Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
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As the foremost scholar on younger generations (zoomer ladies at work tell me about their dating woes approx. quarterly) I think there has never been an easier layup than being a normal-ish zoomer guy. You can have the stupid haircut just don't be telling the newspaper how much you love Hitler
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
As the foremost scholar on younger generations (zoomer ladies at work tell me about their dating woes approx. quarterly) I think there has never been an easier layup than being a normal-ish zoomer guy. You can have the stupid haircut just don't be telling the newspaper how much you love Hitler
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"Righteous Gemstones is one of the most pointed social critiques of our time" Exhibit 18389302
Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, Texas...$70 per ticket.
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Righteous Gemstones is one of the most pointed social critiques of our time" Exhibit 18389302
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Some of y’all aren’t facing unafraid the plans that you made, and it shows
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Some of y’all aren’t facing unafraid the plans that you made, and it shows
Remind me why we’re suddenly trying to align this one specific policy and no other with Denmark???
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Remind me why we’re suddenly trying to align this one specific policy and no other with Denmark???
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Thus redacted Zarathustra
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Thus redacted Zarathustra
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hey guys, I really hate doing this , but unfortunately i got melted by a beam recently and am looking for donations to help reconstitute my body. because im just an easily lootable pile of goo I’ve lost almost everything
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
hey guys, I really hate doing this , but unfortunately i got melted by a beam recently and am looking for donations to help reconstitute my body. because im just an easily lootable pile of goo I’ve lost almost everything
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The Epstein Files are basically the Cigarette Smoking Man episodes of the X-Files. They'll never get a proper revelation, nobody has any particular direction for them, and we all kind of get the gist already, but they'll keep happening every sweeps week anyway.
The administration seems laser-focused on reminding everyone that they're covering up the truth about Epstein every time it begins to fade from the headlines
Yeah, the illegal Epstein redactions aren't going to work, and instead of burying the news before everyone disappears for two weeks, they are going to keep it going forever.
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Epstein Files are basically the Cigarette Smoking Man episodes of the X-Files. They'll never get a proper revelation, nobody has any particular direction for them, and we all kind of get the gist already, but they'll keep happening every sweeps week anyway.
This whole thread is by far the creepiest Zillow Gone Wild I've ever seen
Alright, going to start adding shit found in a photo series from Epstein here.
I'm not using alt text because the post themselves will describe the pics.
So apparently the Bill Clinton/Lewinsky dress picture is in Epstein's goon cave/6 monitor screen office:
I'm not using alt text because the post themselves will describe the pics.
So apparently the Bill Clinton/Lewinsky dress picture is in Epstein's goon cave/6 monitor screen office:
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This whole thread is by far the creepiest Zillow Gone Wild I've ever seen
Feels like this is going to show up in a lot of no-text replies in the future
December 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Feels like this is going to show up in a lot of no-text replies in the future
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The Department of Justice:
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The Department of Justice:
And with that, the matter was finally put to rest.
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
And with that, the matter was finally put to rest.
Let's say for the sake of argument this is a real issue; you know the plane still takes off at the same time either way, right?
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Let's say for the sake of argument this is a real issue; you know the plane still takes off at the same time either way, right?
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Importing my contacts and opening my feed to find it full of doom-laden posts from The Eternal Worm
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Importing my contacts and opening my feed to find it full of doom-laden posts from The Eternal Worm
“That’s quite a party! What do you call it?”
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“That’s quite a party! What do you call it?”
You guys want to catch a show at the DJTatJFKMCftPA tonight
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You guys want to catch a show at the DJTatJFKMCftPA tonight
How people respond when you tell them you’re not interested in LLMs
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
How people respond when you tell them you’re not interested in LLMs
Also if your great whatever came on the Mayflower he was an immigrant and would have no idea what a heritage American was supposed to be.
I know it's irrational racism, but this is also stupid as a factual matter. If no duplicates, 11th-great grandparents plus intervening descendants = 16,382 ancestors. Astronomically unlikely no 19th/20th C. immigrants. Patrilineal surnames are just a social convention, that's not your only ancestry.
December 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Also if your great whatever came on the Mayflower he was an immigrant and would have no idea what a heritage American was supposed to be.
It’s fun to go back and watch old internet paranoia TV episodes from the ‘90s that have turned out to be accidentally prescient about how the internet would destroy civilization
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
It’s fun to go back and watch old internet paranoia TV episodes from the ‘90s that have turned out to be accidentally prescient about how the internet would destroy civilization
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I want to start a line of luxury holding lanterns. For weird men who must venture out into the night
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I want to start a line of luxury holding lanterns. For weird men who must venture out into the night
After several years of half-listening to NFL broadcasts my wife was convinced that the Cooper Cup was something teams were playing for
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
After several years of half-listening to NFL broadcasts my wife was convinced that the Cooper Cup was something teams were playing for
Games shouldn’t be able to end in a tie. Be serious. You just stopped playing.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Games shouldn’t be able to end in a tie. Be serious. You just stopped playing.
Every time a kicker misses an important kick I feel like I’m having the nightmare where you have to take the final for a class you skipped all semester
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Every time a kicker misses an important kick I feel like I’m having the nightmare where you have to take the final for a class you skipped all semester
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[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?