Dave Reckoning
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technician, artist, craftist, martian, gardener ||| Busytown, Colorado ||| ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɢᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ
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Me: Cessna... please... you can't call everything a Citation
Cessna: *pointing at a plastic bag caught in a tree* Citation Plastique
Cessna: *pointing at a plastic bag caught in a tree* Citation Plastique
July 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me: Cessna... please... you can't call everything a Citation
Cessna: *pointing at a plastic bag caught in a tree* Citation Plastique
Cessna: *pointing at a plastic bag caught in a tree* Citation Plastique
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thinking about the Ferrix Shuttle again
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
thinking about the Ferrix Shuttle again
Yeah
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Yeah
New loaf just dropped
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
New loaf just dropped
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Me, in 1940s variety voice: Gersh once Gaga for groypers now sees no pay in the paglia pussycats
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Me, in 1940s variety voice: Gersh once Gaga for groypers now sees no pay in the paglia pussycats
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
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adding various toots and honks to Layla until it's a ska song
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
adding various toots and honks to Layla until it's a ska song
If you're wondering why I'm acting like this sort of suddenly I took an incredible nap and then drank a London Fog like it was Gatorade even though it was still very hot
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you're wondering why I'm acting like this sort of suddenly I took an incredible nap and then drank a London Fog like it was Gatorade even though it was still very hot
I have a basically pre-modern relationship with all Mods. To me they are a type of weather
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I have a basically pre-modern relationship with all Mods. To me they are a type of weather
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Someone on a podcast was saying if they'd just let trump have an NFL team back in the day we wouldn't be in any of this mess
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Someone on a podcast was saying if they'd just let trump have an NFL team back in the day we wouldn't be in any of this mess
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So many of them have Failed Theatre Kid energy
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
So many of them have Failed Theatre Kid energy
It's wild how many of our pervasive conservatives have obvious "convince Hitler not to drop out of art school" forks in their paths where if they'd followed their bliss they would have been A Problem for way fewer people
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's wild how many of our pervasive conservatives have obvious "convince Hitler not to drop out of art school" forks in their paths where if they'd followed their bliss they would have been A Problem for way fewer people
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We could use a little rain, don't you think?
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We could use a little rain, don't you think?
Remembering shit that happened in the past and knowing what the fuck you're even talking about is so goated
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Remembering shit that happened in the past and knowing what the fuck you're even talking about is so goated
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this is a bop
I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
this is a bop
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He grew up in a Sun-Times home
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
He grew up in a Sun-Times home
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Life is shit. Here’s Balkan coffee shops at 8am
this website absolutely needed the balkan coffee shops at 8am video and i am pleased to bring it to you here
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Life is shit. Here’s Balkan coffee shops at 8am
Going to make a bread loaf and fuck around with my sewing machines to-day
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Going to make a bread loaf and fuck around with my sewing machines to-day
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🇧🇷Marreca-rabo-de-espinho
🌎Oxyura vittata
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
A marreca-rabo-de-espinho é uma ave anseriforme da família Anatidae. Também conhecida vulgarmente por marreca-pé-na-bunda
📷 Alejandro Olmos
🌎Oxyura vittata
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
A marreca-rabo-de-espinho é uma ave anseriforme da família Anatidae. Também conhecida vulgarmente por marreca-pé-na-bunda
📷 Alejandro Olmos
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
🇧🇷Marreca-rabo-de-espinho
🌎Oxyura vittata
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
A marreca-rabo-de-espinho é uma ave anseriforme da família Anatidae. Também conhecida vulgarmente por marreca-pé-na-bunda
📷 Alejandro Olmos
🌎Oxyura vittata
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
A marreca-rabo-de-espinho é uma ave anseriforme da família Anatidae. Também conhecida vulgarmente por marreca-pé-na-bunda
📷 Alejandro Olmos
My first dream was harrowing and personal, in my second dream I took a jock couple I didn't know well to the biergarten and we ordered a bunch of stuff with orange, mocha, strawberry kiwi etc in the names. To my horror the bartender brought us not beers but 2" tall canned cocktails like a buzzball
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My first dream was harrowing and personal, in my second dream I took a jock couple I didn't know well to the biergarten and we ordered a bunch of stuff with orange, mocha, strawberry kiwi etc in the names. To my horror the bartender brought us not beers but 2" tall canned cocktails like a buzzball
If I'm A LITTLE DEPRESSED then why am I rewatching THE FIRST 3 SEASONS OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT huh
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If I'm A LITTLE DEPRESSED then why am I rewatching THE FIRST 3 SEASONS OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT huh
Burn After Reading is a documentary
Thriller where three women stumble onto a sinister conspiracy in Washington DC but it’s Nancy Mace, Boebert and MTG
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Burn After Reading is a documentary
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I miss when supernatural thrillers had multiple scenes set at raves.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I miss when supernatural thrillers had multiple scenes set at raves.
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who up scaling they composites
September 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
who up scaling they composites
Say what you will about gchat but it knows where the cop shop is apparently
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Say what you will about gchat but it knows where the cop shop is apparently