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@milesklee.bsky.social
· Jul 16
i'm often asked when my next book is coming out and am now very pleased to be able to say: next month! it's a wicked story collection i wrote with my talented and beautiful partner @spookymeatball.bsky.social, who also penned beautiful illustrations for each tale.
asterismbooks.com/product/doub...
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even by my own standards i am accumulating books at a frightening rate
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
even by my own standards i am accumulating books at a frightening rate
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moving into my avuncular era
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
moving into my avuncular era
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thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
September 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
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sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients
link: mysnapmap.com
link: mysnapmap.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients
link: mysnapmap.com
link: mysnapmap.com
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😭 you clearly need him more than we do now 🙏🏻
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
😭 you clearly need him more than we do now 🙏🏻
Pluribus is such a good combo of Gilligan playing by the X-Files rules AND putting that god damn money on the screen lol
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Pluribus is such a good combo of Gilligan playing by the X-Files rules AND putting that god damn money on the screen lol
ey, take it easy. i just found out they ain’t selling De Cecco in America no more. i’m hurtin here
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
ey, take it easy. i just found out they ain’t selling De Cecco in America no more. i’m hurtin here
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In case you wondered, there's probably exactly one person who has licked the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
In case you wondered, there's probably exactly one person who has licked the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
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New: I did a super quick audio update—a 'Breaking Basket'—about how SNAP recipients are feeling about Dems helping to reopen the government, and the lawsuit from states' AGs to protect their benefits.
(This is new format I'm experimenting with, so bear with me!)
(This is new format I'm experimenting with, so bear with me!)
Breaking Basket 11/10/25 — Government shutdown and the future of SNAP
Subscribe at thehandbasket.co
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November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
New: I did a super quick audio update—a 'Breaking Basket'—about how SNAP recipients are feeling about Dems helping to reopen the government, and the lawsuit from states' AGs to protect their benefits.
(This is new format I'm experimenting with, so bear with me!)
(This is new format I'm experimenting with, so bear with me!)
putting the rest of my life on hold to build a bunker and stockpile orecchiette
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
putting the rest of my life on hold to build a bunker and stockpile orecchiette
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nice argument, but i went in the ocean today
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
nice argument, but i went in the ocean today
what if we went for a joyride in the Blumhouse beach buggy
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
what if we went for a joyride in the Blumhouse beach buggy
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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Went to the Goo Goo Dolls tour a couple months ago and they literally bopped black balloons into the crowd for this song
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Went to the Goo Goo Dolls tour a couple months ago and they literally bopped black balloons into the crowd for this song
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November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Johnny rzeznik walked up to my buddy and his wife in a bar in Vegas and tried to indecent proposal her and we laughed really hard at him and he tried to get security to kick us out.
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Johnny rzeznik walked up to my buddy and his wife in a bar in Vegas and tried to indecent proposal her and we laughed really hard at him and he tried to get security to kick us out.
now that spotify has stopped counting i can finally listen to this on repeat
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
now that spotify has stopped counting i can finally listen to this on repeat
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There are no words for how evil this is
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my brilliant friend Anna is working on a hilarious and crazy inspired-by-a-true-story short film about the absurdity of U.S. electoral politics. i chipped in to help get it made and would love if you did too! supporting bold independent artists is a high like none other ✨
If you're still riding the Zohran high and you want more stories of underdog candidates sticking it to the establishment....you’re in luck, my short film Toss Up is just that :) *and* it’s inspired by the wild true story of the first campaign I managed! BUT…
Toss Up - a short film by Anna Katherine Scanlon - Indiegogo
An outsider political candidate battles corrupt forces when her election is called for a recount.
*Our fundraising goal is $20,000*
www.indiegogo.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
my brilliant friend Anna is working on a hilarious and crazy inspired-by-a-true-story short film about the absurdity of U.S. electoral politics. i chipped in to help get it made and would love if you did too! supporting bold independent artists is a high like none other ✨
"an evil woman who did a poor job" is tombstone material
Trump: Nancy Pelosi was an evil woman who did a poor job. I thought she was terrible. Thank you very much
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"an evil woman who did a poor job" is tombstone material
a hugely important legal precedent has been set today
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
a hugely important legal precedent has been set today
he posted this every time he killed someone that way
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
he posted this every time he killed someone that way