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I find the lyrics of the Puerto Rican recording artist “Bad Bunny” to be disturbing and I will be opening a congressional inquiry on the matter.
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I find the lyrics of the Puerto Rican recording artist “Bad Bunny” to be disturbing and I will be opening a congressional inquiry on the matter.
Me and the first person who makes eye contact with me after it happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Me and the first person who makes eye contact with me after it happens
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I'm hearing from my sources that despite his handler's best efforts, the President has accidentally heard a sentence spoken aloud in Spanish, and has died. He is survived by his stupid children and demon wife. The carpet is being described as a "total loss"
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I'm hearing from my sources that despite his handler's best efforts, the President has accidentally heard a sentence spoken aloud in Spanish, and has died. He is survived by his stupid children and demon wife. The carpet is being described as a "total loss"
This would be a pretty funny time for it to happen. They'd have to pause the game to announce it while struggling to remain somber
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
This would be a pretty funny time for it to happen. They'd have to pause the game to announce it while struggling to remain somber
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Donald Trump is like the Blade of pedophiles. He walks among them, he shares their strengths and cravings but none of their weaknesses, and sometimes he kills them. And he doesn’t pay his taxes.
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Donald Trump is like the Blade of pedophiles. He walks among them, he shares their strengths and cravings but none of their weaknesses, and sometimes he kills them. And he doesn’t pay his taxes.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
There's a free opened bag of barley flour available on Nextdoor right now if anyone wants it
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
There's a free opened bag of barley flour available on Nextdoor right now if anyone wants it
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
Just learned that Punxsutawney Phil is canonically immortal due to his use of an "Elixir of Life," and is attended to by an "Inner Circle" made of up 15 members who refer to themselves as "Faithful Followers" www.groundhog.org/about/
About Us - Punxsutawney Groundhog Club
The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club Inner Circle is comprised of 15 members whose task it is to protect and perpetuate the legend of the great weather-predicting groundhog Punxsutawney Phil. The club […]
www.groundhog.org
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Just learned that Punxsutawney Phil is canonically immortal due to his use of an "Elixir of Life," and is attended to by an "Inner Circle" made of up 15 members who refer to themselves as "Faithful Followers" www.groundhog.org/about/
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Aw, baby's first "I just wanted to feel important and line my pockets a little bit but the unexplored crevasse of my character flaws has pulled me into the primordial soup of evil beneath society"?
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Aw, baby's first "I just wanted to feel important and line my pockets a little bit but the unexplored crevasse of my character flaws has pulled me into the primordial soup of evil beneath society"?
lol he really did shit himself
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
lol he really did shit himself
this is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
this is who runs this account
the badgers fuckin found out about religion, call the cops. no not the regular cops
January 30, 2026 at 10:17 PM
the badgers fuckin found out about religion, call the cops. no not the regular cops
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Personally I think violating the constitution is wrong but I can appreciate that the most openly corrupt administration in US history has a different view
January 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Personally I think violating the constitution is wrong but I can appreciate that the most openly corrupt administration in US history has a different view
It seems that my court of insanely evil scheming viziers all loathe each other and each is actively working to sabotage the next. And now, to die of natural causes
January 27, 2026 at 9:31 PM
It seems that my court of insanely evil scheming viziers all loathe each other and each is actively working to sabotage the next. And now, to die of natural causes
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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
January 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
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deleting signal now that it's compromised. find me at the myst library.
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
deleting signal now that it's compromised. find me at the myst library.