static klinger
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go birds fuck ice free palestine
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congratulations, you are the new commissioner of college football. everyone agrees conference alignments are borked and you need to fix it, but instead of a new system that might make sense, they want flawed but familiar, and ask you to pick a year from the past to reset, when are we going back to?
houston texans: +45 point differential, 4-5
philadelphia eagles: +26 point differential, 7-2
lol go birds
philadelphia eagles: +26 point differential, 7-2
lol go birds
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
houston texans: +45 point differential, 4-5
philadelphia eagles: +26 point differential, 7-2
lol go birds
philadelphia eagles: +26 point differential, 7-2
lol go birds
what the fuck was any of that
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
what the fuck was any of that
i love that they tried to beat the team that does the tush push with a shotgun handoff and fourth and ballgame
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
i love that they tried to beat the team that does the tush push with a shotgun handoff and fourth and ballgame
bo melton implies the existence of bo boylan
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
bo melton implies the existence of bo boylan
aikman: and it just kind of makes you wonder what the point is, if we’re just meant to suffer until we inevitably die, and if so, whether the comfortable are truly the damned
buck: barkley gets a couple, it’ll be third and five
buck: barkley gets a couple, it’ll be third and five
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
aikman: and it just kind of makes you wonder what the point is, if we’re just meant to suffer until we inevitably die, and if so, whether the comfortable are truly the damned
buck: barkley gets a couple, it’ll be third and five
buck: barkley gets a couple, it’ll be third and five
nick sirianni vs. matt lafleur
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
nick sirianni vs. matt lafleur
no, i do not want to update my tv’s operating system, i want to continue watching tv
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
no, i do not want to update my tv’s operating system, i want to continue watching tv
i believe in this football game’s ability to get to 3-2
always weird when the hockey game has a higher score
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i believe in this football game’s ability to get to 3-2
monday night football!
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
monday night football!
quinta brunson just flipped eli the bird on the manningcast
I don’t get how you can still be an NFL announcer and openly skeptical of “analytics.” Can’t you see all the best teams in the NFL using these strategies successfully and winning games because of them
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
quinta brunson just flipped eli the bird on the manningcast
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no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
congratulations on rookie of the year but i’m still calling nicholas jeffrey kurtz by his government name
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
congratulations on rookie of the year but i’m still calling nicholas jeffrey kurtz by his government name
new yorkers:
I don't think people realize how difficult life can be when you walk faster than 99 percent of the population
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
new yorkers:
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it’s even better in video
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it’s even better in video
ace flagg explains the betsy ross museum’s policies for visitors and staff
Ace Flagg just checked in for Maine. You might know his brother.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
ace flagg explains the betsy ross museum’s policies for visitors and staff
brian daboll lost more games than ray handley and ben mcadoo, the worst giants coaches i can remember, combined
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
brian daboll lost more games than ray handley and ben mcadoo, the worst giants coaches i can remember, combined
bert hasn’t aged a day, drop the skincare routine buddy
Happy 56th anniversary to “Sesame Street,” which made its broadcast debut #OnThisDay in 1969.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
bert hasn’t aged a day, drop the skincare routine buddy
tfw u have a crew and good captain well seasoned
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
tfw u have a crew and good captain well seasoned
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congratulations, you are the new commissioner of college football. everyone agrees conference alignments are borked and you need to fix it, but instead of a new system that might make sense, they want flawed but familiar, and ask you to pick a year from the past to reset, when are we going back to?
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
congratulations, you are the new commissioner of college football. everyone agrees conference alignments are borked and you need to fix it, but instead of a new system that might make sense, they want flawed but familiar, and ask you to pick a year from the past to reset, when are we going back to?
congratulations, you are the new commissioner of college football. everyone agrees conference alignments are borked and you need to fix it, but instead of a new system that might make sense, they want flawed but familiar, and ask you to pick a year from the past to reset, when are we going back to?
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
congratulations, you are the new commissioner of college football. everyone agrees conference alignments are borked and you need to fix it, but instead of a new system that might make sense, they want flawed but familiar, and ask you to pick a year from the past to reset, when are we going back to?
shit sucks but lol eat a bag of dicks
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
shit sucks but lol eat a bag of dicks
this is neat, also it turns out zohran lives in my part of the neighborhood? i know the block from the pictures lol
Ever wonder what it's like being neighbors with the mayor-elect? A group of Astoria residents are starting to find out.
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My neighbor, the mayor: What it's like to live on the same Astoria block as the mayor-elect — Queens Daily Eagle
For the couple hundred people who live next door, or across the street, or down the block from him, Zohran Mamdani’s victory hits close to home. In two months, the most powerful person in New York Cit...
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November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
this is neat, also it turns out zohran lives in my part of the neighborhood? i know the block from the pictures lol
agreed — and i want to note especially on the last part, people blame the president for whatever terrible thing is happening, and there are so many terrible things, the whys and hows of this disaster will eventually fade from regular folks’ consciousness
Multiple things can be true:
The shutdown deal is bad.
People are going hungry during the shutdown and that’s untenable.
Grinding travel to a halt during November and December would be catastrophic.
The Democrats won’t get nearly as much of the blame as doomers think for health care costs.
The shutdown deal is bad.
People are going hungry during the shutdown and that’s untenable.
Grinding travel to a halt during November and December would be catastrophic.
The Democrats won’t get nearly as much of the blame as doomers think for health care costs.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
agreed — and i want to note especially on the last part, people blame the president for whatever terrible thing is happening, and there are so many terrible things, the whys and hows of this disaster will eventually fade from regular folks’ consciousness
