static klinger
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static klinger
@jessespector.com
· Nov 19
one of my favorite parts of writing about the 1929 national league home run race was seeing mike trout visibly short circuit as a result of joe maddon’s bullshit
make a bond film casual
casino quarter pounder
casino quarter pounder
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. Nah
Dr. Nah
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
make a bond film casual
casino quarter pounder
casino quarter pounder
what an odd thing to say
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce two fucking cowards, made for other cowards to enjoy.
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
what an odd thing to say
taylor swift just spent christmas night watching 139 yards of total offense
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
taylor swift just spent christmas night watching 139 yards of total offense
patrick mahomes in the luxury suite instead of on the sideline supporting his teammates… poor leadership qualities???????
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
patrick mahomes in the luxury suite instead of on the sideline supporting his teammates… poor leadership qualities???????
i might have considered going to the fenway bowl if the weather wasn’t gonna be complete ass and i hadn’t seen army-uconn as a regular season game at west point as one of three fbs games i’ve ever attended
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i might have considered going to the fenway bowl if the weather wasn’t gonna be complete ass and i hadn’t seen army-uconn as a regular season game at west point as one of three fbs games i’ve ever attended
i didn’t realize that *this* happened one night after obama roasted trump at the white house correspondents dinner, at the same time for east coast viewers that the mets were playing the phillies and john cena had a mic in his hand at wwe extreme rules
Osama Bin Ladens death announcement interrupts "The Celebrity Apprentice" (May 1, 2011)
YouTube video by Local News Footage
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i didn’t realize that *this* happened one night after obama roasted trump at the white house correspondents dinner, at the same time for east coast viewers that the mets were playing the phillies and john cena had a mic in his hand at wwe extreme rules
it is WILD that this is what jameis winston wound up being too
“QB3 who is beloved by everyone in the building” is a great NFL player archetype
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
it is WILD that this is what jameis winston wound up being too
is argyle wearing a ring, is he the strongest puncher of all time, or does theo have a glass jaw
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
is argyle wearing a ring, is he the strongest puncher of all time, or does theo have a glass jaw
when did the knicks trade for goofy and donald duck
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
when did the knicks trade for goofy and donald duck
lol tyler kolek was +24 today
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
lol tyler kolek was +24 today
forget the nfl, there should be a nascar christmas race, and the cars should have lights
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
forget the nfl, there should be a nascar christmas race, and the cars should have lights
merry christmas jair bolsonaro is in the hospital
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
merry christmas jair bolsonaro is in the hospital
not the point, but the “opinion” label made me laugh, like tomorrow they’re gonna have “quentin tarantino: rob reiner was *not* martin scorsese’s friend”
I've seen this going around today and it's beautiful, so here's a gift link.
Opinion | Martin Scorsese: ‘Rob Reiner Was My Friend’
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
not the point, but the “opinion” label made me laugh, like tomorrow they’re gonna have “quentin tarantino: rob reiner was *not* martin scorsese’s friend”
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Well, yes and no. Scholars debate the historicity of the Charlie Brown Passion Story; Linus denying him three times, the sermon on the Snoopy house, Peppermint Patty piercing his side with the spear of destiny
I choose to follow his example and pine over a redhead (my wife)
I choose to follow his example and pine over a redhead (my wife)
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well, yes and no. Scholars debate the historicity of the Charlie Brown Passion Story; Linus denying him three times, the sermon on the Snoopy house, Peppermint Patty piercing his side with the spear of destiny
I choose to follow his example and pine over a redhead (my wife)
I choose to follow his example and pine over a redhead (my wife)
it’s not funny, he had every dyslexic person in northern europe summarily executed
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
it’s not funny, he had every dyslexic person in northern europe summarily executed
i like seeing cardinals because they’re easily identifiable
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i like seeing cardinals because they’re easily identifiable
merry christmas i got you the white sox starting lineup for the final game at comiskey park
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
merry christmas i got you the white sox starting lineup for the final game at comiskey park
lamarry christmas, everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
lamarry christmas, everyone!
on the one hand, mrs. claus’ sidepiece only gets in there once a year; on the other hand, mrs. claus’ sidepiece has the security apparatus of the greatest power in human history making sure that big cuck doesn’t get home early
December 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
on the one hand, mrs. claus’ sidepiece only gets in there once a year; on the other hand, mrs. claus’ sidepiece has the security apparatus of the greatest power in human history making sure that big cuck doesn’t get home early
die hard is a christmas movie
…
“summer in the city” by the lovin’ spoonful is the opening song of die hard with a vengeance
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ipso facto,
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“summer in the city” by the lovin’ spoonful is the opening song of die hard with a vengeance
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ipso facto,
there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
die hard is a christmas movie
…
“summer in the city” by the lovin’ spoonful is the opening song of die hard with a vengeance
…
ipso facto,
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“summer in the city” by the lovin’ spoonful is the opening song of die hard with a vengeance
…
ipso facto,
not accepting the final results and trying to start a riot about it? nick rolovich made an impact *quick* at cal
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
not accepting the final results and trying to start a riot about it? nick rolovich made an impact *quick* at cal
hawaii sweeps stanford and cal on the year, which allows them to join the acc and kick out the school of their choice (not including florida state, which is bound to the conference by the billable hours agreement of 2022)
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
hawaii sweeps stanford and cal on the year, which allows them to join the acc and kick out the school of their choice (not including florida state, which is bound to the conference by the billable hours agreement of 2022)
we have caught and compromised to a permanent end the stanford tree
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
we have caught and compromised to a permanent end the stanford tree