Sherry Affogato
@cheatlines.co
technician, artist, craftist, martian, gardener ||| Busytown, Colorado ||| ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɢᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ
Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard:
- Ponte (di) Roma, a structured double knit fabric
- Ponte (di) Roma, a structured double knit fabric
Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard:
- JSX and Aero, public charter not-airlines that fly old Embraers as pseudo-private jets
- JSX and Aero, public charter not-airlines that fly old Embraers as pseudo-private jets
Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard
- Quince cheese, a traditional jelly dessert made from quince (a small hard fruit related to pears and apples)
- Quince cheese, a traditional jelly dessert made from quince (a small hard fruit related to pears and apples)
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard:
- Ponte (di) Roma, a structured double knit fabric
- Ponte (di) Roma, a structured double knit fabric
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Leaving out a plate of cigarettes for David Straitharn.
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Leaving out a plate of cigarettes for David Straitharn.
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Tom Waits talking to a puppet named TB who's a worm dressed like a newsie with tuberculosis. "WeLl if iT iSNt BeTtE mIdLeR" and she's dressed like a sexy 30s fallen woman. They sing White Christmas with a bunch of junkyard dogs roaming around. It writes itself
December 13, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Tom Waits talking to a puppet named TB who's a worm dressed like a newsie with tuberculosis. "WeLl if iT iSNt BeTtE mIdLeR" and she's dressed like a sexy 30s fallen woman. They sing White Christmas with a bunch of junkyard dogs roaming around. It writes itself
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look at this crazy jello my mom makes
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
look at this crazy jello my mom makes
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life…My rules…
September 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
life…My rules…
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A pilot Christmas tradition: wrapping presents in expired sectionals.
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A pilot Christmas tradition: wrapping presents in expired sectionals.
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if my sunday school experiences are anything to go by, these above all else are the very foundations of the unitarian-universalist faith
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
if my sunday school experiences are anything to go by, these above all else are the very foundations of the unitarian-universalist faith
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For the love of God, Montessori!
December 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
For the love of God, Montessori!
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”proceed” I said, “herein is the blue hawaiian punch”
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
”proceed” I said, “herein is the blue hawaiian punch”
For the love of God, Montresor!
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
For the love of God, Montresor!
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For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
Line reading hall of fame
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Line reading hall of fame
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Santa can deliver presents across the world in one night. If we're gonna shoot him down we need something really, really fast.
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Santa can deliver presents across the world in one night. If we're gonna shoot him down we need something really, really fast.
Everyone has their own piece of prose or poetry they like to come back to every Christmas Eve and mine is the weightlifting snowman www.thisamericanlife.org/323/the-supe...
Super Duper - This American Life
The super in Josh Bearman's Los Angeles building was kind of a needy character.
www.thisamericanlife.org
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Everyone has their own piece of prose or poetry they like to come back to every Christmas Eve and mine is the weightlifting snowman www.thisamericanlife.org/323/the-supe...
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Today is Quintidi the 5th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay
More information on dogs
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay
More information on dogs
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today is Quintidi the 5th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay
More information on dogs
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay
More information on dogs
I miss the pastry man but i'm glad he doesnt miss me too much
![Text of Cameron the dog sleeping "midday nap. Very round and bun-lime [donut][cookie][croissant]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r335dcuzq7ta2fmsb2gk4dgn/bafkreiakg6ulkjs2sy3qytlsbbsettor7fxsrn2g6z6anr57a5lihabmie@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I miss the pastry man but i'm glad he doesnt miss me too much
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Anyways, the food was great and the best thing was that Dad made a big deal about me providing it. Any time someone said they liked something he'd give me an elbow in the ribs. By the end of the dinner you'd have sworn I'd taken the job as some sort of Oceans 11-style long-con.
November 27, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Anyways, the food was great and the best thing was that Dad made a big deal about me providing it. Any time someone said they liked something he'd give me an elbow in the ribs. By the end of the dinner you'd have sworn I'd taken the job as some sort of Oceans 11-style long-con.
This is reminding me that while padding downstairs at the hotel to beg for toothpaste I heard EASILY the worst version of Little Drummer Boy I've ever encountered. It was like a 30 Rock bit
The most wonderful time (of the year) [remix]
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is reminding me that while padding downstairs at the hotel to beg for toothpaste I heard EASILY the worst version of Little Drummer Boy I've ever encountered. It was like a 30 Rock bit
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Me playing a video game where there's a stoic, rigidly scrupulous blacksmith and the game doesn't let you have sex with him: alright, well there goes my plan to have sex with this stoic, rigidly scrupulous blacksmith
December 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me playing a video game where there's a stoic, rigidly scrupulous blacksmith and the game doesn't let you have sex with him: alright, well there goes my plan to have sex with this stoic, rigidly scrupulous blacksmith
Taking a luxuriously slow route to see my sister. Woke up this morning in fabulous Des Moines and took a cheeky break at what we thought would be a deserted small town brewery, only to find 300 people there, all dressed for the occasion, drinking free "elk milk" shots (vodka and orange sherbert)
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Taking a luxuriously slow route to see my sister. Woke up this morning in fabulous Des Moines and took a cheeky break at what we thought would be a deserted small town brewery, only to find 300 people there, all dressed for the occasion, drinking free "elk milk" shots (vodka and orange sherbert)
U kno it's the holidays when my cellular carrier has to send escalating emails separated by 6 hours or so lamenting that I won't stop using data
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
U kno it's the holidays when my cellular carrier has to send escalating emails separated by 6 hours or so lamenting that I won't stop using data
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I love this @leaflet.pub blog about sewing and crafting. I’ve always been reticent to learn although, like Dolly Parton, I often consider taking up sewing when I’m sad at Christmastime.
relevant to @cheatlines.co interests I think
relevant to @cheatlines.co interests I think
[001] A Topology of Enrobement - Dreaming at the Edge of the Apocalypse
Sunday 25 May 2025
jakefee.leaflet.pub
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I love this @leaflet.pub blog about sewing and crafting. I’ve always been reticent to learn although, like Dolly Parton, I often consider taking up sewing when I’m sad at Christmastime.
relevant to @cheatlines.co interests I think
relevant to @cheatlines.co interests I think
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Might post this every December 23rd at this rate
December 24, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Might post this every December 23rd at this rate
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(whispering to date while daniel craig is onscreen) that’s Knives Out
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
(whispering to date while daniel craig is onscreen) that’s Knives Out