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go birds fuck ice free palestine
Pinned
one of my favorite parts of writing about the 1929 national league home run race was seeing mike trout visibly short circuit as a result of joe maddon’s bullshit
who is the bigger wife guy zohran or francisco
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
jesus crab
zooperstar
blasphemous mascot
they say you are
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
touching your penis to masturbate? seems pretty gay tbh tbqh tbqfh
Threads is just wild because what the fuck
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
well, chris buescher had a heinz paint scheme this year, so if ketchup isn’t available i guess the answer is fastened industrial services
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
this is the template of a man who has been ejected from multiple tgi friday’s locations
That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i want to go back to an america where steves miller spoke from pompateese of love
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti

Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta

Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
fast, free, and equipped with laser cannons to vaporize double-parked cars
December 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
damn
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
make a bond film casual

casino quarter pounder
Make a Bond film casual

The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
Make a Bond film casual

Dr. Nah
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
what an odd thing to say
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce two fucking cowards, made for other cowards to enjoy.
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
taylor swift just spent christmas night watching 139 yards of total offense
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
patrick mahomes in the luxury suite instead of on the sideline supporting his teammates… poor leadership qualities???????
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i might have considered going to the fenway bowl if the weather wasn’t gonna be complete ass and i hadn’t seen army-uconn as a regular season game at west point as one of three fbs games i’ve ever attended
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i didn’t realize that *this* happened one night after obama roasted trump at the white house correspondents dinner, at the same time for east coast viewers that the mets were playing the phillies and john cena had a mic in his hand at wwe extreme rules
Osama Bin Ladens death announcement interrupts "The Celebrity Apprentice" (May 1, 2011)
YouTube video by Local News Footage
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
it is WILD that this is what jameis winston wound up being too
“QB3 who is beloved by everyone in the building” is a great NFL player archetype
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
is argyle wearing a ring, is he the strongest puncher of all time, or does theo have a glass jaw
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
when did the knicks trade for goofy and donald duck
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
lol tyler kolek was +24 today
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
forget the nfl, there should be a nascar christmas race, and the cars should have lights
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
merry christmas jair bolsonaro is in the hospital
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
not the point, but the “opinion” label made me laugh, like tomorrow they’re gonna have “quentin tarantino: rob reiner was *not* martin scorsese’s friend”
I've seen this going around today and it's beautiful, so here's a gift link.
Opinion | Martin Scorsese: ‘Rob Reiner Was My Friend’
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted by static klinger
Well, yes and no. Scholars debate the historicity of the Charlie Brown Passion Story; Linus denying him three times, the sermon on the Snoopy house, Peppermint Patty piercing his side with the spear of destiny

I choose to follow his example and pine over a redhead (my wife)
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
it’s not funny, he had every dyslexic person in northern europe summarily executed
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i like seeing cardinals because they’re easily identifiable
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM