake my head the whole time so everyone knows I disapprove.
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Me writing an email compared against the most powerful people on earth writing emails to a pedophile mastermind
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Me writing an email compared against the most powerful people on earth writing emails to a pedophile mastermind