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Phineas
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · Mar 27
I have been making my dumb life from drawing my little guys and stuff for more than 15 years now and I would like to continue to and you can help...

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A screen print featuring head shots of 8 soviet dogs which were sent to orbit from 1957 to 1966, all surrounding the original canine cosmonaut Laika. A red star and banner at the top reads 'Soviet Space Dogs' next to illustrations of two different orbital capsules used in the program. All text is in Russian. An oil painting of a red human skull with a bright orange outline against a collage of '80s Japanese wrestling magazine pages. Picture of wrestlers, wrestling, and a lot of Japanese text, presumably about wrestling. A digital illustration of a spectral owl, with cephalopod arms where its legs would have been. The owl has two arrows embedded in its ghostly body. There is a stylized human skull tied to the top of its head which also has an arrow in it. Night sky, a bare tree, clouds, and a full moon are the background. A black t-shirt with an image of a Black Crowned Night Heron: a medium-sized bird with a whitish chest/belly, dark blue-black wing tops and crown, a black spearlike bill, red eyes, and proportionally long yellow legs with long toes, slightly webbed standing on a stylized rock, with a green rushing river and blue sky behind. An actual bejeweled black crown is suspended over the bird's head and a golden beam of light is coming from within it down onto the regal heron. All this is within an elaborate frame rendered to look like patinated wrought iron. As part of the frame, arcing over the bird's head on either side of the crown it reads BLACK CROWNED, and below the birds feet are the words NIGHT HERON.
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joegross.bsky.social
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
phineas.bsky.social
"I need to do something instead of just laying around feeling desolate."

[Does an annoying thing I've been avoiding and feel a little better.]

"goddammit."
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
phineas.bsky.social
Your fait accompli must be explained to me in detail before I will reflexively retroactively approve it
durbin.senate.gov Senator Dick Durbin @durbin.senate.gov · 5h
The Trump Admin MUST provide briefings for all Members of Congress as soon as possible this week.
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
phineas.bsky.social
We're done with repealing the New Deal. Now we're all about repealing Simón Bolívar.
January 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
phineas.bsky.social
Me at the mercy of a new year
6 DEA agents with their faces pixelated out because they are fucking cowards standing around as Maduro in white socks, black slides, dark sweatpants, a cobalt blue hoodie and a dark beanie is made to sit on a chair. He is giving double thumbs up with his handcuffed hands and is not exactly NOT smiling. He looks cool.
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
phineas.bsky.social
One simply may not enjoy a dunkin breakfast sammich in peace
A gray and cream colored tabby cat standing between my feet where I am seated looking up at me intently.
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
A ball of puffy inflated letters forming five words. Each word is a different color for legibility purposes and streams of color are running out of the letters onto those below and dripping off the roughly spherical mass. The entire thing reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
phineas.bsky.social
Kind of hard to imagine anyone having time for this at the moment
A notification that showed up on my iPad: Apple News+ Editors' Pick What Justin Bieber's pastor means for the future of Christianity. Read in New York magazine.
January 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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phineas.bsky.social
Digital illustration based on the Night on Bald Mountain sequence from Fantasia (1940). Chernobog, a black and purple horned demon with huge bat wings is at center. He is gigantic, seated within the peak of the titular mountain with flames rising up around his waist. His wings are outstretched across the greenish-blue swirling sky and he is waving his arms around to direct the howling winds and spooks and ghosts to do his bidding. Some of these apparitions surround a swirl of ghostly lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
phineas.bsky.social
There seems to be an implied belief in all this that there isn’t going to be any military pushback or armed resistance in Venezuela which is a weird assumption considering the entire 21st century
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
phineas.bsky.social
My 2026! The lemon pig does nothing!
phineas.bsky.social Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 3d
Drawing this motivated me sufficiently to make my own lemon pig
My actual lemon pig. I don’t have cloves around so his eyes are the round black ends of stick pins.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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wesleymorgan.bsky.social
The beginning of US ground action in Venezuela signals that we are now in the “Avatar” timeline
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
phineas.bsky.social
I understand everyone's urging for calls and emails but any elected official who doesn't think this is bad without being told shouldn't expect I will vote for them in any eventuality
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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kirasecura.bsky.social
It's been a rough year.
Bob's burger cartop . Girl With bunny ear hat and a moustached man coming up stairs. Text. It's been a eough year. It's the first week of january
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
phineas.bsky.social
Nice that they can't simply buy everything they want
katelynburns.com Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 1d
Too bad, slopguy
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
phineas.bsky.social
Sure can't fully endorse Ice Cube any more these days but he has made some solid points in the past
Ice Cube - Arrest The President
YouTube video by Bondok Ahmed
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January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
phineas.bsky.social
Overall not a movie I think is very good, but I think about the ending of Alex Garland’s ‘Civil War’ movie pretty often.
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
phineas.bsky.social
Digital illustration based on the Night on Bald Mountain sequence from Fantasia (1940). Chernobog, a black and purple horned demon with huge bat wings is at center. He is gigantic, seated within the peak of the titular mountain with flames rising up around his waist. His wings are outstretched across the greenish-blue swirling sky and he is waving his arms around to direct the howling winds and spooks and ghosts to do his bidding. Some of these apparitions surround a swirl of ghostly lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
phineas.bsky.social
I dunno maybe a career criminal with worsening cognitive defects shouldn’t have his own military
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
phineas.bsky.social
Reasserting
phineas.bsky.social Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 18d
preemptive
Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken in Escape From New York. He’s got long hair, stubble, an eye patch, wearing a very beat up leather jacket. He’s sitting in a leather arm chair saying ‘I don't give a fuck about your war or your president.’
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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aplante.com
tapping the sign again #art
my hand holding a sticker that looks like a brightly-coloured "no parking anytime" sign vandalized to read "NO AI ANYTIME" instead
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
phineas.bsky.social
No you’re wasting your life. That’s what you do.
Letterboxd informing me I logged 307 movies for 558.6 hours of viewing in 2025 and I definitely didn’t log everything
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
phineas.bsky.social
A pinup-style illustration of a lady who happens to have a guillotine for a torso. There are arms in short blue and white-striped sleeves extending from the sides of the guillotine frame, one is holding an empty basket and the other is holding up two fingers in a 'victory' sign. Below the hole where heads go sides she is wearing a short, pleated, dark blue skirt and her legs, covered in gartered nylons are curled up under her with the skirt riding just high enough to offer a glimpse of pink garters and ruffled underwear. A discarded crown is upside down behind her.
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM