Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
If you follow me and your name is sufficiently evocative I’m in. Just followed a person going by “homo donkey.” Say more!
January 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
If you follow me and your name is sufficiently evocative I’m in. Just followed a person going by “homo donkey.” Say more!
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The American urge to take the same medicine as their pets
Gabapentin has soared in popularity as an alternative to opioids, but research is finding that it isn’t as safe or effective as doctors have long thought.
🔗: on.wsj.com/4aFK8Od
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January 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The American urge to take the same medicine as their pets
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Anyway, one reporter pushed back. Why wouldn't they go on record? Didn't parents deserve on-the-record comment for such an important change that affects children's health? No, one official said. The reporter rightly called it "terrible!" I'll tell you who if she says its ok.
January 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Anyway, one reporter pushed back. Why wouldn't they go on record? Didn't parents deserve on-the-record comment for such an important change that affects children's health? No, one official said. The reporter rightly called it "terrible!" I'll tell you who if she says its ok.
What is anyone even talking about
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
What is anyone even talking about
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the management company sent two plumbers to deal with the problems in my sink. ninety minutes ago they began as rivals—bickering, sniping, undermining one another in front of me. yet now, from the next room, i hear them complimenting one another's competence and strength.
January 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
the management company sent two plumbers to deal with the problems in my sink. ninety minutes ago they began as rivals—bickering, sniping, undermining one another in front of me. yet now, from the next room, i hear them complimenting one another's competence and strength.
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Another beautiful day in pervert world
March 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Another beautiful day in pervert world
If AI videos become so good you can’t tell what’s real or not I’ll just never watch a video again. Whatever
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If AI videos become so good you can’t tell what’s real or not I’ll just never watch a video again. Whatever
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Montessori driving school
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Montessori driving school
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Broncos clinch the bye easily I think
So I get that everyone has their own thing
I get it
And I get that journalists really like the various sports balls & are entertained by them
But TODAY
When the USA government BOMBED ANOTHER COUNTRY & ABDUCTED ITS HEAD OF STATE
The public needs some journalism & not some sports ball commentary
I get it
And I get that journalists really like the various sports balls & are entertained by them
But TODAY
When the USA government BOMBED ANOTHER COUNTRY & ABDUCTED ITS HEAD OF STATE
The public needs some journalism & not some sports ball commentary
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Broncos clinch the bye easily I think
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Almost left the house without my wee bonnet and jacket. What would mother think
May 18, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Almost left the house without my wee bonnet and jacket. What would mother think
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Imagining an Australian GRR Martin
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Imagining an Australian GRR Martin
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“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
Seeing some of the big main Wikipedia style takes accounts doing threads about the quality of Venezuelan oil (??) and I have to level with you, that’s some shit I am never going to care about. I’m a big picture person.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Seeing some of the big main Wikipedia style takes accounts doing threads about the quality of Venezuelan oil (??) and I have to level with you, that’s some shit I am never going to care about. I’m a big picture person.
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They’re making the great satan worse
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
They’re making the great satan worse
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wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
I asked my husband earlier why Cincinnati doesn’t just fix their offensive line and become good and he changed the subject. Men don’t want to answer the hard questions
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I asked my husband earlier why Cincinnati doesn’t just fix their offensive line and become good and he changed the subject. Men don’t want to answer the hard questions
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using potent Enochian spells and forbidden Golden Dawn rites to instantiate my Illegal Thoughts within the Material Realm
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
using potent Enochian spells and forbidden Golden Dawn rites to instantiate my Illegal Thoughts within the Material Realm
I support any country who wants to punish the hoglike American people. Not me per se but all the bad ones.
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I support any country who wants to punish the hoglike American people. Not me per se but all the bad ones.
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Donald Trump boldly “making the call” at the Mar-A-Lago situation room (conference table with gauzy black curtains around it and a monitor showing a Twitter search for “Venezuela”). Pitbull’s “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” is audible in the background.
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Donald Trump boldly “making the call” at the Mar-A-Lago situation room (conference table with gauzy black curtains around it and a monitor showing a Twitter search for “Venezuela”). Pitbull’s “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” is audible in the background.
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I now support the insane actions against Venezuela after learning that Maduro is a “tough hombre” who is “no angel”
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I now support the insane actions against Venezuela after learning that Maduro is a “tough hombre” who is “no angel”
Yeah I think I’m pretty much out on the whole species. We gave it a go
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Yeah I think I’m pretty much out on the whole species. We gave it a go
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Some are skeptical, but I’m betting we can post ourselves out of this…
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Some are skeptical, but I’m betting we can post ourselves out of this…
If you guys are looking for dumbfuck posts this lady has a lot in stock
Watching millennials on here panicking that Gen Z will have their own Iraq / Afghanistan.
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
If you guys are looking for dumbfuck posts this lady has a lot in stock