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and then for hours used passive voice to pretend they had no idea who was behind the apparently spontaneous explosions
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
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@semafor.com
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January 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
and then for hours used passive voice to pretend they had no idea who was behind the apparently spontaneous explosions
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The best description I ever heard of News Corp was from a Murdoch biographer who called it a kind of free-floating state television which various regimes could contract with to provide propaganda. The new CBS is actually lower than that, even.
A CBS News staffer told me this after Tony Dokoupil kicked off his CBS Evening News tenure tonight with a lengthy Pete Hegseth interview:
"If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."
"If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The best description I ever heard of News Corp was from a Murdoch biographer who called it a kind of free-floating state television which various regimes could contract with to provide propaganda. The new CBS is actually lower than that, even.
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If you haven’t slammed down a few Kirks in the pregame, I don’t want to know you
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
If you haven’t slammed down a few Kirks in the pregame, I don’t want to know you
TOTAL VINDICATION
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
TOTAL VINDICATION
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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a girl on al jazeera english said “residents of caracas are going to wake up to an explosive amount of new information… i mean… not the best word but whatever” and just kept going. i hope someone has a clip of it
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 AM
a girl on al jazeera english said “residents of caracas are going to wake up to an explosive amount of new information… i mean… not the best word but whatever” and just kept going. i hope someone has a clip of it
[standup comic voice] anyway, what else, what else [looking down at notebook page that says VENEZUELA SITUATION] have you guys been following politics lately or
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
[standup comic voice] anyway, what else, what else [looking down at notebook page that says VENEZUELA SITUATION] have you guys been following politics lately or
does a trophy from the most corrupt sports organization in the world mean NOTHING to him??
i want to beat him over the head with that FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 AM
does a trophy from the most corrupt sports organization in the world mean NOTHING to him??
abandoning my journalistic objectivity to say that the U.S. should not be bombing Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 AM
abandoning my journalistic objectivity to say that the U.S. should not be bombing Venezuela
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I've been tracking the spread of nonconsensual deepfakes on X for more than two years. Here's a timeline of how Musk's leadership allowed the practice to flourish from a once-underground market to a viral trend, with little recourse for victims or legal enforcement.
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How Grok's sexual abuse hit a tipping point
Nonconsensual deepfakes on X are nothing new, but now it's built into the platform.
spitfirenews.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I've been tracking the spread of nonconsensual deepfakes on X for more than two years. Here's a timeline of how Musk's leadership allowed the practice to flourish from a once-underground market to a viral trend, with little recourse for victims or legal enforcement.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...
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one last time, for the road
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
one last time, for the road
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2026 is going to be better because the thing we all want is going to happen
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
2026 is going to be better because the thing we all want is going to happen
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[with my last breath] ... irregardless...
[on my deathbed] that’s actually not what “begs the question” means
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
[with my last breath] ... irregardless...
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[scrawling in ketchup on the tablecloth due to poorly chewed chunk of meat lodged in my windpipe] INTENTS AND PURPOSES
[on my deathbed] that’s actually not what “begs the question” means
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 AM
[scrawling in ketchup on the tablecloth due to poorly chewed chunk of meat lodged in my windpipe] INTENTS AND PURPOSES
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[clutching my left shoulder after the third heart attack] it’s “the proof of the pudding is in the eating”
[on my deathbed] that’s actually not what “begs the question” means
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 AM
[clutching my left shoulder after the third heart attack] it’s “the proof of the pudding is in the eating”
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It should be 'couldn't care less' not 'I could care less' because of course you could care less [flatlines]
December 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
It should be 'couldn't care less' not 'I could care less' because of course you could care less [flatlines]
[on my deathbed] that’s actually not what “begs the question” means
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
[on my deathbed] that’s actually not what “begs the question” means
this is really bumming me out
TRUMP MOBILE DELAYS PLAN TO LAUNCH GOLD-COLOURED SMARTPHONE: FT
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
this is really bumming me out
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It would really be good if a lot of people subscribed to Katelyn's Patreon. She is an excellent and influential trans activist and simultaneously a professional and nuanced journalist, with a great sense of humor and fun to read and listen to.
It's almost the end of the year and it looks like I won't hit my subscriber goal for the year, but from now until the ball drop, you can get 40% off your first month/year off a monthly or annual membership to my Patreon by using code WB2026 at checkout.
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December 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It would really be good if a lot of people subscribed to Katelyn's Patreon. She is an excellent and influential trans activist and simultaneously a professional and nuanced journalist, with a great sense of humor and fun to read and listen to.
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they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
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