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@milesklee.bsky.social
👆🏻 this user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top

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ey, take it easy. i just found out they ain’t selling De Cecco in America no more. i’m hurtin here
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
putting the rest of my life on hold to build a bunker and stockpile orecchiette
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
gotta get those autumn colors somehow
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
what if we went for a joyride in the Blumhouse beach buggy
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Anne Sexton:
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
now that spotify has stopped counting i can finally listen to this on repeat
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
on a momentous election day i am thinking of the guy who sent this legendary wrong number text
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the Grok gooner revolt is upon us
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
clinging to prediction market vibes while actual voter data shows Cuomo is finished… Ackman’s crashout this week will be one for the ages
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
oh god. tell her i’m not here
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
you need these instead
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
MAGNIFIQUE
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
nobody, and i mean nobody, writes about women trapped together in a claustrophobic nightmare like Caroline Blackwood
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
also @spookymeatball.bsky.social was perfection as Christiane from Eyes Without a Face
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I think @bajaenjoyer.bsky.social and I should have won best couples costume as Dr. Robby and John Carter
November 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
favorite one one these recently
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
yer boy has returned to office
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
for a couple weeks now the horny Grok Imagine guys have been complaining that they can no longer prompt it to create gooner hentai and are instead posting AI-generated "RIP" content where the model can't even spell its own name
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
lol i tried to search "woke" and Grokipedia blocked me
October 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Musk put an aside in his own online encyclopedia about how he supposedly lost 20 pounds
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
seeing if i can stream this enough in the next few weeks to make it the top song in my spotify wrapped
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM