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Waikiki Wanda
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I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
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Using my highly attuned British irony detector to evaluate the bone-dry satire of the common American dweebus
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Offputting to want it this badly. Understudy reeking of flop sweat at the first hint he might go on
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Person behind this spam, I would love to support you in your creative writing goals. You deserve a different kind of life
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Mfw when I write a "combustive portrait of America"
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Guilelessness goes crazy
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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THE OLIVIAS
October 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Can someone who isn’t a total dullard please have a batshit rococo scandal for a change
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Next week is the next one this time in Astoria 👍
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Trying to make conversation with a book reviewer: Ah yeah I got a buddy of mine who’s luminous
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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for real though: Get Me The Fuck Away From These People Lol
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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amerikkka is birthed and soaked in lies. rhode island isn't an island.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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a lot of these people try to spin their retrograde attitudes about gender as a form of women's empowerment by appealing to the idea that femininity has been undervalued. but they don't want to elevate the status of femininity, they just want women to be more feminine so they can undervalue them
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Good 👍
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Nothing but good wishes for Lewis the chinchilla and the child who loves him
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??

trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The Nova Scotia Christmas tree is officially on its way to the oldest public park in America! Thank you from Boston to our northerly neighbors for well over a century of friendship & care.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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that uncle who won't stop talking about The Pattern at thanksgiving dinner
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I was on a call today where we were small talking, and I said "Seems like there's a lot more aurora borealis than there used to be" and someone made polite noises of agreement and at that moment I could very clearly see the path upon which business guys acquire severe and persistent brain damage
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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*Reads up on the news of the day* oh wow, Michigan State football had to vacate wins
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Communing across millennia with an illiterate Roman lady stockpiling einkorn in 474 AD as I add "bunch of pasta" to grocery list because the pres makes a different random thing wildly expensive each day now that general decrepitude has forced him to give up his hobbies of golf and child molesting
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Leave it to the French to render the breasts quite lovingly on their graffiti
Recent large anti-Musk street art in Paris. It really shows how hated he is, you never see anything like this in Paris, even about "our" far-right politicians. By coincidence, they could use the inverted car, one of the few symbols to have emerged in Parisian street art in recent years.
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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i think this is true to some extent but it's easy to underestimate the extent to which society does not really care about women or children despite many ostentatious declarations to the contrary
Yes there's a lot of denial, but I've seen it: when it snaps, it snaps hard.

"Powerful men covered up child sex abuse" isn't outlandish when you've seen that happen in church, boy scouts, school athletics, and every other social pillar of your conservative middle-class life in the past few decades.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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REMIND ME NOW
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM