static klinger
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static klinger
@jessespector.com
· Nov 19
one of my favorite parts of writing about the 1929 national league home run race was seeing mike trout visibly short circuit as a result of joe maddon’s bullshit
who is the bigger wife guy zohran or francisco
That’s right, the New York Mets are NYC’s #1 team
Mets star Francisco Lindor’s podcaster wife is on Zohran Mamdani’s inaugural committee
Her role isn’t necessarily a surprise: the self-described “breastfeeding + home birth + social justice advocate” vocally backed the democratic socialist during November’s el…
nypost.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
who is the bigger wife guy zohran or francisco
jesus crab
zooperstar
blasphemous mascot
they say you are
zooperstar
blasphemous mascot
they say you are
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
jesus crab
zooperstar
blasphemous mascot
they say you are
zooperstar
blasphemous mascot
they say you are
touching your penis to masturbate? seems pretty gay tbh tbqh tbqfh
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
touching your penis to masturbate? seems pretty gay tbh tbqh tbqfh
well, chris buescher had a heinz paint scheme this year, so if ketchup isn’t available i guess the answer is fastened industrial services
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
well, chris buescher had a heinz paint scheme this year, so if ketchup isn’t available i guess the answer is fastened industrial services
this is the template of a man who has been ejected from multiple tgi friday’s locations
That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
this is the template of a man who has been ejected from multiple tgi friday’s locations
i want to go back to an america where steves miller spoke from pompateese of love
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i want to go back to an america where steves miller spoke from pompateese of love
fast, free, and equipped with laser cannons to vaporize double-parked cars
To truly upgrade the New York City's bus system, the Mamdani administration needs to think even bigger than "fast and free."
How Mamdani Can Deliver a Bigger Dream for Buses - Streetsblog New York City
Mamdani must prioritize Bus Rapid Transit, also known as BRT, to transform the bus experience in New York City.
buff.ly
December 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
fast, free, and equipped with laser cannons to vaporize double-parked cars
make a bond film casual
casino quarter pounder
casino quarter pounder
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. Nah
Dr. Nah
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
make a bond film casual
casino quarter pounder
casino quarter pounder
what an odd thing to say
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce two fucking cowards, made for other cowards to enjoy.
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
what an odd thing to say
taylor swift just spent christmas night watching 139 yards of total offense
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
taylor swift just spent christmas night watching 139 yards of total offense
patrick mahomes in the luxury suite instead of on the sideline supporting his teammates… poor leadership qualities???????
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
patrick mahomes in the luxury suite instead of on the sideline supporting his teammates… poor leadership qualities???????
i might have considered going to the fenway bowl if the weather wasn’t gonna be complete ass and i hadn’t seen army-uconn as a regular season game at west point as one of three fbs games i’ve ever attended
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i might have considered going to the fenway bowl if the weather wasn’t gonna be complete ass and i hadn’t seen army-uconn as a regular season game at west point as one of three fbs games i’ve ever attended
i didn’t realize that *this* happened one night after obama roasted trump at the white house correspondents dinner, at the same time for east coast viewers that the mets were playing the phillies and john cena had a mic in his hand at wwe extreme rules
Osama Bin Ladens death announcement interrupts "The Celebrity Apprentice" (May 1, 2011)
YouTube video by Local News Footage
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December 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i didn’t realize that *this* happened one night after obama roasted trump at the white house correspondents dinner, at the same time for east coast viewers that the mets were playing the phillies and john cena had a mic in his hand at wwe extreme rules
it is WILD that this is what jameis winston wound up being too
“QB3 who is beloved by everyone in the building” is a great NFL player archetype
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
it is WILD that this is what jameis winston wound up being too
is argyle wearing a ring, is he the strongest puncher of all time, or does theo have a glass jaw
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
is argyle wearing a ring, is he the strongest puncher of all time, or does theo have a glass jaw
when did the knicks trade for goofy and donald duck
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
when did the knicks trade for goofy and donald duck
lol tyler kolek was +24 today
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
lol tyler kolek was +24 today
forget the nfl, there should be a nascar christmas race, and the cars should have lights
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
forget the nfl, there should be a nascar christmas race, and the cars should have lights
merry christmas jair bolsonaro is in the hospital
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
merry christmas jair bolsonaro is in the hospital
not the point, but the “opinion” label made me laugh, like tomorrow they’re gonna have “quentin tarantino: rob reiner was *not* martin scorsese’s friend”
I've seen this going around today and it's beautiful, so here's a gift link.
Opinion | Martin Scorsese: ‘Rob Reiner Was My Friend’
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
not the point, but the “opinion” label made me laugh, like tomorrow they’re gonna have “quentin tarantino: rob reiner was *not* martin scorsese’s friend”
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Well, yes and no. Scholars debate the historicity of the Charlie Brown Passion Story; Linus denying him three times, the sermon on the Snoopy house, Peppermint Patty piercing his side with the spear of destiny
I choose to follow his example and pine over a redhead (my wife)
I choose to follow his example and pine over a redhead (my wife)
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well, yes and no. Scholars debate the historicity of the Charlie Brown Passion Story; Linus denying him three times, the sermon on the Snoopy house, Peppermint Patty piercing his side with the spear of destiny
I choose to follow his example and pine over a redhead (my wife)
I choose to follow his example and pine over a redhead (my wife)
it’s not funny, he had every dyslexic person in northern europe summarily executed
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
it’s not funny, he had every dyslexic person in northern europe summarily executed
i like seeing cardinals because they’re easily identifiable
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i like seeing cardinals because they’re easily identifiable