Spike Friedman
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I’m just here so I don’t get fined
This football game?
a cartoon of a man sitting in a chair with the words `` it stinks '' written on the screen .
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting in a chair with the words `` it stinks '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This football game?
Real “lesser of two weevils“ news cycle huh?
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Real “lesser of two weevils“ news cycle huh?
The Seahawks one weakness this year is insane fumbles when backed up against their own endzone….
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The Seahawks one weakness this year is insane fumbles when backed up against their own endzone….
Pete Carroll 12 years ago: what if the defensive talent is so good and the scheme so sound we can dominate with vanilla looks? What could be better than that?
Mike McD today: what if we had all that but also did a bunch of crazy disguise bullshit bespoke for each game, that would be way better
Mike McD today: what if we had all that but also did a bunch of crazy disguise bullshit bespoke for each game, that would be way better
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Pete Carroll 12 years ago: what if the defensive talent is so good and the scheme so sound we can dominate with vanilla looks? What could be better than that?
Mike McD today: what if we had all that but also did a bunch of crazy disguise bullshit bespoke for each game, that would be way better
Mike McD today: what if we had all that but also did a bunch of crazy disguise bullshit bespoke for each game, that would be way better
Take heating up!
working on a DeMarcus Lawrence is a bigger miss for the Cowboys than Micah Parsons take so hot that it will leave Earth uninhabitable, with an atmosphere like Venus’
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Take heating up!
Just remembered I have Seahawks D in fantasy
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just remembered I have Seahawks D in fantasy
John Schneider about to invent new levels of smugness
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
John Schneider about to invent new levels of smugness
Looks like I was just a year early
Sam Darnold, NFL MVP
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Looks like I was just a year early
Got two emails, a text and a push alert telling me that my flight on Wednesday is not impacted by the FAA slowdown
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Got two emails, a text and a push alert telling me that my flight on Wednesday is not impacted by the FAA slowdown
Had to say goodbye to a very good boy, Edgar Martinez Friedman, after a good and long life earlier this week. Posting some pics of him on the least bad social media site I’m aware of. Miss you forever, bud.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Had to say goodbye to a very good boy, Edgar Martinez Friedman, after a good and long life earlier this week. Posting some pics of him on the least bad social media site I’m aware of. Miss you forever, bud.
as the father of a boy and a girl, where’s a parenting book that teaches me to raise my kids to be like these two???
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
as the father of a boy and a girl, where’s a parenting book that teaches me to raise my kids to be like these two???
Sacramento looking for other blue state cities that don’t have flight cuts
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sacramento looking for other blue state cities that don’t have flight cuts
NESCAC Harmony Administration
TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
NESCAC Harmony Administration
This is Tom Jones playing What's Up Pussycat. This is Rod Stewart playing Maggy May. This is Billy Joel second encore playing Scenes From an Italian Restaurant.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is Tom Jones playing What's Up Pussycat. This is Rod Stewart playing Maggy May. This is Billy Joel second encore playing Scenes From an Italian Restaurant.
Reposted by Spike Friedman
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
My take on the NY Mayor race:
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My take on the NY Mayor race:
Of all the improbable Sam Darnold stats, the most improbable is that he has only been sacked 9 times in 8 games, tied with Baker for the lowest total for any QB who has started all of their games
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Of all the improbable Sam Darnold stats, the most improbable is that he has only been sacked 9 times in 8 games, tied with Baker for the lowest total for any QB who has started all of their games
working on a DeMarcus Lawrence is a bigger miss for the Cowboys than Micah Parsons take so hot that it will leave Earth uninhabitable, with an atmosphere like Venus’
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
working on a DeMarcus Lawrence is a bigger miss for the Cowboys than Micah Parsons take so hot that it will leave Earth uninhabitable, with an atmosphere like Venus’
A Midwest emo song called “An Appropriate Time For Zach Charbonnet Runs”
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A Midwest emo song called “An Appropriate Time For Zach Charbonnet Runs”
I continue to have never been more wrong about anything Seahawks related than this
Sam Darnold is so much better than I thought he would be
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I continue to have never been more wrong about anything Seahawks related than this
My brain is broken but this is what it does everytime I use avocado oil these days
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My brain is broken but this is what it does everytime I use avocado oil these days
This must be what Packers fans felt like after the Russ pick in XLIX, and it is INTOXICATING
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This must be what Packers fans felt like after the Russ pick in XLIX, and it is INTOXICATING
Two most horrific losses in WS history belong to the last two teams that beat the Mariners in the ALCS… maybe next time just let us win??
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Two most horrific losses in WS history belong to the last two teams that beat the Mariners in the ALCS… maybe next time just let us win??
OH MY GOD EAT SHIT GEORGE SPRINGER LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
OH MY GOD EAT SHIT GEORGE SPRINGER LETS FUCKING GOOOOO