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flyoverstates.bsky.social
Evergreen
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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jfruh.bsky.social
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Every day I type a post into the little post writing box here and then I erase it. Then I see more news and I type it again and erase it. I wish I could tell you what it was, but here's the great news... you already know!
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
flyoverstates.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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hugothepinkcat.bsky.social
As Promised:

part 1

Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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ok-but-still.bsky.social
alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island

batman: i don't care
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
flyoverstates.bsky.social
Heard we were posting bird
A delicious juicy roast turkey
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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pattymo.com
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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pileofgarbage.net
lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
flyoverstates.bsky.social
Ah the No True Pope fallacy
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
"kick it! the ball!!!"
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
flyoverstates.bsky.social
Thanks
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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goad.bsky.social
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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cheatlines.co
They make *me* do my job right AND act normal the whole time.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
flyoverstates.bsky.social
You break all the laws of physics and you seriously think there wouldn't be a price
Sam Neil from Event Horizon looking enthusiastic about eldritch dimensional horrors
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Olivia Nuzzi reinventing the phenotype of woman who out of nowhere tells the whole town "Yea have I held Congreʃs with his Body, whom the Fearful call 'Accuʃer', and many Times have I felt his huʃbandly Muʃcle move within me as he did whiʃper in mine ear Tales of wretched Medicines moʃt unʃavoury"
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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libbycwatson.com
youtu.be/bwELovShqqs?...
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
flyoverstates.bsky.social
An MRI reveals the Intruder Therein. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
amybrown.xyz amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 21d
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
I did not like to think about it just as later I would not like to think about the worm in his brain that other people found so funny. I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. “Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.” A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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michaelcaley.bsky.social
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect

insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
"I would take a bullet for you,” the Politician said. He always said that. “Please don’t say that,” I said. I always said that. From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible. I did not like to think about it. About the armed man at his speech. Or the armed man who broke into his home. Or the armed men he paid to guard him from armed men who sought to harm him while the federal government denied his pleas for protection from the security agency whose modern protocols were carved by the same bullets that cut boughs from his family tree and cut the track of the American experiment.
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
flyoverstates.bsky.social
MST3k is on. Everyone gets the next 2 hours off
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
NYT EDITORIAL DESK

"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"

"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"

"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
ditzkoff.bsky.social Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23d
The credulity.
The Edge of Oblivion Nuzzi, 32, lives in a tiny house in the heart of Malibu where lizards crawl into her kitchen and the King James Bible and “The Divine Comedy” — two books she was reading while she was writing “American Canto” — sit on her dining room table. She drives around in a white Mustang convertible, like a Lana Del Rey song come to life.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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cheatlines.co
voyaging the stars in my toroidal earthship named the Normal Woman
cheatlines.co Saoirse Rescue @cheatlines.co · Apr 12
Seamlessly connecting all of the current Problems together like a big Dyson sphere in my mind
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
flyoverstates.bsky.social
They're calling it the most wrong statement of all time
emilyflitter.bsky.social Emily Flitter @emilyflitter.bsky.social · 25d
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM