Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
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I'm collecting funds to do a "Rally to Restore Sanity style" politically neutral alternative halftime show. Mocked by some as being "truly for no one", 3OH!3, Chubby Checker, and an undetermined Zappa are going to rock hard on a relaunched Current TV.
February 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm collecting funds to do a "Rally to Restore Sanity style" politically neutral alternative halftime show. Mocked by some as being "truly for no one", 3OH!3, Chubby Checker, and an undetermined Zappa are going to rock hard on a relaunched Current TV.
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The dick-sucking factory is a bulwark against Chaos and we accept the consequences of having it around
February 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The dick-sucking factory is a bulwark against Chaos and we accept the consequences of having it around
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going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"
Next year's halftime show will be beloved mid aughts one album wonder Clap Your Hands Say Yeah but specifically only songs off the second album no one liked
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Next year's halftime show will be beloved mid aughts one album wonder Clap Your Hands Say Yeah but specifically only songs off the second album no one liked
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everyone knows that there are only two things that are political: explicitly opposing Donald Trump, and putting a woman in a video game
Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.”
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
everyone knows that there are only two things that are political: explicitly opposing Donald Trump, and putting a woman in a video game
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In the US, pronatalism is only nominally about birth rates. It's actually about anti-feminists finding an issue that could be packaged in a way to build a widespread coalition believing *something* must be done. Eventually, when nothing else works, that *something* is rolling back women's autonomy.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
In the US, pronatalism is only nominally about birth rates. It's actually about anti-feminists finding an issue that could be packaged in a way to build a widespread coalition believing *something* must be done. Eventually, when nothing else works, that *something* is rolling back women's autonomy.
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Bro all these acid little character sketches you’re penning…I worry they’re diminishing you
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Bro all these acid little character sketches you’re penning…I worry they’re diminishing you
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sand is just glass yet to realize it's potential. you look at a pristine stretch of beach and see summers with Father, a tipple of granita in the moonlight, listing your first sandcastle on zillow; i see a technicolour cathedral of stained glass effigies, a million Fathers rendered kaleidoscopic
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
sand is just glass yet to realize it's potential. you look at a pristine stretch of beach and see summers with Father, a tipple of granita in the moonlight, listing your first sandcastle on zillow; i see a technicolour cathedral of stained glass effigies, a million Fathers rendered kaleidoscopic
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If you dont want to live in a country where multiculturalism is part of the national identity i genuinely think you should self deport to a place where it isnt
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
If you dont want to live in a country where multiculturalism is part of the national identity i genuinely think you should self deport to a place where it isnt
I have the posts a lot label on my profile right now because I posted a lot yesterday and it's soooooooo embarrassing. I want to die
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I have the posts a lot label on my profile right now because I posted a lot yesterday and it's soooooooo embarrassing. I want to die
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They said yes, the NFL said yes. Turns out no one has ever just asked before, and he asked (nicely, I'm told) and so they're going for it, they're redoing the Super Bowl tonight. Olympics stuff will be in a little picture-in-picture window on NBC.
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 PM
They said yes, the NFL said yes. Turns out no one has ever just asked before, and he asked (nicely, I'm told) and so they're going for it, they're redoing the Super Bowl tonight. Olympics stuff will be in a little picture-in-picture window on NBC.
I split from most people of my sports allegiances in that I actually really enjoy Boston. I’m there somewhat frequently for work and it’s a great city. The Patriots are like a totally separate thing to me entirely
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I split from most people of my sports allegiances in that I actually really enjoy Boston. I’m there somewhat frequently for work and it’s a great city. The Patriots are like a totally separate thing to me entirely
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If you were to run down a list of all the things distinctive about the United States in contrast to Old World Europe, most of it is stuff we instead have in common with Latin America. That's not some woke novelty, it's a deeply embedded centuries-old aspect of our culture and national identity.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
If you were to run down a list of all the things distinctive about the United States in contrast to Old World Europe, most of it is stuff we instead have in common with Latin America. That's not some woke novelty, it's a deeply embedded centuries-old aspect of our culture and national identity.
Just saw otherwise completely nice seeming guy I follow describe this game as “Just saw my team lose the Super Bowl for a fifth time in my lifetime” which is an absolutely incredible way to describe the New England fucking Patriots lmao
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Just saw otherwise completely nice seeming guy I follow describe this game as “Just saw my team lose the Super Bowl for a fifth time in my lifetime” which is an absolutely incredible way to describe the New England fucking Patriots lmao
I’m happy. What a great game. Completely miserable football and a bunch of Republicans probably committed domestic violence after hearing Spanish in a non-service industry context
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I’m happy. What a great game. Completely miserable football and a bunch of Republicans probably committed domestic violence after hearing Spanish in a non-service industry context
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this is how we staged Macbeth in high school
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
this is how we staged Macbeth in high school
Least annoying and presumptuous destination wedding
Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Least annoying and presumptuous destination wedding
Gratuitous Josh McDaniels shot 🤮
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Gratuitous Josh McDaniels shot 🤮
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100 gecs is going to do the half time show next year.
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
100 gecs is going to do the half time show next year.
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Bad Bunny forgot the Gran Colombia flag
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Bad Bunny forgot the Gran Colombia flag
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this is what they're afraid will happen if they don't press 1 for english fast enough
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
this is what they're afraid will happen if they don't press 1 for english fast enough
Old cracker holocaust happening as we speak
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Old cracker holocaust happening as we speak
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Kid Rock just fell off the stage. Lots of blood
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Kid Rock just fell off the stage. Lots of blood
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We have to do to them what the world does to the British in the 28 Days Later series
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
We have to do to them what the world does to the British in the 28 Days Later series