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go birds fuck ice free palestine
aka static klinger aka floptimus prime aka fred vanvleet’s red van fleet aka the millennium bagel aka stimmy strumpet aka regis le brit milah aka slick rick’s sick pick chick hicks aka pamela anderson cooper
aka static klinger aka floptimus prime aka fred vanvleet’s red van fleet aka the millennium bagel aka stimmy strumpet aka regis le brit milah aka slick rick’s sick pick chick hicks aka pamela anderson cooper
Pinned
thinking about the universe where kurt ainsworth, jesse foppert, damian moss, and jerome williams blossom into the dominant rotation of the 2000s
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
thinking about the universe where kurt ainsworth, jesse foppert, damian moss, and jerome williams blossom into the dominant rotation of the 2000s
what do you mean wwe is running a finn-dom storyline
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
what do you mean wwe is running a finn-dom storyline
a polycule? no no, it’s nothing that serious, it’s really just
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
a polycule? no no, it’s nothing that serious, it’s really just
don't worry about lindsey vonn, she already has a waiver from the ncaa to play quarterback at vanderbilt next season
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
don't worry about lindsey vonn, she already has a waiver from the ncaa to play quarterback at vanderbilt next season
drafts are for cowards
we are posting the intrusive thoughts
or at least through them
we are posting the intrusive thoughts
or at least through them
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
drafts are for cowards
we are posting the intrusive thoughts
or at least through them
we are posting the intrusive thoughts
or at least through them
pronouncing bad bunny’s name is my version of obama saying “pakistan”
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
pronouncing bad bunny’s name is my version of obama saying “pakistan”
i was told mlb’s lack of a salary cap made it impossible for teams to compete
Your annual MLB vs NFL parity report
Champs last 10 seasons:
MLB: 7 teams
NFL 6 teams
Teams in "finals" last 10 seasons:
MLB 13
NFL 9
Reminder: The NFL is the "any team can win" league
Champs last 10 seasons:
MLB: 7 teams
NFL 6 teams
Teams in "finals" last 10 seasons:
MLB 13
NFL 9
Reminder: The NFL is the "any team can win" league
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
i was told mlb’s lack of a salary cap made it impossible for teams to compete
the pirates are gonna suck again but at least they’ll be unlikable!
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
the pirates are gonna suck again but at least they’ll be unlikable!
wisconsin’s biggest football moment of the year
Bad Bunny has a consulting historian. news.wisc.edu/pop-star-bad...
Pop star Bad Bunny needed a Puerto Rican history scholar. UW–Madison had just the one.
Bad Bunny collaborated with UW–Madison history professor Jorell Meléndez-Badillo on Puerto Rican narratives that accompany the new album “DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS.”
news.wisc.edu
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
wisconsin’s biggest football moment of the year
it’s only unexpected if you don’t know ball. billie joe armstrong is 53 years old and on a per-game basis was one of the best in the league this season. he didn’t get the counting stats or mvp consideration because he was asleep for the entire month of september. it’s called load management
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 AM
it’s only unexpected if you don’t know ball. billie joe armstrong is 53 years old and on a per-game basis was one of the best in the league this season. he didn’t get the counting stats or mvp consideration because he was asleep for the entire month of september. it’s called load management
the moral arc of the universe is long, and it bends toward the "philadelphia sports fans" section of the bluesky galaxy map somehow
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
the moral arc of the universe is long, and it bends toward the "philadelphia sports fans" section of the bluesky galaxy map somehow
amazing that this time next week ross chastain will be a daytona 500 champion
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
amazing that this time next week ross chastain will be a daytona 500 champion
i don’t get why there’s so much criticism, i thought mr. bunny was very good
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
i don’t get why there’s so much criticism, i thought mr. bunny was very good
oh no my kid is PISSED about the mvp “the kicker set two records! he had the majority of their points!”
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
oh no my kid is PISSED about the mvp “the kicker set two records! he had the majority of their points!”
good for kenneth walker but also BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to the voters
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
good for kenneth walker but also BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to the voters
mvp whether they give him the trophy or not
🏈 In Seattle’s Super Bowl LX victory, Jason Myers set two Super Bowl records: most field goals made (5) and most kicking points scored (17). Additionally, he set an NFL record for most points scored in an entire season (playoffs included), with 206.
centerfieldmarist.com/2026/02/08/m...
centerfieldmarist.com/2026/02/08/m...
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
mvp whether they give him the trophy or not
celebrating his heritage
Oh yeah: Tirico is off to Italy after this.
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
celebrating his heritage
“suspected political message”
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
“suspected political message”
and mike vrabel lost
happy for JSN, who never beat michigan. he deserves this.
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
and mike vrabel lost
radicalized by a “hims & hers” commercial
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
radicalized by a “hims & hers” commercial
YOU CAN CAST MULTIPLE VOTES
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
YOU CAN CAST MULTIPLE VOTES
really similar to the college title game where once it was two possessions, it was really over
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
really similar to the college title game where once it was two possessions, it was really over
should be going for 2!!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
should be going for 2!!!!!!
alexa! we’re figuring out how to kill you
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
alexa! we’re figuring out how to kill you